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I've never heard about anyone trying this before so I thought, someone oughtta try that, and that's what's got me out here jerking off into the face of an incoming storm.
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May 21, 2024 03:28
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- deep dish peat moss
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I don't know what this tornado's going to do with me when I'm done, but if no one else has tried this, what harm could it do?
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Aug 9, 2018 04:08
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Something is definitely getting wet, so . . . umm it might be working?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 9, 2018 04:49
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I guess you could say it started as an innocent interest in pissing into the wind and evolved from there.
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Aug 9, 2018 04:53
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- PhantomPayne
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I should think before posting
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there was some guy in pompeii that saw the volcano go boomboom and decided he needed to go boomboom too
he got stuck in a primo jerking off position and shall be forever remembered as the guy who wanted to cum with a volcano
hope you can become our tornado hero op god speed
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Aug 9, 2018 06:15
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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everyone has heard stories of things like fenceposts, poles, and branches puncturing water tanks, trees, vehicles etc. from the force of the tornado
hope op sticks the landing
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Aug 9, 2018 07:04
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- Dungeon Ecology
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you have been visited by a twisty wind snake
if you dont go outside and blast a nut in the
next
10
minutes
your dick will go limp forever
1 like = 1 share
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Aug 9, 2018 08:44
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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Putting the "cum" in cumulonimbus
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Aug 9, 2018 15:40
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- google THIS
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"Another guy jerking off!"
"Actually I think that was the same one."
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Aug 9, 2018 16:25
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"and our forecast for today was calling for storms and flash flooding but it appears that old man jenkins is out in his field furiously masturbating again so its going to be clear skies for the whole day"
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Aug 9, 2018 16:45
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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a farmer stands surveying his dry and desolate fields, his eyes look towards the skies and a smile creeps across his face as he sees rain clouds approaching. before he can rejoice a lone figure appears on the horizon. the figure drops it's pants around its ankles and slowly begins to masturbate. the farmer's head drops in agony, the rain clouds begin to dissipate. the townspeople were right, the farmer should have never crossed old man jenkins, the drought would continue...
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Aug 9, 2018 16:49
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Please stop sexually harassing the weather.
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Aug 9, 2018 18:37
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I mean sure, it's gotta be one hell of a blow job.
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Aug 9, 2018 18:37
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- google THIS
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"Gonna rain today. I can feel it."
"In your bones?"
(adjusts pants) "Something like that."
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Aug 9, 2018 19:39
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- Macnult
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this explains why so many storm chasing videos require me to sign in before viewing
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Aug 9, 2018 20:09
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- Dungeon Ecology
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"Gonna rain today. I can feel it."
"In your bones?"
(adjusts pants) "Something like that."
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Aug 9, 2018 20:22
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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the answer my friend
is blowing (a load) in the wind
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Aug 10, 2018 02:34
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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How long before the storm do I need to ingest my old goon Levitra?
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Aug 10, 2018 03:01
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Also this sounds like a goo project for goons if you know what I mean
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Aug 10, 2018 03:01
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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*wipes drops off windswept face* "storm's a comin'"
me: "heh, yeah, that was probably rain, heh"
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Aug 10, 2018 04:47
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- PhantomPayne
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I should think before posting
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you have been visited by a twisty wind snake
if you dont go outside and blast a nut in the
next
10
minutes
your dick will go limp forever
1 like = 1 share
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Aug 10, 2018 05:08
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- Murray Mantoinette
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ＴＨＥ ＰＯＳＴＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＦＬＯＷ
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Weather's kicking up, better get out the old windsock.
*picks up gritty piece of fabric dried to the hardness of steel*
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Aug 10, 2018 08:48
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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*Starts to get an erection whenever I hear the wind howl.*
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Aug 10, 2018 09:56
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- vanisher
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Do you think this is how Odin conceived Thor
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Aug 10, 2018 14:58
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- vanisher
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Listen you cant just jack off into every storm that comes along. Pick one weather event and get to know it a little bit. Learn its likes and dislikes. Surprise it with a cold front from Canada to really get it going.
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Aug 10, 2018 15:03
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by Hand Knit
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Jacking off into the face of the last storm didn't work, but it's never been tried goofy-handed. Gotta check all the boxes.
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Aug 10, 2018 16:55
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Looks at sky filled with cumulus," my work is done here."
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Aug 10, 2018 17:04
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Listen you cant just jack off into every storm that comes along. Pick one weather event and get to know it a little bit. Learn its likes and dislikes. Surprise it with a cold front from Canada to really get it going.
Jacking off into the face of the last storm didn't work, but it's never been tried goofy-handed. Gotta check all the boxes.
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Aug 10, 2018 17:25
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u guys last night i went to see twister (1996) in a rerun theater and the part where they release all the little balls into the storm reminded me of this thread lol
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Aug 10, 2018 18:28
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- google THIS
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All the scientists at the HAARP facility furiously masturbating the new world order into being.
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