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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Does Andy have a perfect passer rating right now?

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Epic Mount
Jun 18, 2007
I'm binge drinking in hour and cane Florence. Please God don't let the power go out til andeee throws 6!!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

cavallingus posted:

andye is going to the super bowl

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME
have the bengals scored a touchdown

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So did the Cincinnati Bengals score another touchdown tonight or something?

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME
did the tigers score a goal against the legendary birds

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Here';s a rule for the thread. if andy dalton throws a touch down to the wrong team don't act like you came up with it and post about it. because I did. litigation will happen

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

he threw a td to a bengal, a team that is morally wrong, earlier

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I was bluffing about all of what I'd said

Epic Mount
Jun 18, 2007
loving bengalllllsssssss gently caress ya hudepohl graeters empress servatis elder!!!!!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

four touchdowns a game seems like a perfectly reasonable number of touchdowns

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

its a lot worse than however many the ravens have, which is more than the bengals but not like distributed in a way that they would have won a game, had they just played

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

it's another one boys!!!! a third touchdown

no. u must be joking

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
That is a lot of touchdowns scored by the Cincinnati Bengals, an NFL team that plays in the NFL.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

what the gently caress

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Epic Mount posted:

loving bengalllllsssssss gently caress ya hudepohl graeters empress servatis elder!!!!!

graeter's is good as hell

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
mission accomplished close thread

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
gently caress Elder.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Eifert Posting posted:

gently caress Elder.

same imo

Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

Eifert Posting posted:

gently caress Elder.

Not empty quoting.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Eifert Posting posted:

gently caress Elder.

Don't google this phrase.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





My Dungeons & Dragons group fought a gently caress Elder once. It was terrifying. I can't even imagine going up against a Great Ancient gently caress.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Cincinnati Bengals have the most wins of any team in the NFL.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
troubling news. those touchdowns? there are going to be more of them. allegedly.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
the cincinnati bojangles have won the stanley cup

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cavallingus posted:

the cincinnati bojangles have won the stanley cup

How many home runs and slam dunks did they get?

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?
Wouldn't be surprised at all if Cincinnati wins their division.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

virgin for Jesus posted:

Wouldn't be surprised at all if Cincinnati wins their division.

lol they have to score touchdowns to do that, and according to this thread they've only scored .... *scrolls up* *scrolls back down* a lot.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Grem posted:

lol they have to score touchdowns to do that, and according to this thread they've only scored .... *scrolls up* *scrolls back down* a lot.
lmao

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Grem posted:

lol they have to score touchdowns to do that, and according to this thread they've only scored .... *scrolls up* *scrolls back down* a lot.

According to a very reliable source* since the expansion only 5 teams have scored 34 points or more both of their first two games and 4/5 went to the superbowl.

Considering the Bengals at this point last year had scored 0 points and ended up 7-9 I am optimistic.


*My Dad, with only two glasses of wine

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Cincinnati Bengals will not score a touchdown today book it.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Eifert Posting posted:

According to a very reliable source* since the expansion only 5 teams have scored 34 points or more both of their first two games and 4/5 went to the superbowl.

Considering the Bengals at this point last year had scored 0 points and ended up 7-9 I am optimistic.


*My Dad, with only two glasses of wine

I'm concerned that they maybe have used up all their points already

The cavalier grasshopper uses all his points while the sun shines bright
The wise ant carefully saves his points so that they will comfort him during the howling winds of winter

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh poo poo, that's why they never have points in January! :(

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

It's been a long time since a Bengals touchdown but the wait is freaking over!!!!!!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I was getting restless, not too proud to admit

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
This is looking to be a fine NFL game today boys.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
That Newton fella is going to get picked a bunch maybe.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Did I say Newton?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Holla

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

It's another one! Two touchdowns today!

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