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It's safe to assume that pretty much all of us rushed to theaters across America so we could be the first ones to enjoy the rollercoaster ride of sheer terror that is the Slenderman movie. What were some of your favorite parts of the movie? Here's a few of mine, just off the top of my head: * When the teenage girl was using the haunted laptop she bought from the undead gypsy, and a popup window labeled "LOADING SLENDERMAN DOT EXE" appeared and she screamed "help, I can't log off from this horror!" * When the mom was trying to cook ravioli and Slenderman appeared behind her and she got so scared that she nearly dropped a spoon (fortunately she was able to hold on to it) * When the mom actually did drop the spoon * The car chase scene between rival dog gangs * When Slenderman appeared for the job interview at Arby's and the manager said they weren't hiring, even though there was clearly a sign on the window that said "NOW HIRING" * When the teenage girl fought Slenderman, in Virtual Reality, in 3D, in VRML * The erotic sex scene where Slenderman hosed an inflatable pool dolphin * The training / workout / wedding montage at the mall * The credits, which were all in Comic Sans for some reason * The short teaser at the end of the credits where Slenderman climbed out of his grave, pulled off his mask, and revealed he was none other than famous Hollywood director Ron Howard Great film by the way, I loved it, already seen it 40 times today, I wholeheartedly recommend it to anybody, particularly people who I utterly despise.
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Aug 10, 2018 19:24
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I thought the twenty minute long scene where the protagonists wandered around in the dark whilst drinking milk was a bit much.
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Aug 10, 2018 19:30
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the paint dots following my mouse cursor, op
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Aug 10, 2018 19:31
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When the slutty cheerleader girl said to the chaste virgin "Slenderman? I need to find me a Tinder man, baby!"
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Aug 10, 2018 19:33
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I loved the climactic scene where the protagonist yells at Slenderman, "That's it, Slenderman! I am going to gently caress. YOUR. FACE!"
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Aug 10, 2018 19:35
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When those 2 girls tried to stab that other girl to death and couldn't even get that done properly
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Aug 10, 2018 19:38
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Well, Rich, I thought the whole picture was a nonstop thrill ride, bringing the thrills, chills, and Hollywood blockbuster spills that made the internet legend so beloved in all of our hearts. Long-time fans and newcomers alike will be blown away when they see ol' "Sawtooth" Slender brought to glorious life on the big screen! I promise popcorn will be spilled when they get to the scene where a person is alone, only for John Slendhammer to suddenly be standing a medium distance away! But my personal favorite was the after-credits scene, where they finally hint at the arrival of the long-rumored Slender Lady. I give it two "tentacles" up!
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Aug 10, 2018 19:43
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The 14 jump scare scenes where it turns out Slenderman is just a cat might seem excessive, but they are setting up the next film in the Slenderverse, slenderkitten. The kitten won't be an actual cat though, it will be Scar-Jo.
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Aug 10, 2018 19:55
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I really liked the step aerobics program, very progressive segment to see in a men's workout video.
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Aug 10, 2018 19:56
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The fight scene between him and his nemesis, portlyman
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Aug 10, 2018 19:57
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Universe Master posted:The 14 jump scare scenes where it turns out Slenderman is just a cat might seem excessive, but they are setting up the next film in the Slenderverse, slenderkitten. ugh hollywood skin washing a solid role for a ghost, or a skeleton, YET AGAIN
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Aug 10, 2018 19:58
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the chad vs virgin meme scene
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Aug 10, 2018 19:59
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i liked the backstory where slenderman is in the gym trying to get some gains but gets bullied by the mean girls
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Aug 10, 2018 20:00
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The scene where the girl thinks she is being haunted by Slenderman and sees a skinny nerd and says out loud, "H-h-he's just too tall and thin, j-j-ust too slender! I'M SCARED!" Then it zooms in on the nerd and hes sad.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:00
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I like the bmw driving scene
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Aug 10, 2018 20:01
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The two hour drama of Joel Slendermein trying to take care of his wife dying of cancer is sure to be an Oscar contender come next year.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:03
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Not seeing it 
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Aug 10, 2018 20:04
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I saw it in 3d and the part where slendy appears to lean through the screen and screams "SUCK MY DICK YOU gently caress MAN" as a kind of homage really hit me
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Aug 10, 2018 20:07
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The reveal that the Slenderman is actually a sympathetic character cursed by gypsy to kill his are famil
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Aug 10, 2018 20:08
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I didn't really understand the need for the chariot racing scene, but man was it cinematic
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Aug 10, 2018 20:10
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I'm boycotting the movie. America doesn't need another film series revolving around a white male.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:10
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anyone else notice the framed Johnny 5 Aces pic in the protags living room? nice lil easter egg there
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Aug 10, 2018 20:11
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how much did the OP of the slenderman thread make off this movie?
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Aug 10, 2018 20:11
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the part where the nerdy kid almost hacks slenderman to death but then slenderman swats him and he gets shot was tense
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Aug 10, 2018 20:12
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They won't show it in Wisconsin because it hits too close to home. Seriously.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:12
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The twist where slender man was actually a fat man was insane. I didn’t see it coming at all!
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Aug 10, 2018 20:12
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Leon Einstein posted:They won't show it in Wisconsin because it hits too close to home. Seriously. Um, excuse me, only PARTS of Wisconsin
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Aug 10, 2018 20:13
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PewdiePie's cameo
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Aug 10, 2018 20:16
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i liked the part where i went to the bathroom and missed some of it OP
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Aug 10, 2018 20:16
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When Slenderman had difficulty finding clothes and had to go to the big & tall shop.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:19
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I enjoyed the montage where the Slender Man tried on different suits
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Aug 10, 2018 20:21
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gleebster posted:When Slenderman had difficulty finding clothes and had to go to the big & tall shop. I think that was a nod to Terminator. Sure he didn't have to beat up a biker to get his clothes but it did give them a reason to open the movie with some sweet man rear end
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Aug 10, 2018 20:23
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The pools closed scene
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Aug 10, 2018 20:24
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The Mexican standoff between Slenderman, the corrupt governer, and the bandito was really something else.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:27
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OutOfPrint posted:The Mexican standoff between Slenderman, the corrupt governer, and the bandito was really something else. Hey just because it involved a bandito doesn't make it a Mexican standoff 
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Aug 10, 2018 20:32
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when the slenderman production studio screwed lowtax out of his much deserved royalties, AGAIN
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Aug 10, 2018 21:08
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I like when slender man shoots his webs and fights doctor octopu
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Aug 10, 2018 21:09
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The hotdog eating contest featuring a cgi robert z'dar seemed out of place but I enjoyed it
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Aug 10, 2018 21:11
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I liked the inspirational montage where theb fat slenderman finally hits rock bottom and decides to pursue his dreams, gets skinny by doing CrossFit on children's playgrounds.
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Aug 10, 2018 21:12
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I'm a big fan of Godzilla so the part where he showed up and all the slendermans from across the world linked arms to form a giant slenderman to fight him.
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