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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
hey op, we have a little something here called the friendship square. i'm going to post it and then i'm going to say "i'm touching" and you'll know that while i'm doing so i'm thinking of you and all of my other friends. when a respectful amount of time has passed i'll then say "not touching" and you'll know our time of intimacy is done in a respectful and appropriate amount of time.

ok, here goes:



i'm touching

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pogi

I'm touching

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

daddy anime posted:

Lot of maddies in this thread, lel. Challenge: If you guys are sooooo Chill :rolleyes: take a picture of the chillest thing you own and then post it in this thread. Some loser already posted his marijuana pipe or something.



i made him in the hospital :3:

alnilam

I just made a poop that was about two feet long and it was very relaxing buti forgot to take a pic sorry op

daddy anime

by FactsAreUseless

Bacon Taco posted:

I don't think my yobber friends want to see my dick


Luvcow posted:

hey op, we have a little something here called the friendship square. i'm going to post it and then i'm going to say "i'm touching" and you'll know that while i'm doing so i'm thinking of you and all of my other friends. when a respectful amount of time has passed i'll then say "not touching" and you'll know our time of intimacy is done in a respectful and appropriate amount of time.

ok, here goes:



i'm touching


pogi posted:

I'm touching


alnilam posted:

I just made a poop that was about two feet long and it was very relaxing buti forgot to take a pic sorry op


so I guess byobs the cool place for se ually harassing outsider users with disgusting poo poo like this?And you guys are chill with posting feces stories? Now I see why no one stood up for your “friend” when I called her the b-word. You guys are disgusting spineless freaky bigots. The no child porn rule suddenly starting to make sense.

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roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

daddy anime posted:

so I guess byobs the cool place for se ually harassing outsider users with disgusting poo poo like this?And you guys are chill with posting feces stories? Now I see why no one stood up for your “friend” when I called her the b-word. You guys are disgusting spineless freaky bigots. The no child porn rule suddenly starting to make sense.
I don't think it's possible to be an outsider user. In order to use a forum you have to be inside it.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

daddy anime posted:

so I guess byobs the cool place for se ually harassing outsider users with disgusting poo poo like this?And you guys are chill with posting feces stories? Now I see why no one stood up for your “friend” when I called her the b-word. You guys are disgusting spineless freaky bigots. The no child porn rule suddenly starting to make sense.

I'm only going to be touching the friendship square for a little while longer if you want to get in on this action here and really connect. obviously I used the wrong pic but that's ok if not a little embarrassing. as far as duckie goes she can handle herself, she lives in a castle with a quilting wing and has shitloads of servants and stuff so I'm sure she's doing ok and swimming through piles of money like scrooge mcduck.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

daddy anime posted:

so I guess byobs the cool place for se ually harassing outsider users with disgusting poo poo like this?And you guys are chill with posting feces stories? Now I see why no one stood up for your “friend” when I called her the b-word. You guys are disgusting spineless freaky bigots. The no child porn rule suddenly starting to make sense.

Still chiller than you.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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FluffieDuckie

Luvcow posted:

as far as duckie goes she can handle herself, she lives in a castle with a quilting wing and has shitloads of servants and stuff so I'm sure she's doing ok and swimming through piles of money like scrooge mcduck.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

treasure bear

Luvcow posted:

I'm only going to be touching the friendship square for a little while longer if you want to get in on this action here and really connect. obviously I used the wrong pic but that's ok if not a little embarrassing. as far as duckie goes she can handle herself, she lives in a castle with a quilting wing and has shitloads of servants and stuff so I'm sure she's doing ok and swimming through piles of money like scrooge mcduck.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


goodness gracious, might we have been owned

probably not


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


i chilled with my dad today and took him grocery shopping, then cooked him a special semi fancy dinner just for him. I'm about to go chill with my boyfriend rn and not cook him dinner because we're going to get biryani.


Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

hamjobs posted:

goodness gracious, might we have been owned

probably not

I don't feel owned but that's maybe just because of white privilege. I wouldn't know what being owned would feel like. However, I must concur with my fellow yobber Hamjobs in her opinion that we probably have not been owned.

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

hamjobs posted:

goodness gracious, might we have been owned

probably not

I don't feel owned but that's maybe just because of white privilege. I wouldn't know what being owned would feel like. However, I must concur with my fellow yobber Hamjobs in her opinion that we probably have not been owned.

City of Glompton

daddy anime posted:

give up the games. stop kidding yourself. i see through your veneer of your byob personas. im willing to wager most of you are fairly loving unchilll and probably get rear end blasted caremad buttsalty feefee tears over inconsequential things . youre probably mad as hell right now reading this thread. me? im actually chillling

hello. i like your av. what is your favorite pizza? how is your dog?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

:boom:

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

alnilam posted:

I just made a poop that was about two feet long and it was very relaxing buti forgot to take a pic sorry op

Wish I knew what this was like.

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alnilam

everyone in byob is fighting in like a big cartoony cloud / taz tornado with cuss word symbols flying out of it and then op walks in and everyone stops, still bleeding and with bandages on somehow, and is super nice and chill to op and each other until op finally walks out and it immediately resumes

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
you're clearly itching for a fight op

do you play tekken

Dads Dip Cup

alnilam posted:

everyone in byob is fighting in like a big cartoony cloud / taz tornado with cuss word symbols flying out of it and then op walks in and everyone stops, still bleeding and with bandages on somehow, and is super nice and chill to op and each other until op finally walks out and it immediately resumes

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

everyone in byob is fighting in like a big cartoony cloud / taz tornado with cuss word symbols flying out of it and then op walks in and everyone stops, still bleeding and with bandages on somehow, and is super nice and chill to op and each other until op finally walks out and it immediately resumes

the byob secret is that we're all actually tasmanian


Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
im at a taking back sunday/coheed and cambria show right now. the opening act 'the story so far' just finished. they were ok. i don't really like taking back sunday too much but i really like coheed, theyre chill to the maxxx.

i also ate some mushrooms which probably wasn't the best idea considering my brain, but what can i say? shrooms and coheed go together like dicks and butts

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i was trying to keep in mind what daddy anime has said, because i don't want to be unchill, but to worry about being chill is extremely unchill

so im just gonna let this happen, just pull over and let chillness take the wheel for a while as i rest and look at all the cool stuff we drive past and punch chillness if i see any volkswagen buggies

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

alnilam posted:

Everyone in byob is fighting in like a big cartoony cloud / taz tornado with cuss word symbols flying out of it and then op walks in and everyone stops, still bleeding and with bandages on somehow, and is super nice and chill to op and each other until op finally walks out and it immediately resumes!

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by FactsAreUseless
Haven't seen a lot of pics of chill stuff, and consequently, haven't seen a lot of chill people in this thread. I'm not surprised. Just a lot of butthurt.

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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I'm not chill.

I'm highstrung and easily wound and everyone is "out there" to "get" me.

:(

Does it feel good exposing the truth?

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
The room I'm in is in the low 60's :colbert:

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

daddy anime posted:

Haven't seen a lot of pics of chill stuff, and consequently, haven't seen a lot of chill people in this thread. I'm not surprised. Just a lot of butthurt.
Aw, there's no need for you to be a lot of butthurt just because people didn't do your bidding.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
lol'd at the funny words "buttsalty feefee"

google THIS

Hello my name is google THIS and I like to (looks at hand) "dillax in the 'yob with fiends."

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

like sands through the hourglass, these are the sands of our hourglass


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

daddy anime

by FactsAreUseless
LOL almost forgot about this poo poo because ive been so busy IRL. thanks for the lulz, sadbrains. REALLY!

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I chopped down a tree with a shovel.

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Buttsalty is now a part of my vocabulary and I thank you again for the awesome word

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I chopped down a tree with a shovel.

And that's why you are first president of space

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm chill and I will fight anyone that says differently.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


daddy anime posted:

LOL almost forgot about this poo poo because ive been so busy IRL. thanks for the lulz, sadbrains. REALLY!

awww, that means a lot coming from a fellow sadbrains :kimchi: thank you!

i'm glad we make you so happy; maybe you could tell us about yourself a bit


google THIS

It's back in the 90's this week and I don't want to run up the electrical bill by turning down the thermostat, so that's not very chill, as the prophecy foretold. Otoh, I work from home and I am currently wearing shorts and flip flops at work so that's got to count for something.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I love my sad brains

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Dungeon Ecology

google THIS posted:

It's back in the 90's this week and I don't want to run up the electrical bill by turning down the thermostat, so that's not very chill, as the prophecy foretold. Otoh, I work from home and I am currently wearing shorts and flip flops at work so that's got to count for something.

yesterday? yesterday you said you’d call sears

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