- indyrenegade
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and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
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hi byob
I'm meeting his mom today, wat do?
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 16, 2024 12:39
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- artoke
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Never break eye contact to establish dominance. I think that works for moms.
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Aug 12, 2018 16:48
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- indyrenegade
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and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
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ask to 1v1 me in brood war upon arrival to establish dominance
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Aug 12, 2018 17:40
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- alnilam
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ask to 1v1 me in brood war upon arrival to establish dominance
"You. Me. Lost temple. After dinner which is going to be salmon and asparagus." - his mom
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Aug 12, 2018 19:48
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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apologize immediately and often
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Aug 12, 2018 21:31
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- google THIS
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Demonstrate value. Three, is an example of a value. Also four.
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Aug 12, 2018 21:37
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- indyrenegade
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and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
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apologize immediately and often
My distinct Canadianness means that's a given
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Aug 12, 2018 21:38
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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let them get to know the real you by starting conversation around your favorite video game character and why you can relate to them
then tell them which corresponding video game characters represent them and anyone else present in the room
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Aug 12, 2018 21:48
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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"you know what your meatloaf and your son have in common? they both gonna be up in deez guts tonight!"*
*may need to clarify that method of entry will likely be different
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Aug 13, 2018 05:27
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- ferroque
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she met my mom and it was good because none of the advice in this thread was followed.
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Aug 13, 2018 05:50
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- Dungeon Ecology
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you'll want to kite dad while keeping dps focused on mom. she'll start blinking rapidly as she approaches defeat, but thats also when shes most dangerous
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Aug 13, 2018 06:26
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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bring a bouquet of top-shelf dank buds.
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Aug 13, 2018 08:36
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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be as nonthreatening as possible, extending your wrist for the parents to sniff. read their body language
try not to be condescending (that means talking down to people)
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Aug 13, 2018 16:33
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- google THIS
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Immediately down six shots and start talking politics. Just get that part out of the way and it'll be smooth sailing from then on.
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Aug 13, 2018 17:03
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- wearing a lampshade
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Start things off with a fist bump, then ask where the beer fridge is - not because you wish to drink theirs, but because the 12pack of max ice on your shoulder is getting warm.
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Aug 13, 2018 19:48
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- ghost emoji
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oooOooOOOooh
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ask them what their favorite jackass stunt was and then do your best to reenact it with whatever you have in the room
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Aug 14, 2018 17:13
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Go as a sexy cowgirl/boy
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Aug 16, 2018 14:47
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- indyrenegade
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and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
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lapdance to Big Iron
thanks to manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 16, 2018 16:48
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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*makes a PSA* i'm low T
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Aug 16, 2018 22:41
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- Dungeon Ecology
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just hit em with one of these
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Aug 16, 2018 22:45
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- indyrenegade
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and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
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I asked her if she wanted "the good stuff" and she said yes and I passed maple syrup to her on the table as though I was silently giving her a hitman's business card
a CANADIAN hitman's business card
thanks to manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 19, 2018 16:46
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- ghost emoji
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oooOooOOOooh
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speak only in rhymes
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Aug 21, 2018 21:12
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- indyrenegade
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and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
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brings up BYOB rhyme thread on phone
clears throat
thanks to manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 22, 2018 02:32
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Do everything possible to act like how you think they want you to act and you can't be overly sensitive to body language.
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Aug 22, 2018 08:41
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Have incredibly loud sex with their child while screaming the name of the parent with the same gender.
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Aug 22, 2018 08:42
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- shahadien
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Start immediately talking about her son's scrotal ridge, and ask if his father's is the same way.
This will show that you have something in common!
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Aug 22, 2018 11:11
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- Gaspy Conana
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this clown loves you
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say "so... got any..... stairs in your house" to the dad and give him a knowing nod and wink
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Aug 22, 2018 20:47
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- Macnult
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compare them to your ex’s parents
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Aug 23, 2018 17:50
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- artoke
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Ask what's for dinner, then tell them you brought McDonalds anyways. This will show you are a provider and a suitable mate for their offspring. Don't be surprised if one or both of the parent's swoon at this magnificent act.
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Aug 23, 2018 18:32
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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ask for the sex talk. wear a suit
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Aug 23, 2018 18:37
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 16, 2024 12:39
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Loudly laugh about all your boyfriend’s flaws with his parents over dinner, this is your chance to lay it all on the table plus sex with emasculated men who have low self esteem is the best.
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