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tadashi
Feb 20, 2006



With the raving success of Be A GM and Be a Pro threads, I thought we should go ahead and answer the question everyone wants to know: How would a full team of Mike Trouts fare against the rest of Major League Baseball.

The Team
We will build a team of Mike Trout clones. To make sure OOTP can't mess everything up, I will control Team Trout. The rest of the (computer controlled) league is free to make trades/signings/collude until its heart is content but I will simply match my roster full of Mike Trout clones against the 29 other teams in a full season.

What about injuires/fatigue/etc?
I want to let all the other elements of the league play out as usual, so we are going to need more than 25 Mike Trout clones in order to restock the roster. How many do we need? I am guessing 50 will suffice. A full MLB team of Mike Trout + 24 clones and 25 Mike Trout clones in AAA. The good news is, since we aren't going to alter the clones in any way, that any given clone can be called up to replace any injured clone.

This is where you come in
I need goons to sign-up to live out their wildest dreams as Mike Trout clones. It would be a hell of a lot more fun if we can track the progress of each Mike Trout over the course of the season, so we need some Goony names to assign to each clone. You can volunteer, to pitch, if you'd like, but we may have to press non cis-pitchers into service to fill-in to pitch because the pitching staff is going to be a real poo poo-show.

Pitching
I am going to try to make a roster of 11 batters and 14 pitchers to start the season. I'll put the 11 batters on a strict rotation so the 2 reserve clones will play about every other game. Hopefully that will keep fatigue and unnecessary injuries to a minimum. I'll use a 6 man rotation and just try to figure out the bullpen on the fly, or with suggestions from posters.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
https://twitter.com/lrgmnn/status/813635533658144768

Here's 22 for you

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Sign me up please name my clone Mike Trout

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Name ideas for our many Trout.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trout#Species

Put me in as Cutthroat Trout.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Oh man, Flathead Trout is so gooooood.

I'll sign up as No-Neck Trout.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Dibs on Bike Brout

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Doltos posted:

Sign me up please name my clone Mike Trout

I'm going to use this one time. So there will be 2 Mike Trouts. Everybody else needs a different name.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Sign me up as Miguel Trucha

naginalJJ
Feb 10, 2007

Baby, looks like a dance epidemic to me
I'm seeing things I thought I'd never see
Dance epidemic tonight
Sign me up as Mark Grout please

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
If I have to pick a name specifically I'll do Sleve TroutDichael

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

IcePhoenix posted:

Sign me up as Miguel Trucha

Make me his Canadian cousin Michel Truite.

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
I like Poque's plan. Bobson Troutnutt is my good baseball boy.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Mike Truk is in that list and needs no alteration to fit, so there's mine

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Sign me up as Bull Trout.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Add me in as Mikey Mo Trouta

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
I'd like to be Trike Mout

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Some Numbers posted:

Oh man, Flathead Trout is so gooooood.

I'll sign up as No-Neck Trout.

I changed my mind, Flathead is too good.

I want to be Flathead Trout.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


lol I like this idea

Popete posted:

Name ideas for our many Trout.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trout#Species

Put me in as Cutthroat Trout.

I wanna be a Rainbow Trout

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
I just realized the AAA Trouts are going to have some ungodly batting lines.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Sign me up as Midgar Meteo.

secular woods sex
Aug 1, 2000
I dispense wisdom by the gallon.
Fish Bonzalez, plz

rujasu
Dec 19, 2013

Neifi Perez

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

seiferguy posted:

Sign me up as Midgar Meteo.

Wow, this is amazing.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I'll be Mike Salmon

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Sign me up as Dick Sturgeon, tia

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I'd like to be Crescenti Trout

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I want to be Golden Trout

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Oncorhynchus masourhodurus
Weatherman Mike
Millville Trout
No-out Trout

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Explosionface posted:

I want to be Golden Trout

Just to clarify is that the Golden Trout or the Mexican Golden Trout or perhaps the Sacramento Golden Trout?

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Michael "Big Al" Trought

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

I think that makes 25 right?

e: re-read the OP and we're going to 50, carry on Trouts

secular woods sex
Aug 1, 2000
I dispense wisdom by the gallon.
A Mustachioed Man Named Trike Mout.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
He's not fishy enough for me. Call him Pike Trout

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
I would like to add Golden (Sombrero) Trout

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Popete posted:

Just to clarify is that the Golden Trout or the Mexican Golden Trout or perhaps the Sacramento Golden Trout?

Just Golden Trout

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
OP, please nickname one of the vanilla Mike Trouts "Ehrman".

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


zapplez posted:

Michael "Big Al" Trought


New Concept Hole posted:

He's not fishy enough for me. Call him Pike Trout

nice!

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

John Wilkes Booth posted:

OP, please nickname one of the vanilla Mike Trouts "Ehrman".

No I want to be identical to Mike Trout in every way

Except maybe bump my stuff up by 1 so I can be the ace pitcher Mike Trout

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

This is a great start. I just need to pickup the update to OOTP and get our cast of characters assembled.

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tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I just got to opening day and, as a result, OOTP generates preseason predictions based on the opening day rosters of every team...



This isn't going to go well.

tadashi fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Aug 15, 2018

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