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So I was driving to the state fair the other day, and I decided to take a side street since the main streets were extremely clogged. I pulled up to a four way stop, and as I was about to proceed through the intersection, and unmarked cop car pulls up and turns left without stopping. I laid on my horn because I'm driving with my family in the car, and people driving like assholes trigger me. The cop immediately stopped halfway through his turn to let me by. I saw him in the rear view mirror running my plates and looking for a reason to pull me over. After about 5 minutes of loving around, he pulled up to the left of me blocking the other lane and rolled down his passenger window to yell at me. Before he could talk I said "You know you had a stop sign there, right?" He then said "I WAS RESPONDING TO A CALL ABOUT A HIT PEDESTRIAN!" I said "Well, maybe you should turn on your lights." He got flustered as gently caress and stuttered "W-W-Why don't you tell me how to do my job?!" and started pulling away. I yelled "I WILL. NEXT TIME DO IT RIGHT AND PUT YOUR LIGHTS ON." His car stopped about 15 feet ahead of me, hesitated, and then the lights came on and he drove away. My wife had an open beer and had accidentally spilled beer all over the floor when trying to hide it, so I am lucky I didn't get pulled over as my car smelled like a brewery.
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so white he's actually kind of translucent and you can see his muscles under the skin
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Aug 13, 2018 22:01
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ACAB
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Aug 13, 2018 22:01
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ok now I wonder what really happened and how many blowjobs OP's wife had to give the cop so he wouldn't murder everyone in OP's car
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Aug 13, 2018 22:03
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Did your stupid family applaud and grow up to be Einstein
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Aug 13, 2018 22:06
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cool story cracka
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Aug 13, 2018 22:07
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It was white privilege for sure.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:07
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Posting from the afterlife
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Aug 13, 2018 22:09
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Tell her to chug that poo poo next time. I know she knows how
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Aug 13, 2018 22:11
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Creamed Cormp posted:ok now I wonder what really happened and how many blowjobs OP had to give the cop 5
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Aug 13, 2018 22:11
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Creamed Cormp posted:ok now I wonder what really happened and how many blowjobs OP's wife had to give the cop so he wouldn't murder everyone in OP's car Thats really gross and rude man
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Aug 13, 2018 22:17
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Speaking sternly to a cop is the greatest and most enjoyable white privilege. I dress like a square solely for this benefit.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ3dk6KAvQM
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Aug 13, 2018 22:26
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Dave Chappelle does the best white peeple impersonation ever. "Hmmm! I would like to buy car insurance!!"
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Aug 13, 2018 22:30
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Nathilus posted:Dave Chappelle does the best white peeple impersonation ever. idk, Key and Peele do some pretty spot on impersonations. Meegan is great.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:33
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Leon Einstein posted:So I was driving to the state fair the other day, and I decided to take a side street since the main streets were extremely clogged. I pulled up to a four way stop, and as I was about to proceed through the intersection, and unmarked cop car pulls up and turns left without stopping. I laid on my horn because I'm driving with my family in the car, and people driving like assholes trigger me. The cop immediately stopped halfway through his turn to let me by. I saw him in the rear view mirror running my plates and looking for a reason to pull me over. After about 5 minutes of loving around, he pulled up to the left of me blocking the other lane and rolled down his passenger window to yell at me. Before he could talk I said "You know you had a stop sign there, right?" He then said "I WAS RESPONDING TO A CALL ABOUT A HIT PEDESTRIAN!" I said "Well, maybe you should turn on your lights." He got flustered as gently caress and stuttered "W-W-Why don't you tell me how to do my job?!" and started pulling away. I yelled "I WILL. NEXT TIME DO IT RIGHT AND PUT YOUR LIGHTS ON." His car stopped about 15 feet ahead of me, hesitated, and then the lights came on and he drove away. It sure is nice being white isnt it?
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Aug 13, 2018 22:34
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Chinatown posted:ACAB 
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Aug 13, 2018 22:34
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A few years ago in winter I was pulled over for speeding. The cop really thought I had something illegal in the car and asked "Anything in the car you shouldn't have? Any pipes?" and because I'm a dumbass under stress I immediately started wondering what percentage of my car was made of piping. So the cop saw me lock up and very accusingly said "You're hesitating." Maximum dumbass me immediately responded, "Sorry, I was just wondering what percentage of my car was pipes." Then he made me stand beside the road in the freezing cold for 45 minutes as he called in a canine unit who didn't find anything.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:35
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Disappointing Dollhouse posted:A few years ago in winter I was pulled over for speeding. The cop really thought I had something illegal in the car and asked "Anything in the car you shouldn't have? Any pipes?" and because I'm a dumbass under stress I immediately started wondering what percentage of my car was made of piping. So the cop saw me lock up and very accusingly said "You're hesitating." Maximum dumbass me immediately responded, "Sorry, I was just wondering what percentage of my car was pipes." lmfao what the gently caress
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Aug 13, 2018 22:37
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Disappointing Dollhouse posted:A few years ago in winter I was pulled over for speeding. The cop really thought I had something illegal in the car and asked "Anything in the car you shouldn't have? Any pipes?" and because I'm a dumbass under stress I immediately started wondering what percentage of my car was made of piping. So the cop saw me lock up and very accusingly said "You're hesitating." Maximum dumbass me immediately responded, "Sorry, I was just wondering what percentage of my car was pipes." 
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Aug 13, 2018 22:41
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I don’t think there was a pedestrian hit at all, but mouthing off to cops rarely ends well, moreso if ur white but still not worth it.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:41
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Disappointing Dollhouse posted:A few years ago in winter I was pulled over for speeding. The cop really thought I had something illegal in the car and asked "Anything in the car you shouldn't have? Any pipes?" and because I'm a dumbass under stress I immediately started wondering what percentage of my car was made of piping. So the cop saw me lock up and very accusingly said "You're hesitating." Maximum dumbass me immediately responded, "Sorry, I was just wondering what percentage of my car was pipes." Thug life.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:42
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Disappointing Dollhouse posted:A few years ago in winter I was pulled over for speeding. The cop really thought I had something illegal in the car and asked "Anything in the car you shouldn't have? Any pipes?" and because I'm a dumbass under stress I immediately started wondering what percentage of my car was made of piping. So the cop saw me lock up and very accusingly said "You're hesitating." Maximum dumbass me immediately responded, "Sorry, I was just wondering what percentage of my car was pipes." Hahah god drat that's good stuff. I bet that cop was pissed too
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Aug 13, 2018 22:58
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Leon Einstein posted:I laid on my horn because I'm driving with my family in the car, and people driving like assholes trigger me. Police aside, this is a good way to get loving murdered in America just sayin'.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:59
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$300 speeding ticket. Now I have a fun story so it kind of evens out. That cop sure didn't like me once I said that.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:21
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Dollars to donuts either it was the OP who got busted for an illegal turn and none of this happened, or the cop bitch slapped him once so hard the op started crying and the officer said "...and you best KEEP my name out your mouth" and walked away as the op started peeing.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:25
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Big Beef City posted:Dollars to donuts either it was the OP who got busted for an illegal turn and none of this happened, or the cop bitch slapped him once so hard the op started crying and the officer said "...and you best KEEP my name out your mouth" and walked away as the op started peeing. I enjoy this fetish fic. A+
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Aug 13, 2018 23:26
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Big Beef City posted:Dollars to donuts either it was the OP who got busted for an illegal turn and none of this happened, or the cop bitch slapped him once so hard the op started crying and the officer said "...and you best KEEP my name out your mouth" and walked away as the op started peeing. Nope, sorry.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:27
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Leon Einstein posted:Nope, sorry. You're so selfish. Let me have this.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:30
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Disappointing Dollhouse posted:A few years ago in winter I was pulled over for speeding. The cop really thought I had something illegal in the car and asked "Anything in the car you shouldn't have? Any pipes?" and because I'm a dumbass under stress I immediately started wondering what percentage of my car was made of piping. So the cop saw me lock up and very accusingly said "You're hesitating." Maximum dumbass me immediately responded, "Sorry, I was just wondering what percentage of my car was pipes." This was a much better story than the OP
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Aug 13, 2018 23:31
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Away all Goats posted:
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Aug 13, 2018 23:39
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Thank Allah you were white while driving.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:43
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I pissed on a cop and got shot, thanks OP
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Aug 13, 2018 23:49
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Another time I was driving with no registration and tried to drive into a gas station to avoid getting pulled over and I had a black pistol bb gun and the cop saw it and asked me what it was and I reached for it and she freaked. I'd be dead if I were a minority, for sure.
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Leon Einstein posted:Another time I was driving with no registration and tried to drive into a gas station to avoid getting pulled over and I had a black pistol bb gun and the cop saw it and asked me what it was and I reached for it and she freaked. I'd be dead if I were a minority, for sure. Tbh you don’t sound like an Einstein at all, op.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:51
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I think cops SUCK!
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Aug 13, 2018 23:52
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Julius CSAR posted:I think cops SUCK! whoa that's extreme.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:54
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:whoa that's extreme. What can I say, I'm like just that
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Aug 13, 2018 23:57
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My ripping hot take is that cops can be really good in some situations and bad in others depending on the individuals involved and the context of the situation. ...I gotta go fan myself off here
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Disappointing Dollhouse posted:A few years ago in winter I was pulled over for speeding. The cop really thought I had something illegal in the car and asked "Anything in the car you shouldn't have? Any pipes?" and because I'm a dumbass under stress I immediately started wondering what percentage of my car was made of piping. So the cop saw me lock up and very accusingly said "You're hesitating." Maximum dumbass me immediately responded, "Sorry, I was just wondering what percentage of my car was pipes." It's right around 18%
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