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look racism is bad, and i think we can all agree on that, but it wins votes so make sure to get a bit racist
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Hey anyone want a slice of pizza? It’s got pepperoni, baby and my jizz
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Aug 14, 2018 18:34
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with all due respect, people find your public speaking to be robotic and alienating, so we're going to pair you with a running mate that has charisma in spades and can play a real mean harmonica
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Aug 14, 2018 18:35
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Plank Walker posted:with all due respect, people find your public speaking to be robotic and alienating, so we're going to pair you with a running mate that has charisma in spades and can play a real mean harmonica Wait, did I say "has charisma in spades?" Sorry, read it wrong, I should have said "was caught on tape calling someone a spade."
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Aug 14, 2018 18:36
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Local candidates? Eh, they'll be fine
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Aug 14, 2018 18:38
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We have identified several Fortnite Battleground Royale states in which we can pick up a ton of moderate republican voters.
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Aug 14, 2018 18:39
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WampaLord posted:Look, I think I'm pretty in touch with what average Americans want *consultantishly* six figures isn't really very much in the DC politics world. really I'm one of the little guys, like you
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Aug 14, 2018 18:40
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*posts brutal takedown of transparently stupid lies said by Trump in a presser* BOOM! *loses next 20 elections*
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Aug 14, 2018 18:41
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Karl Barks posted:okay, get this, we've got an escalator, BUT HILLARY GOES DOWN IT hmm, good, but how about this: she goes UP the escalator, symbolizing her taking the high road, and rising above the fray of petty politics. we plan on budgeting $69,000,000 towards the ad campaign to spread this message across the key battleground states of california, new york, and *checks travel itinerary* hawaii
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Aug 14, 2018 18:45
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Yeah medicare for all sounds great, but this focus group made up of people from the pharmaceutical industry say they don't like that, now I need another 50 grand. BTW I just opened up this email from Microsoft saying they needed my password, and I put it in, but now I can't seem to access my email. I don't think it's a major problem at all.
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Aug 14, 2018 18:45
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"Hey, pull my lanyard" *farts really loudly*
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Aug 14, 2018 18:46
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Why the gently caress should we care about voter disenfranchisement?
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Aug 14, 2018 18:47
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I'm really REALLY concerned at how low these numbers are *hands you a spreadsheet of my salary*
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Aug 14, 2018 18:49
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If you look at the seventh tab labeled "Millennial_(Black-Adjacent)" you'll find that while only 11.7% view you as "Woke," a whopping 27.4% consider you "Trill." Cross-referencing this with tab eighteen, "GenX_(White_[Suburban-Male])," your "Dope" factor increases a full 1.008 product-points when asked in the context of "Being good for a shot" when said "shot" is an ethanol-based consumable with a brand label recognized by 8 of 10 individuals polled in a public mall setting.
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Aug 14, 2018 18:50
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if you toss me just a few mil, i'll have my bros put together a real top of the line website that you can list all your policy positions on hmm looks like no one is going to the site, maybe you should try name dropping it in a live debate to drive up traffic/recoup some of that investment
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Aug 14, 2018 18:51
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What if we got everyone to say "Trumped up, trickle down" again
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Aug 14, 2018 18:58
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I dont give a flying gently caress what your constituents want, we WILL consolidate the data centers at any cost.
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Aug 14, 2018 19:00
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FLASH MOBS
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Frankly, Ossoff outperformed and could have done even better with even more fundraising and a "more adult" tone
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Aug 14, 2018 19:01
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candidate: the results are in, thank you so much. we won with 69% me, a dem consultant: me, a dem consultant: me, a dem consultant: well done
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Aug 14, 2018 19:02
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our campaign needs input from concerned citizens
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Aug 14, 2018 19:21
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Yes I know they haven't voted blue in 40 years but the path to victory lies with courting reoublicans
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Aug 14, 2018 19:28
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access access ACCESS
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Aug 14, 2018 19:36
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tax credits
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Aug 14, 2018 19:38
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Look we are a capitalist nation and that’s all there is to it
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Aug 14, 2018 19:39
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hmph, that sounds good on paper, but David Brooks is gonna tear us a new one!
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really queer Christmas posted:tax credits good start, i like your energy, but how will we pay for it?? anime was right posted:candidate: the results are in, thank you so much. we won with 69%
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*taps hands free bluetooth set and counts stacks of money while driving a bentley with a vanity plate that reads CNSLTNT*
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Myron Baloney posted:"Hey, pull my lanyard" lmao
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the Democrats are great because the Democrats are good
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juche avocado posted:good start, i like your energy, but how will we pay for it?? increased defense spending
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Aug 14, 2018 20:52
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I don't give a hot gay gently caress what the electorate says, consolidate data centers dude
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Aug 14, 2018 20:56
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im a highly paid consultant leading a #TheResistance contingent at a protest against PUTINS GAY LOVER DRUMPF, here's my chant WE DON'T NEED A MESSAGE TO FIGHT JUST READ OUR POLICIES ON OUR WEBSITE
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Barry Convex posted:im a highly paid consultant leading a #TheResistance contingent at a protest against PUTINS GAY LOVER DRUMPF, here's my chant Look, it's not my job to educate you about my candidate's positions, how about you voters put in a little effort and do some research on your own hmm?
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Aug 14, 2018 22:10
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People love a familiar face. Running a Kennedy or another Clinton is more than fine, it's optimal.
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Aug 14, 2018 22:12
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Dangerous Donald
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Aug 14, 2018 22:19
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just consolidatin in cedar rapids
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Aug 14, 2018 22:56
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I spent like 3 hours on this brutal posterboard takedown of pepe the frog.
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Look you can't just "pay" your staffers, we need to use enthusiasm to save money. Now if you sign off here we can put 20k towards an ad no one will watch, don't worry my cuts already included
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