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thats a brilliant idea, future madam president! **holds hand out**
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 19:58 |
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Baloogan posted:holy poo poo whos ready for some dwarf fortress
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 20:27 |
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let's appeal to to the youth vote by having our candidate play fortnite with ninja on twitch! that'll totally convince them we're cool and not lizards wearing skin suits
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 21:30 |
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The Republicans are being obvious cockblockers and don't even want to hold a hearing for Obama's Supreme Court nominee. But I'm sure they'll act honorably and not repeal the Supreme Court filibuster, even if Trump (lol) wins the presidency. Let's just wait and see how it goes; we got this either way.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 22:02 |
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Percelus posted:let's appeal to to the youth vote by having our candidate play fortnite with ninja on twitch! that'll totally convince them we're cool and not lizards wearing skin suits Fornite is toxic masculinity and gun violence tho. You can play it but you’re not supposed to admit it or like it. Maybe they can play it and then reflect on how it’s a product of a broken society.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 23:14 |
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I have no sense but I must consult
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 23:38 |
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Shaocaholica posted:Fornite is toxic masculinity and gun violence tho. You can play it but you’re not supposed to admit it or like it. Maybe they can play it and then reflect on how it’s a product of a broken society. actually fortnite is incredibly woke because more people pick the female avatar over the male
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 23:44 |
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New strategy: Let Trump win and use the backlash against his presidency fuel a blue wave that will take back the government
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 23:44 |
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i play monster hunter world though i've only watched my gf play fortnite (and felix who is like my jap gf)
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 23:44 |
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Better just cut ties with gamers altogether. They are a toxic broken demographic and better to just let Trump have them than try to fix them.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 06:25 |
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Shaocaholica posted:Better just cut ties with gamers altogether. They are a toxic broken demographic and better to just let Trump have them than try to fix them. this is way too smart and reasonable for a democratic consultant
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 08:21 |
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The one thing I will never compromise on? Compromising
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 08:35 |
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Jabberlock posted:New strategy: Let Trump win and use the backlash against his presidency fuel a blue wave that will take back the government Wait, new strategy?
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 08:38 |
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Voters are just like us in that they respond to the world primarily in terms of brand interaction. Therefore, I propose we move onto the second stage of the Panera Strategy: a definitive merger of the Democratic Party and Panera Bread. In exchange for internal message control, we will receive access to valuable ad-space through integrated messaging on breakfast item packaging. Also, all outstanding debts will be bought out by the CEO of Starbucks who now becomes the head of our organization while simultaneously seeking to run it into the ground in order to eliminate a competitor.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 12:09 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:this is way too smart and reasonable for a democratic consultant I don't think gamers even voted. Which to me, a highly-paid Democratic consultant, feels like an opportunity; it's time to engage the gamer vote by doing a ton of super expensive ad buys on ingame billboards.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 12:17 |
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OK, hear me out, the best way to combat fake news from republican voters on facebook is to get democrat supporters to act as personal fact checkers with their republican family members on facebook. That will be ten thousand.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 12:21 |
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Flood the fake news cycle with stuff thats ambiguously biased and contradictory. Poes law says this is hard to confirm tho. Who knows if the deep libs have already started this attack vector with Alex Jones and its gone so deep they just can't tell which way is up anymore.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 16:45 |
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No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:I don't think gamers even voted. i'll build the campaign hq in second life
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 17:46 |
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Shaocaholica posted:Better just cut ties with gamers altogether. They are a toxic broken demographic and better to just let Trump have them than try to fix them. we have found the one person, anywhere, who really desperately wanted a stream of Hillary Clinton playing Fortnite, because they thought it would have won her the election this person is to be isolated, studied, and possibly vivisected so we can prevent the disease from spreading
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:29 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:29 |
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WampaLord posted:I designed something just for this! AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 18:33 |
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Are voting age Asians rebubs or demos?
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 21:58 |
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Chillgamesh posted:Wait, new strategy? New strategy circa 2015.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:02 |
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So how DO we get people enthused about data center consolidation?
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 22:20 |
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frankenfreak posted:So how DO we get people enthused about data center consolidation? That not our job, how about they prove to us that they deserve to get enthusiastic about data center consolidation huh?!
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:23 |
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frankenfreak posted:So how DO we get people enthused about data center consolidation? It's a throwaway campaign item for trash centrists. The government deliberately does not build one big facility to house things in large part because its good public policy to spread middle class IT jobs around. That's why USPS IT work is done across the country in california, minnesota, missouri, and north carolina when all they need at most is one IT campus and a smaller one somewhere geographically stable for continuity purposes
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:52 |
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CAPS LOCK BROKEN posted:It's a throwaway campaign item for trash centrists. The government deliberately does not build one big facility to house things in large part because its good public policy to spread middle class IT jobs around. That's why USPS IT work is done across the country in california, minnesota, missouri, and north carolina when all they need at most is one IT campus and a smaller one somewhere geographically stable for continuity purposes
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:59 |
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If the working class aren't going to vote for us it's because they are just racists and they don't deserve to vote for us. Do better.
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 04:33 |
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No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:I don't think gamers even voted. they did this literally 10 years ago lol
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 04:28 |
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(does line of coke) what if we just run the entire NYSE???
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 11:00 |
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Shear Modulus posted:they did this literally 10 years ago lol Lol. Gotta buy ads in swing games tho.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 15:34 |
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Yes, we have the, ahem, "basketball demographic" locked down, thanks. Buy some ad space in that Madden game, it's been getting a lot of press in the last week or so for some reason, let's get in on that.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 15:43 |
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I'm a friend of the pod
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:43 |
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guys help a bird poo poo all over me and my $3000 suit
Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 18:00 on Aug 31, 2018 |
# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:44 |
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Lets name all the buildings after John McCaine!
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 17:57 |
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commission more of these please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H51HuNX41Fg -Jim Messina
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 23:47 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/841892608788041732?lang=en
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 23:49 |
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/904883299318808576
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 23:55 |
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"Listen folks, this focus group aims to understand your hopes and fears regarding education and local crime. But first, let's introduce ourselves and play some pin the donkey as an icebreaker." *Donkey poster is peeled away after the meeting to reveal a map of the Earth, the pinholes denoting potential bombing targets for the next administration* School Nickname has issued a correction as of 00:16 on Sep 1, 2018 |
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Shear Modulus posted:guys help a bird poo poo all over me and my $3000 suit just go change into the $4000 suit
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