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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Speked posted:

Dont play Eve without being in Goonfleetswarm.

Hell yeah.

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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

What he do? botting?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Why are you dumbos advertising for this with dumb nazi poo poo?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Crazycryodude posted:

That is a problem I've noticed, even though Delve is apparently a bustling economic chart-topper in like every category, the place still feels deserted when I fly around. We produce something absurd like a full 35% of the galaxy's mineral wealth in just this tiny corner of the game, don't we? That should feel more... I dunno, impactful? I know the game's really about getting in spaceship fights with your internet gang, but outside of battles the general atmosphere is just so empty.

99.999% of space is... space.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

MaxPowers posted:

So mittns quit??? Can I talk to who ever is in charge to get unblack listed for telling alliance to join wholesquad for 36 hours??? Im not even gonna rejoin but it would make playing with my goooniegoongooongooooooooooooonfriends easier thanks.

Can I have some of whatever drugs you're taking so I can sell them to TCC posters?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012


:vince:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Nyn posted:

I am new to the SA forums but a LONG time Eve online player, kick rear end to see that SA is involved in Eve Online. Didn't know the imperium was an SA entity. Small world.

What would possess a human being to spend :10bux: just to make this post

Fajita Queen fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Oct 24, 2018

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Truga posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Amarr Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Delve, and I have over 300 titan kills. I am trained in covops warfare and I'm the top bomber in the entire nullsec. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this galaxy, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over jabber? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across nullsec and your clones are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the band of developers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the galaxy, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.
Heck, same.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Philonius posted:

I'd be all for a Strategic Bomber class , but how would you design it so that it's A) protected against fighter swarms but B) dies fast to subcap support. ?

As was posted recently, the current problem with fighters is that their damage application against pretty much any ship class is better than a dedicated "anti-that ship class" fit on a subcap.

A flat amount of damage reduction.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Maneck posted:

That's a validation of results from the cultural revolution right there. We still have racists about - but they have to pretend not to be racists because they know they'll get canned otherwise.

Once upon a time, there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist tree's apples and played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Sam, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.

"Let Sam have an apple," asked a little girl.

"I don't think so. He's black," said the tree. This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shake its branches to give Sam an apple, and it called him a n-----.

"I can't believe the racist tree is such a racist," said one child. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name.

It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Sam then nobody would take its apples. The children stopped visiting the racist tree.

The racist tree grew quite lonely. After many solitary weeks it saw a child flying a kite across the clover field.

"Can I offer you some apples?" asked the tree eagerly.

"gently caress off, you goddamn Nazi," said the child.

The racist tree was upset, because while it was very racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler's fascist ideology. The racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to black children, not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children.

And so, social progress was made.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

NavyBlue posted:

e. i havnt come out of lurking in like 8 years, why did someone buy me a new pfp and tag line lmao

That was my av+title a while ago and I guess FYAD does this thing every now and then where everyone who had made posts in a certain thread all get a copy of the same av+title as a random SA poster, to freak them the gently caress out. I sent a lot of confused PMs the first time I saw it on someone else.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

I don't know about those people but I've been on quite a few mixed/GW fleets, also TW, KF, etc. and no one has been lovely so far. Worst I got was some Eastern European kid in KFU (who probably won't even be allowed to join Goonswarm) calling me a woman because I said I was off to do the dishes.

I guess not being like EVE goons is EVE Echoes goons' brand, but I don't get where this bad blood comes from. Play your game, I hope you do well even if you don't want to call yourselves goons.

A handful of pubbie Imperium members hosed with what is now EE gooseflock folks, while being super bigoted shitheads. There were lots of dumb "real goons without SA" things. Virtually every interaction we've had in EE with people claiming (whether correctly or not) to be EO goons has been them being the worst kind of channer pubbie imaginable, and that apparently includes a couple of black hand higher-ups. Also now mittens is being paid irl cash to give leadership advice to one of the most notoriously lovely groups in the game after we clowned on them repeatedly, supposedly because a couple of EO goons are members and he's friends with them. So being not like those people kinda got internalized into the culture, and making a big ridiculous show of opposing that kind of behavior is how we generate loads of fun content.

I'm sure most of GSF is great, I've flown with y'all a few times before and never noticed any problems, but lots of people who have hitched their wagons to your train sure aren't. Also it's 2020 and globby is still somehow kicking around with you guys, what the hell.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

vulvamancer posted:

It was, I'm ashamed of the amount of hateful behavior being displayed in here by some posters. Yourself included. I don't have any cultural authority in GSF but were it up to my I would strive for kinder and more accepting behavior than a lot of posters in this thread are showing.

:jerkbag:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

CainFortea posted:

How did a newbie kick it off? I 100% believe it because that is entirely a thing that has happened before, and will happen again. I just saw a bit of a video CCP posted about the battle and it looked like a pretty well hurfed and pinged fight from just the video.

Also, was that us attacking the fleet on a keepstar?

Shooting a jammer so that goon titans could jump in to defend, I believe.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

I downloaded eve again this afternoon, what am I doing with my life.

Turns out I don't really have poo poo for skills, what is flyable fairly quickly that's helpful to the general war effort?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Numismancer posted:

oh man we gotta see this


edit: test alliance ping, so proud of our crew, god drat this rules

@everyone
Hi all,
The corp “Erotic Toys Producer” in Goons has been mass mailing people about a so called supercapital extraction program in which they assure paying isk to them would guarantee safe passage out of M2-. Needless to say this is a scam. Don’t fall for it nor relay it to friends with stuck supers. Thank you.


edit 2: found it https://prnt.sc/whal2n

Lmao

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

How long does it take to train up to flying a drake effectively? Might make that a medium-long term goal.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Solus posted:

like 2 weeks if you just aim for t2 tank mods and get meta guns - then aim for t2 rapid light launchers and then t2 heavy launchers

That is much less than I expected tbh. The corp standard cormorant fit takes longer, even.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

What happened?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

SpaceDrake posted:

What carriers have gotten in trade for this is that fighters are decidedly not drones anymore; they use an entirely different deployable unit system that is much more like fighter groups in Homeworld 2 than anything, and makes the Homeworld<->EVE comparisons even more obvious. You can now, separately from your own vessel, assign move commands to each fighter squadron you launch (or select them all as a group and command that way), initiate their weapons individually, manually activate their prop mods, have them hold at a position or orbit a given object, and you can do this from clear across the grid. You can literally order them to travel thousands of kilometers if you don't mind them being shot at. And you can also target from 4500km away, with a dedicated highslot sensor booster that allows you to lock most ships like a frigate would (so you lock even ceptors in under 5 seconds). It's the closest EVE has ever come to playing a bit like a strategy game on the individual player level, and for a Carrier Dork™ like me it absolutely loving rules.

This is also a good part of the reason the Massacre At M2 even happened - the other side of Vily's enormous, colossal fuckup is that he evidently wasn't keeping track of where fighters were deployed. They were, in fact, deployed above the keepstar, right into the jump point established for the titans. This meant that there was no travel time involved at all; the fighter-bombers began attacking the instant their carriers could get a lock. This meant that, even under ideal conditions and loading correctly, the Trapi titans were under fire almost as soon as they took the field; even with good load conditions, they were under fire before the pilots could even engage defenses, never mind call for repair support. (And, jumping into a loaded system, many of them did not get good loading conditions.) The fighter positioning was key to how this all worked; previously, those fighters would've had to be delegated to other pilots to make it work, but in this battle, all the Imperium carrier pilots had to do was lock target, tell the fighters to attack, and it was off to the races.

(can you tell I am excited for and enjoy how carriers work now :shobon:)

That all sounds fun as hell. How many dozens (hundreds?) of skill injectors do I need to bum off people to be able to fly one? :haw:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Bring back hole squad

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Cpt Soban posted:

I did get the memo to evac to Saranenenenenenen during the Casino War yes.

We're next door on the gate. Fight us. I love my lovely reddit thread buttblasted people enough to cry about it in the SA eve thread.

:reddit:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

1. Because it's a loving disgusting thing to do and people who cleave to that kinda bullshit don't last long in our org (except digi, which who the gently caress knows what kept him in for as long as he lasted)
2. Because the vulnerability of discord doesn't have anything to do with that

I'm sorry but getting a weirdo redditor discord shut down is in no way a bad thing and in fact y'all should be encouraging more of it. That's a far step removed from actual gross poo poo like doxxing.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

What skills do you need to man a keepstar?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Good news on the war front, a whole bunch of redditors are about to lose interest and stop playing!

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

rocketrobot posted:

I assume it's some sort of pedo joke?

Reddit is full of pedophiles. A while back they had to be publicly shamed into deleting r/jailbait and other similar subreddits, and just recently one of the site's administrators was revealed to have been a failed politician that hired a rapist pedophile to run their political campaign and who had themselves been doing some other sketchy poo poo.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Sickening posted:

Link me an online community that isn't. I am not even defending reddit specifically, its just seems like a pointless observation. I mean, should be bring up SA's and GS's own issues with this topic lol?

Yeah the community that openly had hundreds of thousands of pedos subscribed to it is the same thing as SA who permas them on sight. There is zero difference between these things.

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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Sickening posted:

On sight? :hmmyes:

If you think SA didn't have its own jailbait thread back in the day, well, its good to be so naive. I am pretty sure that thing existed before reddit was website. :cripes: I don't even know what the pedo mod/admin count is at these days, but more than 0 is pretty embarrassing for the size of the website. Lets just all agree that all of these spaces have had some dreaful pasts that aren't exactly unique.

Man you really had to turn a quick joke at our enemies' expense into all this dumb bullshit, huh

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