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>me sitting tethered in my ferox watching a million pubbies bash a cyno in angry impotence
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https://zkillboard.com/kill/88376466/ https://zkillboard.com/kill/88376502/ Guys it takes all of five minutes to go down to your local Imperium outreach branch and renew your mining permit!
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:https://zkillboard.com/kill/88376466/ Btw we had a cameraman on scene to record this gross violation of section VI.I.II of Imperium Krabbing Legislation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTWgllyXAwA
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Hordes of PAPI anarchists invade to try and topple the 1st Delve Heritage Jump Gate. Many of the cowards are shot in the face by the brave defenders in their attempts to vandalize Imperium property. https://br.evetools.org/br/5fa465a513ebaf001a813cd5 edit: cameraman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0AvlRb4k4A Nyan Bread fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Nov 5, 2020 |
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We are seeing an ever-increasing deployment of PASSPI hit-and-run T3 cruiser death squads in the outer Delve. Today after after temporarily disrupting the livelihood of local miners and ratters, Pandermic's cannibalistic capsuleers turn on one of their own to satiate their boundless hatred in a gruesome spectacle. https://zkillboard.com/kill/88415362/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oq5BS8E5D0
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Goons successfully tackle a lone Malediction on an IHUB! https://br.evetools.org/related/30004797/202011080500
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TEST pubbies are unable to fight the swarm when they don't have Pandemic's strong hands giving them a reach around. https://br.evetools.org/br/5fa9f7f23784b1001aa673a4 edit: 
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PAPI fails yet another objective as it crashes against the Imperium EUTZ swarm vanguard! https://fleetcom.space/battlereport/YqRPK5E2pvv2iDcZQ
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Pretty girls guarding Helm's Deep
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Test krab gets stung to death https://br.evetools.org/related/30004670/202011121200
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I still think it’s insanely dumb that blackops bs can’t use covops cloak Why stop there? Add skills for a covops freighter to haul covops blackops bses to light covops cynos for the covops carriers.
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Hordes of enemies took the fight to our gates, but the Goons battled, hacked, and logid hard to successfully save all 4 of the Ihubs. https://fleetcom.space/battlereport/PdYo2ecyr6M3X4rD9
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Anias posted:You neither seem to be consistently truthful or greedy, so you're essentially chaotic stupid, True, the chaotic is attacking the biggest nullsec alliance on a grudge casus belli in an attempt take their throne. PH feeding their vassals to the swarm is the stupid. Dethrone god, hail satan
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A flock of jackdaws flew to the fountain to feast on some krabs. https://br.evetools.org/br/5fb0dab50ece6d001a8782c0
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If you click on the core in your cargo while transporting it, CCP permanently locks you out of your computer making it part of the tranquility server botnet.
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PASSPI and its pets are so afraid of goons that they stuff their FCs into Monitor ships to lead their ~jackdaws~ fleets. It's really the most risk-aversive move against the most powerful alliance in Eve.
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Your dumb kitchensink coalition should've just krabbed in peace and not kicked the hive. Now all your botters will die https://zkillboard.com/kill/88794147/
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Come get 1DQ you dumb pricks!
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Keep squatting next to Goons HQ, Pantesticles! Next time we'll get a penta kill.
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If you're just joining us, here's a fair and unbiased INN article from our battlefield reporter Moomin Amatin that gives a high-level overview of WWB and its actors. https://imperium.news/glory-gold-and-goalposts/ Nyan Bread fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Nov 27, 2020 |
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CRAPI is ruining EVE for everyone by harboring botters in its coalition and in turn using the ill-gotten profits to wage its dishonorable campaigns. Unlike CCP however, The Imperium has not turned a blind eye on these transgressions and resolutely continues to restore fairness and balance to the game. https://zkillboard.com/kill/88908978/ https://fleetcom.space/battlereport/35A7Wg2MAJmayD9te
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It's some bigbrain thinking when Crapfam assembled all the merry pubbies it's been dysoning over the last decade then traveling halfway across the universe into Delve to ref some faction forts and the goonies have a hateboner for anyone?
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The Martino has been footing the bill for me to play non-stop pvp for the last while, and I will never forgive him for that.
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I hope space friend Baculus is doing well through their heart surgery.  We're probably going to gently caress it up, but we should pitch in and get them a ship for their recovery. Maybe a fax loaded with high-end drugs parked in 1DQ?
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SnoochtotheNooch posted:
Yeah the stars have aligned early on for the Pandemics in their push to try and wipe out Goons as the righful owners of Eve. With the Chinese botters, salty Northerners, and League of Legacy players marched before their bayonettes, they seized their fleeting advantage like a fat kid seizes a box of unguarded Timbits.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/k6hxgo/comment/gekxb82quote:Goonswarm drama currently unfolding on their forum somethingawfuldotcom because apparently some of their sigs/squads can't get rid of reaccuring racism and the use of racial slurs. The place of bacon and narwhals is a sad place with angry manchildren
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Games › The MMO HMO › EVE 2020: Geese and Bleeps
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/k74iz6/comment/geopvfjquote:Guy was quitting the game. Bunch of hics tried to keep him on the keepstar to prevent him from going into 1DQ and talk some sense into him, but he instead boated to the edge of tether, docked/undocked, and jumped to a 1DQ cyno. Considering the validity of reddit comments, it still gave me a chuckle thinking how this brave newbie escaped the chains of his Papi slavers and suicided his titan onto my killboard.
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initial 1DQ invasion goes absolutely as planned https://br.evetools.org/related/30004759/202012061300
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We just lost a keepstar in transport >_> https://zkillboard.com/kill/89137703/
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Apparently the enemy is able to deduce the keepstar unanchor timers with their spy alts
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When popping a Rorq also snaps the krab's brain https://zkillboard.com/kill/89149029/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/k9asrp/moment_of_silence_for_my_pvp_rorq/
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Jintozook81 posted:The Goons will endure. But they basically have to start over. I too, would like to know more!
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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:Honestly you manage it by cutting off all ratting/mining income in the region while waiting for the defending side to spend a trillion space dollars on citadel core thingies and then slowly whittle away at Sotiyos and whatnot until half the people in the alliance are mining in lowsec. There is no reason to give into the bait of directly attacking a bunch of keepstars if you can control everything that isnt on a keepstar grid in the region. Yep feeling very constrained atm as NCDock docks so fast their munnins nearly break apart you absolute honk.
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lmao POOPI pubbies aren't poo poo and are just in Delve to ref abandoned structures https://fleetcom.space/battlereport/z7ETvBddwkDNewEcN
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dragonshardz posted:INIT are what PL used to wish they were.
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Ynglaur posted:This is how it ends. It begins slowly, with a few dollars exchanging hands over advice in toilet Eve. Soon, more and more elite gaming guilds will seek our Mittens. Hell drift away from his responsibilities. More and more bad posts will go unpunished. Then, one day, a gentle newbee will be mocked aloud in a fleet. A hush will fall over all Goondom as we await the anticipated commissaring. But...nothing. Our culture in ruins, goons will finally, at last, win Eve. This need a vocaroo from one of them unionized game trailer voice actors.
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