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Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Warls Comodori posted:

confused as I'm getting escorted out of Hot Topic for trying to start heated political conversations with other shoppers

# ? Aug 28, 2018 12:39

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Stooge

Having to carry proof of your lineage to buy a "King Size" candy bar.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 13:37

Twenty Four

Stooge posted:

Having to carry proof of your lineage to buy a "King Size" candy bar.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 14:13

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

They weren't going to sell me any guns until I showed them my amazing biceps.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 22:43

Dungeon Ecology

*me to grocery clerk*: i see you have hungry man meals here, but im looking for your 'eating-out-of-pure-boredom man' meals

# ? Aug 28, 2018 22:48

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Dungeon Ecology posted:

*me to grocery clerk*: i see you have hungry man meals here, but im looking for your 'eating-out-of-pure-boredom man' meals

excuse miss, i think you must be looking for hungry ma'am meals.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 22:53

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Stooge posted:

Having to carry proof of your lineage to buy a "King Size" candy bar.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 23:52

vanisher

Trying to buy a bag of halloween candy pleading with the cashier: "I dont know how many licks it takes"

# ? Aug 29, 2018 00:30

vanisher

The surgeon walks out of my elbow operation disgusted

"He assured us he had a good sense of humor"

# ? Aug 29, 2018 00:32

vanisher

Trying to buy a pack of 100 color crayons from Amazon when a pop up quiz loads and asks me to identify Mango Tango from a list

# ? Aug 29, 2018 00:34

beer pal

catch 22 : your girlfrield askes you to buy a new mattress, but youre not a king queen or twin so you have to buy a single

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Aug 29, 2018 00:37

google THIS

Trying to buy cargo shorts.

"I'm going to need to see some ID."

I open my wallet and show him the photos of my kids.

"Will that be cash or charge?"

# ? Aug 29, 2018 00:42

Stooge

"I'm sorry sir but this board game says "fun for the WHOLE family". Unless you can prove you'll all be playing together, I can't sell you this."

# ? Aug 29, 2018 07:12

HOT4DREMELS: YES!!!!!!!

In Olive Garden desperately searching under tables and in the toilets for any wild olives to pick

# ? Aug 29, 2018 11:03

Twenty Four

At McDonalds being denied a Happy Meal because I'm kind of depressed, and that just makes things worse.

# ? Aug 29, 2018 12:22

kalel

beer pal posted:

catch 22 : your girlfrield askes you to buy a new mattress, but youre not a king queen or twin so you have to buy a single

# ? Aug 29, 2018 13:15

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

beer pal posted:

catch 22 : your girlfrield askes you to buy a new mattress, but youre not a king queen or twin so you have to buy a single

i went in during my lunch break and they sold me a full

# ? Aug 29, 2018 15:07

therobit: I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

canyoneer posted:

i went in during my lunch break and they sold me a full

# ? Aug 29, 2018 16:01

Twenty Four

beer pal posted:

catch 22 : your girlfrield askes you to buy a new mattress, but youre not a king queen or twin so you have to buy a single

I mean how do you get qualified for a single if you have a girlfriend?

# ? Aug 29, 2018 17:03

take the moon: by sebmojo

trying to prove you are one with the fast food drive through to get one (1) combo

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# ? Aug 29, 2018 17:21

Robot Made of Meat

The waitress crosses her arms and gives me a withering look when she notices me looking at the Heart Healthy section of the menu.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 29, 2018 19:10

Manifisto

Robot Made of Meat posted:

The waitress crosses her arms and gives me a withering look when she notices me looking at the Heart Healthy section of the menu.

# ? Aug 29, 2018 19:47

Untrustable

The cashier pulls back the normal size bag of M&M's and points towards the share size as my friend and I topple out of our oversized trench coat.

# ? Aug 29, 2018 22:41

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at the indian restaurant i specify that i want my food extra hot. the waitress rolls her eyes

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# ? Aug 29, 2018 22:45

Dungeon Ecology

v embarrassed right now
bookstore clerk wouldn�t just lend me the remaining $2.13 so i could buy this copy of �steal this book�

# ? Aug 30, 2018 10:03

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

At the Bass Pro Shop, doing my best "Tommy the Cat" on an old 6 string Warwick knockoff, as security guards begin surrounding me

# ? Aug 30, 2018 18:38

alnilam

bup

# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:39

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getting evicted from burger king

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:46

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*cashier takes away the can of monster energy drink"
"sorry doctor frankenstein, but it works both ways"

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:49

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

*cashier takes away the can of monster energy drink"
"sorry doctor frankenstein, but it works both ways"

# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:49

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meanwhile, the monster gets thrown out of the doctor's office

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:50

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i wanted to go to barns and nobles, but i'm a craftsman

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:52

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i was stripped of my licence as a gp when they discovered i never made it past sergeant

e: then i tried my luck as a private detective

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:54

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i failed my master degree on account of being unmarried

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:56

alnilam

Cashier grabbed the tarragon from me after seeing the deep fear in my eyes

# ? Sep 13, 2018 18:56

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two grown men in a novelty costume tries to buy a ticket for the horse race

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 19:02

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i always have to buy lukewarm sodas

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 19:05

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i fill in my credit card info, but deep down i know im not an awful person. silently i wait as the 10 dollar transaction pends

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# ? Sep 13, 2018 19:46

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

lmao @ nosfereefer

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 13, 2018 21:26

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# ? May 13, 2024 05:58

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

guy at the game store sells me a warhammer 40000 starter set without even asking if i had played the other 39,999 warhammers

# ? Sep 13, 2018 22:51

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