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orgasm? more like BOREgasm edit: SNOREgasm |
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the a.i. is out of control. listen to an mp3, no longer any potatoes for you! look at a pornographic picture, haha bye bye feelz!
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jeffery posted:the a.i. is out of control. listen to an mp3, no longer any potatoes for you! look at a pornographic picture, haha bye bye feelz! what if you're really into potato pornography? like just two spuds really going at it? potatoes really are the most erotic vegetable and no i'm not some sick gently caress who likes watching baby red potatoes do poo poo 
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tired: orgasm wired: thinking about the metaphysical possibility of such a thing as orgasm
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talk show scientist: "there's no such thing as in orgasmic life" me, a scientist: "well actually, ma'am, nobody I know has ever had an orgasm. checkmate, sexhavers."
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cum tales are turning the frogs horny |
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cda posted:orgasms are happening, but they're not man-made. |
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Lizard Wizard posted:cum tales a-woooo! |
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Dungeon Ecology posted:a-woooo! now i'm just imagining an AU where ducktales is a series of ejaculatory and masturbatory puns ex: splooge mccum |
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Huey, Dewey, Louie and Gooey
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FutonForensic posted:Huey, Dewey, Louie and Gooey but gooey is just an imaginary friend
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Luvcow posted:but gooey is just an imaginary friend |
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Lizard Wizard posted:now i'm just imagining an AU where ducktales is a series of ejaculatory and masturbatory puns Launchwad McFap? |
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Lol all great usernames |
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It's a Cum world |
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alnilam posted:It's a All around me are thrilled O-faces Worn out spaces, rubbed-out places Bright and early for their daily facials Going nowhere, going nowhere And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of rad That the dreams that mess my blankets Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take When people jerk in circles it's a very very Cum world... Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Aug 25, 2018 |
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