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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



we here in yospos have multiple shitposting positions available, please make sure to submit your $10 application fee and post here so we can determine if you are a good culture fit


thanks!

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prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
"So your first interview will be with fishmech, nothing too tough, just gonna test your basic familiarity with technical matters and terminology. Next is the culture fit interview with stymie-"

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


enter the shaggarzone

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


BEEP BEEP

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
idk what HN is but it smells like Linux 2 me.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



please dont be afraid to apply! $10 should be nothing to smart applicants such as posters at HN; i know for a fact that programmers make a sweet 6.5 figgies (that is a yospos way of saying $150,000 (or some other number that is heretical))

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
thought it was “headline news” myself.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
$165,000, ding dong.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
computers

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


what, where??!?!

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
No anime, no excuse

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Can I bring my emotional support snake to the office when I shitpost?

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

wilkommen, your username and avi are very on-brand. it is possible that you belong here

e: gently caress, misread post date as regdate, loool

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

guns

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Sex, software, politics, and firearms. Life's simple pleasures…

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



mrmcd posted:

Can I bring my emotional support snake to the office when I shitpost?

as long as u dont spend your lunch breaks rubbing it in the rest room

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
Please review the following instructional video within the first thirty (30) days of YOSPOS employment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAZvxmLfcQ

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



graph can you please update the title to include the redditors who are now browsing the forums? thanks in advance!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9SNSPUWnTs

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
computers

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


guns that shoot computers?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

graph can you please update the title to include the redditors who are now browsing the forums? thanks in advance!

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
hacker news is just reddit with a thesaurus

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
do you have any internships positions open? Preferably doing something that could make you a lot of money without paying me at all. Thanks!

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
hi there just following up on my previous post, I havent heard from you in a bit.

i have availability Tuesday between 1 and 1:30, Mondays between 3 and 315p and Sundays after 9pm. Let me know if this works for you. I am a very hard worker and would be an asset to your team.

thanks i bet you smell really good
gobless,
Ben

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

what inspired the creation of this thread?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

akadajet posted:

what inspired the creation of this thread?

look at the users browsing

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


SmokaDustbowl posted:

look at the users browsing

anyone see if we managed to break 1k?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

akadajet posted:

what inspired the creation of this thread?

Capitalism. The American Way. A passion for Ethics in Technology(?).

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

look at the users browsing

poo poo, i had better be on my best behavior

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55P-UHdZ7WI

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


yeah, we need to let everyone know about the standard yospos videos and memes

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Ben Me Lowtax posted:

Capitalism. The American Way. A passion for Ethics in Technology(?).

ethics in computer science was a required one credit course run by a tenured professor who not only didn't give a poo poo but actively attempted to fail every student he possibly could, now i don't know the difference between good and evil :(

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Amberpos users betray us once again

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



thank you based mods

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

akadajet posted:

what inspired the creation of this thread?

suckin' dicks bought this van

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Ciaphas posted:

ethics in computer science was a required one credit course run by a tenured professor who not only didn't give a poo poo but actively attempted to fail every student he possibly could, now i don't know the difference between good and evil :(

I'm taking Ethics and Ligma in Society and I'm having some real issues with the digital literacy part of the syllabus.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
please remember that this is not reddit and we don’t care about your free speech

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