AAA Triplemania XXVI: The Agony and the Ecstasy Tonight at 8 PM on Twitch!

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ftwtom: Feb 7, 2001

hahahahaha what the gently caress

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:26

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# ? May 19, 2024 02:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fantasma went to town on the mask early.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:27

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

How is La Parka treated in Lucha Libre when people know he's not the original La Parka?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:27

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lid posted:

I think the tell is that Fantasma's hair looks so luscious.

Smart preparing for a second payday for the hair already.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:27

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Uh so what's the deal with the ref?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Phenix Rising posted:

Uh so what's the deal with the ref?

Heel ref

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fantasma/Cuerno should stick to tights. He's all cock and balls.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:28

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

�If you were on a safari and shot a rhino in the nuts with a BB Gun, that�s what Fantasma did to him� - Vampiro

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:30

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Phenix Rising posted:

Uh so what's the deal with the ref?

welcome to lucha

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:30

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

This match got real good once they did away with the dumb cage stips

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:31

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

TV Zombie posted:

How is La Parka treated in Lucha Libre when people know he's not the original La Parka?

He was very popular (not as popular as Park) but his popularity really waned after the feud with Park as AAA tanked.

It doesn't help that he sucks.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:31

ftwtom: Feb 7, 2001

sportsgenius86 posted:

�If you were on a safari and shot a rhino in the nuts with a BB Gun, that�s what Fantasma did to him� - Vampiro

He also said something along the lines of "he just kicked the hornet's nest right in the nuts" a few minutes ago.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:31

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

RIP Fantasma.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I'm fairly sure Park and Fantasma have no mask left between them

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:31

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

Lid posted:

Heel ref

Oh duh, I forgot about that dynamic. Been a while since I've watched any actual lucha.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Just tuned in and yeah I can see both these guys entire faces I'm pretty sure.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:32

J-Ro: Jul 26, 2005; Child Of The Revolution

Lid posted:

I'm fairly sure Park and Fantasma have no mask left between them

Except the crimson one.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:32

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lid posted:

I'm fairly sure Park and Fantasma have no mask left between them

I think you miiiiight be able to stitch one whole mask together between the two of them.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:33

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Yes, Vamp, I�m sure 155 pound Conor McGregor would look not so great in a ring with Lennox Lewis or Mike Tyson

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:34

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

That's not Rush in the Fantasma mask right?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:34

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1033588263884349440

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:35

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TV Zombie posted:

That's not Rush in the Fantasma mask right?

I don't think Rush is so dedicated to kayfabe to get Fantasma's chest tat.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:35

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fantasma's mask at this point is more a suggestion.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:37

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

How do Faces even win with a heel ref in the ring?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:37

ftwtom: Feb 7, 2001

This heel ref stuff is dumb

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:37

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

So uh, "unmasking" is kinda academic at this point

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TV Zombie posted:

How do Faces even win with a heel ref in the ring?

Dr Wagner Jr runs in dressed as La Parka

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:38

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Mexican crowds always feel like they�re there for something else and some guys just happen to be wrestling

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hahaha, I am completely loving lost here. Why did he take his own mask off?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:38

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

5 1/2 hours in???!?!

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:38

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

With the way Park's belt is drooping I'm more nervous about seeing his dick than his face.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:39

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Goddamnit why did I think this would get a clean finish

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:39

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Phenix Rising posted:

With the way Park's belt is drooping I'm more nervous about seeing his dick than his face.

Hahahahahahahaha

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Mexican crowds always feel like they�re there for something else and some guys just happen to be wrestling

I don't mean to be a broken record but it's the sound mixing to blame: apparently they're all completely losing their minds but it sounds like they're just kinda off doing their own thing and not actually reacting or paying attention to anything going on in-ring.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Two ref bumps of the heel ref so that... the heel could beat up the face anyway?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:40

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

This really needs to end

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Request we now unmask that guy in the front row as he actually has a mask to lose

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:41

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Oh my God enough of this ref poo poo

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:41

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ONE SPEAR FROM THE BIG DOG IS ALL IT TAKES

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:42

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# ? May 19, 2024 02:37

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Hahaha, I am completely loving lost here. Why did he take his own mask off?

Removal of mask is a foul and is a disqualification

Its stupid

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:42

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