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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
y'all know what it is. post about the fights here so we don't add three unnecessary pages to the monthly thread. trying to keep that thing at a lean 5 posts a day. good poo poo.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I was about to post something equally low effort with a worse title, so cool.

Everyone made weight. Here's the card:
Main card (Fox Sports 1)
Lightweight Justin Gaethje vs. James Vick
Featherweight Michael Johnson vs. Andre Fili
Women's Strawweight Cortney Casey vs. Angela Hill
Welterweight Jake Ellenberger vs. Bryan Barberena
Flyweight John Moraga vs. Deiveson Figueiredo
Middleweight Eryk Anders vs. Tim Williams

Preliminary card (Fox Sports 2)
Welterweight James Krause vs. Warlley Alves
Bantamweight Iuri Alcântara vs. Cory Sandhagen
Middleweight Andrew Sanchez vs. Markus Perez
Welterweight Mickey Gall vs. George Sullivan

Preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass)
Women's Flyweight Joanne Calderwood vs. Kalindra Faria
Lightweight Drew Dober vs. Jon Tuck
Bantamweight Rani Yahya vs. Luke Sanders

Down Right Fierce
Jan 30, 2011
no heavyweights ugh

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Down Right Fierce posted:

no heavyweights ugh

????

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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This card screams decision over and over. Fatbodies usually provide funny decisions if not a KO.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Down Right Fierce posted:

no heavyweights ugh

mods pls change my name to this

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Finally get a free day to watch a show, so that's good. The card itself? ...eh.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
won 75$ betting on a draw in the ksi / logan paul boxing match and putting it all on ellenberger

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i'm optimistic about this card. let's get it going on honey.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jerusalem posted:

Finally get a free day to watch a show, so that's good. The card itself? ...eh.

If you want to watch a car crash J-ru come join us for lucha libre

we have... Jeff Jarrett??

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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God drat hell of a heel hook and fun quick fight.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
gently caress yeah honey

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
that was cool

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Nice! posted:

This card screams decision over and over.

Well hopefully this fight isn't gonna be the exception that proves the rule!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

If you want to watch a car crash J-ru come join us for lucha libre

we have... Jeff Jarrett??

In all seriousness, I'd love to watch more Lucha Libre but I just can't deal with the horrible sound mixing. It drives me crazy.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
it'll be interesting to see if jojo 2.0 knows what grappling is at this point

also, i hope mickey gall's cheating game has kept improving

go angie and gaethje

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The most polite callout

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

also, i hope mickey gall's cheating game has kept improving

i was genuinely intrigued as to why gall was the favourite against a real mma fighter and the odds makers being insanely impressed with his cheating game was the only thing i could think of

mewse
May 2, 2006

Marching Powder posted:

mods pls change my name to this

:lol:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
felder is a sick commentator and i'm glad he's on tonight

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
paul felder was already the best, but his disgusting irish beard has elevated him to new heights

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Yea Felder is legit good.

How many fights does Gaethje have before his chin goes completely or he dies in the cage or whatever

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Super Scion

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dang I thought that was a Vailima Beer flag

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

a super young shoot, or twig of a plant

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
hahaha those drew faces

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I literally thought Jake Ellenberger had retired

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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God drat dober has some benson henderson legs.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Yea Felder is legit good.

How many fights does Gaethje have before his chin goes completely or he dies in the cage or whatever

Like six fights ago.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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10-9 dober

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
drat i thought dober was gonna tap there

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Marching Powder posted:

drat i thought dober was gonna tap there

Same but he took the round instead. 20-18 Dober.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i'm stoked that the crowd loved it so much lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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:lol: khabib and conor would both gently caress you up dober you’re not ready.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol: khabib and conor would both gently caress you up dober you’re not ready.

Maybe his strategy is that Conor just refuses to show up so UFC makes him interim Champ!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Oh wow bad music choice. Let’s go JoJo

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Jo jo gonna eat the eggs.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
faria coming out to all star is almost on the level of maia coming out to linkin park

brazil fuckin killin it with their walkout music

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

it'll be interesting to see if jojo 2.0 knows what grappling is at this point

lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Soothing Vapors posted:

faria coming out to all star is almost on the level of maia coming out to linkin park

brazil fuckin killin it with their walkout music

SV with the correct opinion. I’m a fan of all the tattoos in this match.

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
That was loving sweet

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