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Weighing in with a hearty "gently caress Djokovic."
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i hate this thread title, op
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Aug 29, 2018 23:49
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Josh Lyman posted:He’s gonna win 3 slam in a row again hth I mean, there's a line.
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Aug 30, 2018 17:33
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I loving hate tennis. Hope Nadal's drugs are better than Djokovic's this time.
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Sep 4, 2018 12:56
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Feels Villeneuve posted:It's probably fine for the health of the sport of tennis that all the good players are 58 years old. Great sport I can't go through another gluten free tennis period. get djokovic losing again so he can try the SA all bacon diet instead
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Sep 4, 2018 22:14
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I like tennis again.
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Sep 8, 2018 23:49
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Vengarr posted:I don't think so. Her championship was just irrevocably tainted. No one is gonna remember this as the day Naomi Osaka reached the top. It's going to be "Remember that time the ump blatantly screwed Serena?" drat, Serena, get over it.
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Sep 9, 2018 00:03
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Josh Lyman posted:Lucky for you, tomorrow's final between Delpo and Djoker should be a classic. A classic Delpo win.
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Sep 9, 2018 00:05
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Who are all you people?
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Sep 9, 2018 10:24
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Serena is a dope fraud. i tingle when we agree
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Sep 9, 2018 14:40
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roid rage
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Sep 9, 2018 14:52
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ArmZ posted:if they're all dopers it doesn't matter. lance did nothing wrong. He wasted valuable dope athletes could have used for riding a bicycle better and trying to murder himself in his sleep.
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Sep 9, 2018 17:05
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I hope Serena is okay after she jawed off like a loving bear trap before the evil union that rules tennis, out of pure venom and sexism, punished Serena in a game she was losing anyway because motherhood makes you weak.
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Sep 9, 2018 17:36
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Pretty hosed up that the umpire (chair ref) didn't cradle Serena's head in his arms, rock gently back and forth and say "there there, it's going to be okay" quietly in her ear after every point while Osaka stood, silent, other than a slight nod. The sickening macho culture in the racist and sexist WTA has once again robbed Serena Williams, noted for her otherwise spotless record, of a grand slam by not wiping her shins with a moist towellette after every point whilst Osaka (her opponent) was beaten with Nike shoes.
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Sep 9, 2018 19:42
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Whenever Serena Williams is not on the screen all the other players should be asking "Where's Serena?"
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Sep 9, 2018 19:46
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Doubles will always hold a place in my heart for continuing to help Martina Hingis afford masses of cocaine. Good on you, doubles.
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Sep 9, 2018 19:51
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can't believe the aryan dream Naomi Osaka was gifted a grand slam.
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Sep 9, 2018 20:26
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As a man under the age of 87 I wish DelPo good luck in the fight against designer steroids.
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Sep 9, 2018 21:36
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djokovic winning is way worse than the weebo tennis association helping the japanese woman win for men everywhere.
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Sep 9, 2018 22:39
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I miss Jim Courier.
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Sep 9, 2018 22:47
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guys don't be racist of the us open crowd, and also serena williams
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Sep 9, 2018 23:19
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Bardeh posted:Also, does anyone have any interesting articles on doping? Are the top players not tested a lot? It kinda registered as weird that Federer and Williams etc are still dominating well into their mid-30's, but doping is obviously never mentioned in mainstream tennis coverage. Like cricket and rugby, the good folks of tennis would never dope. It would go against the good colonial spirit of the game. This is poo poo people literally believe. The only clean player was Ana Ivanovic because she was too good looking to be using steroids and outside of one month she was terrible.
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Sep 9, 2018 23:24
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Kei is a good lad who would never dope because his coach is Michael Chang who is a good man who would not allow it I admit fault, my sweeping statement was incorrect the good and cool Kei would not dope, due to the Good Looking Clause. Same for Michael. Coincidentally Jim Courier would not dope due to the somewhat related Swamp Monster Clause.
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Sep 9, 2018 23:36
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Evil is winning No, Osaka won.
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Sep 9, 2018 23:46
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Can we have a mod scour this and the tennis thread for people who typed "djoker?" I feel this is something that needs to be cracked down on, Unless I did it.
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Sep 9, 2018 23:47
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xbilkis posted:You conspiracy theorists can't accept that players like Nadal are just getting totally standard plasma injections to recover from a knee injury within a month at age 32 and presumably return again in top form. Don't know what would make someone think he'd resort to doping Nadal, much like the great sporting nation of Spain, is clean as hell. OTOH as he's not gluten free I'll inject him with chimera hormones and shark rabies myself if it means he hits the ball so hard it makes Djokovic explode into a mass of blood and gore.
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Sep 9, 2018 23:53
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I wish this chair ref was racist against non-gluteners.
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Sep 10, 2018 00:20
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gently caress you djokovic
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Sep 10, 2018 00:39
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PostNouveau posted:I thought the dudes played best 3 of 5 lol
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Sep 10, 2018 00:41
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PostNouveau posted:Weird. So he's all doped up or what? he's no serena but yes
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Sep 10, 2018 00:44
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PostNouveau posted:Are you sure? I think I would have heard something about that hahaha Ahh, nice one.
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Sep 10, 2018 00:51
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Here's my list of true rear end sports facts: Djokovic is juicing Everyone is juicing Serena is a petulant child The Longhorns will be lucky to finish 3-9 Men's grand slams finals are a best of 5 scoring system. Djokovic doesn't need gluten due to the super soldier serum.
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Sep 10, 2018 00:56
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Good on the boffins in Spain for destroying all those blood samples so Djokovic's evil henchmen couldn't get hold of them and discover the secrets for his own doping regime.
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Sep 10, 2018 01:05
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I am still super mad at this US Open finals outrage. Djokovic winning again.
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Sep 10, 2018 12:57
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If some jerk tennis star shouted at me whilst I'm working I would be unbelievably annoyed. Therefore, the chair ref is in the right.
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