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Henchman of Santa posted:Spencer Hall did FOUR essays this year on different SEC mascots. The LSU one is incredible. This is good
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Shappa posted:I was reading a story about Harbaugh today and I have this thought in my head that he's actually never won a game of any significance at Michigan in the three years he's been head coach. I'm sure someone here can confirm/deny that faster than I can search through three years of Michigan boxscores, is my brain telling me the correct thing or did he actually put up some big wins in the first couple years? He's 1-5 against rivals (the one win being against a 3-9 team) and their biggest bowl game was an Orange Bowl loss. I guess they beat the hell out of Penn State a couple years ago but he hasn't finished above 3rd in the east.
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Aug 30, 2018 22:06
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Good read: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/willie-taggart-the-expectation
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Jivesauce posted:This is at least the second time I've seen this same basic phrase this offseason (I think last time was a cheetah) and it makes me laugh every time because anyone that has spent any time at all around animals knows that yes, they absolutely do stretch when they get up from laying around. Pretty sure its a line from the movie Zombieland but about a lion.
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Aug 30, 2018 22:26
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Henchman of Santa posted:Spencer Hall did FOUR essays this year on different SEC mascots. The LSU one is incredible. I really want to be able to write stuff like this without totally plagiarizing Spencer but I'm not sure if I can. I still think about Broke a lot (pay them their goddamned money). All four are good but the LSU one is just great. I had no idea about Les Miles and Mike VI, that's definitely stranger-than-fiction material
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Emron posted:Mods? MODS??? Mod here, how can I help?
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PostNouveau posted:Who y'all got for the first hilarious upset of the year? Boise probably shouldn't be more than a single digit favorite in that one
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Shappa posted:I was reading a story about Harbaugh today and I have this thought in my head that he's actually never won a game of any significance at Michigan in the three years he's been head coach. I'm sure someone here can confirm/deny that faster than I can search through three years of Michigan boxscores, is my brain telling me the correct thing or did he actually put up some big wins in the first couple years? That 49-10 win over Penn State in 2016 was retroactively important at the end of that season. He's beaten Michigan State once I think 2016 was a drat good season overall, they just ran out of gas at the end in some really close games https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Michigan_Wolverines_football_team General Dog fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Aug 31, 2018 |
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Aug 31, 2018 01:54
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iospace posted:Mod here, how can I help? Make it so Alabama never wins again
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Aug 31, 2018 01:58
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Alabama takes so little joy in winning that I really find it hard to hate them too much. My contempt for fans of the other 129 teams, and for humanity in general far exceeds my contempt for Nick Saban.
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Shappa posted:I was reading a story about Harbaugh today and I have this thought in my head that he's actually never won a game of any significance at Michigan in the three years he's been head coach. I'm sure someone here can confirm/deny that faster than I can search through three years of Michigan boxscores, is my brain telling me the correct thing or did he actually put up some big wins in the first couple years? They beat Ohio State one year before the refs rigged the spot of the ball.
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General Dog posted:That 49-10 win over Penn State in 2016 was retroactively important at the end of that season. Yeah they demolsihed the eventual conference champion and beat a Top 10 Wisconsin team, those seem like big wins. Couldn't tackle Akrum Wadley tho
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Aug 31, 2018 03:46
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good evening, fuckers. Clayton Thorson is BACK
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Aug 31, 2018 04:50
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The Wake Forest Demon Deacons Bitch (Amazing game Towson)
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Good to be back with you tff David ash makes his triumphant return on Saturday against Maryland Took 2 years to recover from his brain damage but we back
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buddhanc posted:Good to be back with you tff darrel royal echoes with the whispers of quarterbacks concussed "...................bbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttcccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh.............................."
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Aug 31, 2018 05:12
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purdue has a freshman receiver named rondale moore who is going to absolutely tear poo poo up for the next few years, he's like 5'8" and can't be tackled, he broke the school's record for total yardage in his first college football game
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R.D. Mangles posted:purdue has a freshman receiver named rondale moore who is going to absolutely tear poo poo up for the next few years, he's like 5'8" and can't be tackled, he broke the school's record for total yardage in his first college football game He very nearly broke it in his first college half
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R.D. Mangles posted:purdue has a freshman receiver named rondale moore who is going to absolutely tear poo poo up for the next few years, he's like 5'8" and can't be tackled, he broke the school's record for total yardage in his first college football game Prompted by another fantastic article at the Athletic, Noah Igbinoghene, WR turned CB for Auburn unexpectedly won a starting job. Father was a Nigerian chess champion and world-class triple jumper, mother an Olympic medalist sprinter. Some amazing quotes in the piece about how the focus and midair reaction of triple jumping is just like playing DB. Super interested how this works out.
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Scionix posted:darrel royal echoes with the whispers of quarterbacks concussed  Ready coach
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R.D. Mangles posted:purdue has a freshman receiver named rondale moore who is going to absolutely tear poo poo up for the next few years, he's like 5'8" and can't be tackled, he broke the school's record for total yardage in his first college football game I got Curtis Samuel ethers watching him last night. Dude just gets to speed and can't be slowed--not many scatbacks with that much power. It's a shame that Sinedlar is butt. Guy seems completely incapable of not just chucking it up when he's in trouble, and he can't figure out a hook zone to save his life, yet he has one of the scarier slot guys the Big Ten has seen in a while. I also loved that I literally couldn't tell between Green and Thorson last night for NW. Whatever process Wisconsin has for RBs and line, NW seems to have for identical QBs. Are we sure Dan Persa isn't still there?
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Aug 31, 2018 13:47
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TWELVE HOURS UNTIL KICKOFF AND I ALREADY SAW BUCKY
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iospace posted:Mod here, how can I help? Oh, it was dreadful! Truly dreadful! I was skipping through the primrose garden when the nasty chimney sweep boy from down the lane, iospace is his name I believe, yelled awful things about Alabama and slapped the sweet Father gave me from my very hand!
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FSU (RS)F QB Bailey Hockman to transfer. Not too surprising. Edit: FSU has 2 QBs now. wandler20 fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Aug 31, 2018 |
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Aug 31, 2018 15:33
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TheGreyGhost posted:I got Curtis Samuel ethers watching him last night. Dude just gets to speed and can't be slowed--not many scatbacks with that much power. It's a shame that Sinedlar is butt. Guy seems completely incapable of not just chucking it up when he's in trouble, and he can't figure out a hook zone to save his life, yet he has one of the scarier slot guys the Big Ten has seen in a while. Green seems a lot more stationary than they usually are. Thorson pre-knee injury was pretty quick, he was a way better runner than passer early in his career. https://twitter.com/FRYfest/status/1035307045766025216?s=19 Bobby Stoops rocking the hell out of that divorced uncle goatee. Iowa brought back as much of the insane 83 staff as they could for the first game of the year (Bill Snyder is obviously a little busy on Saturdays and I think Hayden was too sick to make it back). Hopefully they get to celebrate Kirk passing Hayden as the school's winningest coach. MourningView fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Aug 31, 2018 |
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Aug 31, 2018 15:36
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Posted in the GDT, but in case any of you needed a rooting interest for SDSU at Stanford: https://twitter.com/jongsanders/status/909304321577181184?s=19
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wandler20 posted:FSU (RS)F QB Bailey Hockman to transfer. Not too surprising. I look forward to seeing him on Last Chance U
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I posted this in the GDT but: https://twitter.com/DawgNation/status/1035517353918906368
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Stanford is typically bad in August and September, and I respect SDSU and am rooting for them and wish this weird thing would go away where I really like Stanford football against all logical reason.
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Aug 31, 2018 17:40
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There are some rumors this is the new turnover chain. I think I like last year's better, but this is still amazingly gaudy. I still wish it had the pipe though.
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Aug 31, 2018 19:08
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The other one looked so much better
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Aug 31, 2018 19:32
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its no turnover dumpster that's for sure
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Aug 31, 2018 20:01
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The bird is a good bird, they should use it instead of a lame boring letter whenever possible. The dumb letter has never posed menacingly with fire arms or set off illicit fire extinguishers, that was the bird. The letter just sits there looking like a V that doesn't work out enough. It belongs is the trash can with the Tennessee turnovers, if you ask me
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MourningView posted:The bird is a good bird, they should use it instead of a lame boring letter whenever possible. The dumb letter has never posed menacingly with fire arms or set off illicit fire extinguishers, that was the bird. The letter just sits there looking like a V that doesn't work out enough. It belong is the trash can with the Tennessee turnovers, if you ask me I hate Miami, but yeah letters are dumb, swag bird is better.
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Aug 31, 2018 21:26
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It needs the pipe though to be truly great. people rooting for LSU are rooting against stuff like this coming back: 
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Aug 31, 2018 21:53
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That fight bird is way better than any gamecock don’t @ me 
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Aug 31, 2018 22:10
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I'd love for Washington to play Miami again in the next couple years, those past games had a nice give and take where Miami would stomp the poo poo out of us and then we'd end their record winning streaks Good times
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Aug 31, 2018 22:11
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Dilber posted:It needs the pipe though to be truly great. Miami hasn’t been cool in like 20 years, meanwhile LSU recently gave the world a decade of Les Miles doing Les Miles things.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Miami hasn’t been cool in like 20 years, meanwhile LSU recently gave the world a decade of Les Miles doing Les Miles things. Sebastian broke the spear at FSU last year. The current guy in costume is pretty good, though he needs to draw the C-A-N-E-S chant out more.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Miami hasn’t been cool in like 20 years, meanwhile LSU recently gave the world a decade of Les Miles doing Les Miles things. Les Miles was good like three times ever.
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