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Nothing earns more animosity than changing a team mid-season. You could collude with Russia and it's fine but if you started a Bills fan and ended a Brady fan, then you might be strung up. And if you started a Brady fan and ended a Brady fan, you might be cheering for a winning team. Alas. This is your first and last chance to change that. I don't know you and you don't know me, but trust me, I used to be something. I was around when every TFF member worth his salt started dying. By virtue of being alive, I am therefore worth nothing. That is something I have in common with you. Alas. So think about it. Do you really want to be a Jags fan, even if Dez joins you? Do you want your quarterback to be the GOAT like Brady or the GOAJ like Bortles? Why would you ever want to be a Jags fan, by the way? Do you like pain and embarrassment? What's wrong with you? But I digress. If you ask me, I will start this season a Tom Brady fan on the AFC side and a Vikings fan on the NFC side. My picks are solid and impregnable. This thread isn't for me. It's for you, Bills fans. You Jets losers. Repent and figure out your ways. It's your last chance to change for the better before we make fun of you relentlessly for supporting the Browns. Why would you do that? Brady already has 5 rings. He has the gauntlet. All he has to do is snap his fingers and half of your chances disappear. Half of 0 is still 0, Bengals fans. Stop being ridiculous. It is your last chance to repent.
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gently caress Dean Spanos and everything involved with moving the Chargers from San Diego to Los Angeles. Go chargers
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gently caress no ive come this far with the panthers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d5Q0vXbODs
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FizFashizzle posted:gently caress no ive come this far with the panthers I respect you for supporting the Panthers this entire time. I question your mental health for supporting the Panthers this entire time.
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Aug 27, 2018 22:21
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I'll switch my allegiance to the Seattle Newhawks
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Aug 27, 2018 22:29
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I stopped rooting for the Bengals when they drafted a known woman beater. Felt good
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Tom's 41 so... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddP8AAIGTQ
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Kalli posted:Tom's 41 so... I'm tearing up why would you do this to me. gently caress you Kalli. He will retire at 65 with Super Bowl rings on his right foot pinkie. Bank it.
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Aug 27, 2018 22:33
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select an nba team instead
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You are a Tom Brady fan and you're bringing up that day. That ignominious day. He will never retire. This world won't even last until 2020. Oh my God.
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When I think about it, Portland is a self-contained oxymoron. Might as well name the place Lionslombardi
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Imagine switching team fandom because of Tim Tebow and then that team winning a Super Bowl a few years later.
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lol this was to sweet thursday, but i didn't want to quote the post right above me. but it wasn't right above me anymore when i posted slowly.
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Athanatos posted:Imagine switching team fandom because of Tim Tebow and then that team winning a Super Bowl a few years later. Imagine you being a moderator. ;_; shut up edit: also for posterity and facts my fandom was hanging on by a thread after the Tebow era. Then it was severed forever with 40 seconds left by Rahim Moore. Oh my God.
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Aug 27, 2018 23:00
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sweet thursday posted:Imagine you being a moderator. got 'em gently caress
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If Khalil Mack is traded then I'll become a full-time Browns fan
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My allegiance is to outlawing the NFL
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My allegiance is to destroying EA's monopoly on the football gaming license
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im never going to switch from the bengals unless andy dalton throws like 2 incompletions in which case go rams
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sweet thursday posted:My allegiance is to destroying EA's monopoly on the football gaming license 2K5 supremacy
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If the Raiders trade Khalil Mack I will be a passive nfl fan who nods whenever a good play is happening
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Black Sunshine posted:2K5 supremacy Truth
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I am a Viking. My ancestors rode long ships in the salty mist of the north sea and told stories that rambled so much they became sagas. The sight of fat snowflakes falling is the call of home to me. Through all the years of sorrow and joy, of gold and blood, of axe and plow, of berzerk and fey moods, I am.
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I survived Brock and Trevor and Paxton I can survive anything
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Cavauro posted:select an nba team instead
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I survived Brock and Trevor and Paxton I can survive anything ...and a Super Bowl title. Holding on by a thread, right?
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op this is you with the clipboard and then i'm the dolphins fan responding to your suggestion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFjHHlvQn2U
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lol that dolphins fan is now the host of 'carnival eats'
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warcrimes posted:...and a Super Bowl title. Holding on by a thread, right? It's a tough life
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My favorite team is whoever causes Tom Brady to die
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Switching teams is gross
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I'll go to my grave cheering for the Lions but I reserve the right to root for the Eagles A. For as long as I live in/near Philly, and B. So long as it does not conflict with my Lions fandom.
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Between the Oilers leaving and the Texans being born, my rooting interests lied with the Vikings for reasons I don’t remember.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Switching teams is gross 
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Aug 28, 2018 16:45
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I switched college teams when I went to a different school than the one I grew up rooting for
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Aug 28, 2018 16:48
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NFL team allegiances should be changed only if your original team sucks and gets moved. If you ever change your college team without going to said school youre a busta
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Friends I'm here to offer you a third option: reject fandom as bad for your mental health and a dumb thing for drunk idiots who live in Buffalo or Wisconsin. They've hurt you, I know. You give your all for your sports team but all they provide is endless disappointment, pain for your body and mind. Well I'm here to tell you it doesn't have to be that way. You can enjoy every single football game, no matter how it ends (unless the Patriots win). Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy or something
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Aug 28, 2018 17:34
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What the gently caress is this bullshit
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hello lifelong rams fan checking in
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