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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm going to eat Jamaican beef patties while watching an alleged game of professional contact football between the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles and the other green team in the league, the New York Jets. Have fun y'all!

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The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

The night is coldest right before the dawn.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh dear God, they're actually going to play Christian Hackenberg tonight!

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
christian hackenberg

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the christian hackenberg revenge game

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



For all those about to die, we salute you

Doctor Syrup
Apr 7, 2009

I can't wait to see Charlie Batch eat some ribs.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Cajuste owns and I love him

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
At LFF in the company suite and the food is really good. Also the guy checking tickets for the suite had a championship ring and I'm kicking myself for not getting a picture.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Maybe Patricia's defense is all scheme or something I dont know.


All of the D looks super lost and out of position on every drat play.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hizawk posted:

Maybe Patricia's defense is all scheme or something I dont know.


All of the D looks super lost and out of position on every drat play.

That is the hallmark of a Matt Patricia defense, yes.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

If Coach Troops didn’t manage to somehow break the drought I would likely loathe him.

https://twitter.com/matthewfairburn/status/1035302023288238080?s=21

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This is really asinine.

https://twitter.com/jayskurski/status/1035307026807701505?s=21

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Maybe Abdullah is being traded?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I mean, at best charitably he's trying to get his starters to act like it's a game and be prepared for it? There's no way it's a headgame thing for the opposition in week 4 of the preseason.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Josh Dobbs ballin

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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New RedZone graphics!!!!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





DeAndre Carter is having a good preseason and I'm worried someone is gonna snatch him away.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





RELEASE THE HACKEN!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Hackenberg trip report: Scramble for loss, handoff, two penalties

:rip:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pats - Giants update.

Both teams have elected to do simple handoffs and short passes, tackling is primarily two hand touch. Gonna aim to get everyone home and injury free.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

C-Euro posted:

Hackenberg trip report:

:rip:

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Browns roster bubble running back shredding the brilliant mind of Matt Patricia

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Kalli posted:

Pats - Giants update.

Both teams have elected to do simple handoffs and short passes, tackling is primarily two hand touch. Gonna aim to get everyone home and injury free.

Two helmet calls on the Giants.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
lmao

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Bye Leonte Caroo

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Aaaaaaand Hackenberg pick 6 negated by a penalty.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I can't watch their game, but why are the Lions playing like rear end

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Quiet Feet posted:

Aaaaaaand Hackenberg pick 6 negated by a penalty.

I'm not worried, he'll bounce back and throw another one.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

C-Euro posted:

I can't watch their game, but why are the Lions playing like rear end

Turns out coaching isn't rocket science so Patricia is bad at it.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Browns roster bubble running back shredding the brilliant mind of Matt Patricia

They're looking good just in time for the Steelers to eat their souls.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Turns out coaching isn't rocket science so Patricia is bad at it.

Probably his before game speech where he told these guys they are all getting cut and he has guarantees they will never play in the NFL again.


This is an absolute embarrassment. You don't see ANYONE fighting on this team. I've never seen such lethargy team wide.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jordan Mailata looks kind of like a swarthy, gargantuan Gomez Addams.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





75-yard punt :stare:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Actual highlight

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1035316871871062016

Man is this game rough

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Christian Hackenberg status: still bad. 1 completion vs 2 picks :laffo:

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
lmao hackenberg is so bad

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/peterbotte/status/1035320339570544640?s=21

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I was told Steve sarkesian would be an upgrade to Lane kiffin

I wasn't dumb enough to buy it

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






:drat:

Oh god the Eagles have the ball.at the 1. This is gonna be another 5-0 game isn't it?

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