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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Hackenberg going HAM rn

Probably realized that his career is on the line

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
God drat I just watched a Lions tackle get immediately thrown backwards onto the QB's legs on a stretch run to the OTHER side. It resulted in a sack. Don't see that every day

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Patricia botched one of Belichicks rituals and now the Lions are broken.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Hackenberg with an amazing drive and then he kills it by QB sneaking with no time and no timeouts :sad:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Patricia botched one of Belichicks rituals and now the Lions are broken.

Not enough child sacrifice. They always lose their nerve when they leave new england

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

hackenberg failing to beat out joe callahan, who played college ball at a lawn mower repair school, for a practice team qb spot

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Play posted:

Not enough child sacrifice. They always lose their nerve when they leave new england

Kid took to long to die or died to fast?

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Browns went for 2 up 23-0.

Lions got a rushing the passer.

Then a 12 man in the huddle.

Browns converted from the 1/2 yard

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Tyrods passing rating with Buffalo is the highest in Bills history hahahaha.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Hizawk posted:

Browns went for 2 up 23-0.

Lions got a rushing the passer.

Then a 12 man in the huddle.

Browns converted from the 1/2 yard

Don't forget a DE getting a 64 yard INT return touchdown.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Why am I doing this to myself?

When are final cuts due, Sunday?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

Why am I doing this to myself?

When are final cuts due, Sunday?

Saturday 4 pm Est

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Kid took to long to die or died to fast?

Not enough kids to begin with. God knows where Bill gets them all

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Kizer So-So.


... Ok I'll stop now. C'Mon it was a first series pick, let me have this.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Big Beef City posted:

Kizer So-So.

lmao I've never heard that one before but I love it

Baker actually looks like he can play. He's mobile, throws on the run well, good pocket sense, better arm strength than you'd think, and good accuracy. He's getting a lot of time right now because they've got first team guys protecting their investment but overall his preseason has been way better than I expected. I was super super doubtful about that pick to begin with but it'd be cool if it works out

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Nice to see Demetrius Harris flash some hands out of nowhere I guess. Be nice if he did that in games that mattered.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
#47 is not getting a stripe on his helmet

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Lions recover a punt fumble, proceed to attain minus 4 yards.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I am pleased with Mason Rudolph

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
:siren: Lions on the board :siren:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol Rudolph is 4 feet into the end zone and takes a high hit and then he’s the one who gets penalized

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Roback might not be bad.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Almost 2 full quarters of Matt McGloin. Be still my beating heart!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Logan Woodside seems like he's really dumb and he looks like he's really dumb but he throws a pretty ball.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

There was just a Walford to Walford connection for what I assume is an NFL first.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Patricia botched one of Belichicks rituals and now the Lions are broken.

Patriot coaches always end up being rear end. Colts dodged a bullet.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Eifert Posting posted:

Logan Woodside seems like he's really dumb and he looks like he's really dumb but he throws a pretty ball.

Roback gets good snacks! And has a girlfriend that apparently can't wear a hoody right.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

Patriot coaches always end up being rear end. Colts dodged a bullet.

Meanwhile bizarrely Marvin Lewis's coaching tree has been mostly good and also Hue Jackson.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Hack is literally the worst QB to ever play preseason football.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Geronimo Allison burned the second fastest player on the Chiefs.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Atlanta can't catch poo poo and the defense spent the first half getting torn to pieces by Brock Osweiler

Doctor Syrup
Apr 7, 2009

What the hell, Charlie had the ribs right in his hand but didn't eat them.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
The amount of unbearable football ill watch just for those sweet sweet Hack turnovers and routine airmail throws

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

kiimo posted:

Geronimo Allison burned the second fastest player on the Chiefs.

Was that the TD?

That guy was so open I'm sure whoever was in coverage bit on a move or just lost him with all the time Kizer had. Not that I'm inclined to make excuses for anyone in this secondary though.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Diva Cupcake posted:

Hack is literally the worst QB to ever play preseason football.

I've never seen him play before tonight and :lol:

I knew as soon as he decided to stay upright on that run that he was going to fumble.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm kind of excited to check out this whole Hackenberg thing

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

Was that the TD?

That guy was so open I'm sure whoever was in coverage bit on a move or just lost him with all the time Kizer had. Not that I'm inclined to make excuses for anyone in this secondary though.

Yeah Tremon Smith covering Allison.

I'm high on Allison and drafted him in dynasty but no way he's faster than Smith so that's gotta be a mental error. I hope.

Doctor Syrup
Apr 7, 2009

Edmund Nelson would've eaten the ribs.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Play posted:

I'm kind of excited to check out this whole Hackenberg thing

Hackenberg? More like Hindenburg.

Dude is baaaaaaad. If they could just go ahead and put Callahan back in for the 4th that would be wonderful.

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Eagles radio keeps going on about how they haven't had a touchdown in two weeks, did Hack play last week as well?

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