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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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It's August 31st. It's September somewhere. Here we talk about things with wheels, motors, appendages, babbies, poo poo and generally drive Adiabatic slowly insane.



This month we'll find out:

Did STR ever take a poo poo or what

Whether FAT 32's babby has more hair than dad

How many of Rhyno's friends end up on the news

Whether slidebite's sunroof quits working

More tales from tetrapyloctomy's emergency room

If CommieGIR starts politics chat this month

If Kaker can squeeze another kei into his garage

If You Am I finishes his lego car

Whether everdave's Camry keeps its fluids topped off

If CAT INTERCEPTOR finally stops shaking his fist at the clouds

What new vintage electronic MGS has bought

Which automaker is winning the race for the bottom

Which of the regular posters Adiabatic probes first

And which irregular poster joins the cool kids club

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Seminal Flu posted:

meatpimp shafted in the OP. :sigh:

I thought there'd at least be a derisive comment for bringing up poly ticks.


Most important question.

Your shaft is meaty enough :glomp:

We should probably check in on Rhyno's carpet burn though

:iceburn:

Goober Peas fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Aug 31, 2018

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Keep a running tally going. Gotta be sure you're regular.


Drove twice to Tucson this week. Finally some good* loving mileage



(*For relative values of "good." I've been plagued with like 14 mpg for the past two months.)

By chance, how fast are you going? You should be breaking 20 mpg on the highway.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Rhyno posted:

Awaken me upon the completion of the ninth month of the calendar year.

The 9th month is when the babby pops out

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Jun 30, 2007

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Rhyno posted:

That's not how it was explained to me. Our household income has literally doubled over 18 months.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/taxbracket.asp

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Makin your way in the world today takes everything you've got

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Adiabatic posted:

Rhyno holy poo poo :laffo:


I went fishing today for my dad's birthday. Nothing in this photo has been edited or altered:



Mrs. Adiabatic decided to renew our vows after I sent him this.

Well hello handsome

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Da doo doo doo
Duh da da da
Is all I have to say to you

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I embarrassed myself nicely today at work. I was shooting the breeze in someone's office, told a great story, phone rang and I went back to my office to do work. I came back 30 minutes later, walked in and started the same exact conversation from the beginning again. My coworker asked me if I was ok, I said I'm fine. He was like, you literally just told that same story 30 minutes ago, are you sure you're not having a stroke. Geez. I'm in trouble if I'm doing this at 40.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Oh blah dee
Oh blah da

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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You're both right :colbert:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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*shakes fist at clouds*

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Rhyno posted:

I have a little butane torch and a lot of Halo Top, brb

That's not how you make meth :laffo:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Mmm hmm, tell us more

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I was scheduled for a work trip this week starting in Savannah this evening and ending in Richmond on Friday. Just cancelled it. Not getting in the way of that one.

All the while, the remnants of Gordon knocked out power here this morning, just turned back on.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I can get a day out of my cheapo UPS running a modem and router. The fiber station is next door, so in theory as long as their generator fires up and the lines aren't damaged I'm good.

Came in handy today as we didn't have power for most of it.

Can always run out to the car to charge laptops and cell phones and use the LTE hotspot there too.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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10 is between 9 and 11

I was in the Atlanta Airport.

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Jun 30, 2007

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Siochain posted:

Just find a nice hot-hatch 2-door you can park in the back anytime you want.

Wait, not sure what that metaphor means, but fuckit, should work for you.

I parked in the back of a Mustang this weekend and the dipstick came back dirty

I also bought a Note 9 128GB today. Best Buy has them for $799.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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Mmm cereal

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Jun 30, 2007

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Netflix and chill

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Jun 30, 2007

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Rhyno posted:

So uh...




Employee of the month. That was unexpected.

Steak and a BJ or something more?

Congrats!

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Jun 30, 2007

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I thought I was having a bad day. The guy who lost is boat on i-40 is having a bad day. The 2 cars that drove into his boat are having a bad day. Anyone trying to go east on i-40 is having a bad day.

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Jun 30, 2007

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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Yesterday I cleaned the redline out, tented a rug doctor and washed the exterior to put the thing on Facebook market place. Hoping to get 1500-2000 for it.

I tented a rug doctor once. I tugged on his hose and he leaked solution all over my hands.

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Jun 30, 2007

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tetrapyloctomy posted:

Always remember: love may come and love may go, but herpes is forever.

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

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I actually convinced someone that the past tense of Twitter was 'Twat'

That was a very good day

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Jun 30, 2007

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I couldn't sleep last night and started reading Consumer Reports online. They've started posting owner's feedback in with their auto reliability scores, and I don't know that I put any stock in their reliability scores anymore.







So then I flipped over and started looking at appliances. Same story -- along with their ratings, they let owners do their own reports. Same story -- the models they recommend frequently have low user ratings. Most start with "I bought this because it was recommended by CR and it's garbage". Followed by stupid anecdotes like 'My vacuum sucks as a dog grooming device' or 'My dishwasher doesn't get hot enough to bake my tilapia'.

These are the people filling out CR's surveys.

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Jun 30, 2007

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I drove the entire length of I-40 in TN yesterday in pouring rain the entire way.

We decided to play 'tally the cars without headlights on'

The top 4:

1) Toyota/Lexus - 107 cars
2) Hyundai - 41 cars
3) Nissan Altima - 32 cars
4) Honda - 27 cars

I mention the Altima because every Nissan without headlights was an Altima. Almost every Honda was a Civic, but there were a handful of Accord and CRVs in there too. Hyundai was mostly Sonata. And just about every friggin Toyota or Lexus had its headlights off. Almost all of the Lexus were ES models.

edit: We passed 12 accidents yesterday

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Jun 30, 2007

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64bit_Dophins posted:

Don't most late model Lexusi have automatic headlights?

Also in my city for whatever reason the Nissan Altima is a low car in the same way the PT Cruiser was a low car a few years ago. I don't know why it is but some of these cars aren't even 10 years old and they're falling apart on the street in front of me seemingly.

I always just assumed that they're either cheap or for whatever Nissan will take credit scores under 600.

I think all of those cars have stalk mounted headlight controls with 'auto' as a middle position.

Altima's stalk for example:



Pair that design with DRLs and backlit gauges and most people never realize their lights are actually off.

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Jun 30, 2007

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64bit_Dophins posted:

Ahh interesting - the only car I've driven with automatic headlights was my dad's 2009 BMW 335d and that's set to automatic by default (far left position on the dial).

This would make sense though. I also feel like Nissan are really popular vehicles to lease (at least in my area) which may account for drivers not understanding their cars controls as well as someone who has been with the car for awhile.

Nissan (and Hyundai) have pretty much taken up all of the rental car slack that GM and Ford used to do. So there are a lot of used ones on the road.

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Jun 30, 2007

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I've had a Dell all-in-one color laser that has bulletproof for years. The OEM toner is pricey but I found a local goon who keeps me well stocked for 1/4 of the cost and have had no quality issues.

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Jun 30, 2007

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My current boss is a Elon-phile. Also quotes Steve Jobs, Donald Trump on a regular basis. It's a hostile work environment.

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Jun 30, 2007

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Confirm/deny for us there's a place in France where the people where no pants.

Also, boss drives an F-150

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Jun 30, 2007

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64bit_Dophins posted:

Is it a F-150 platinum?

That's honestly a huge shocker. I guess he's just a complete idiot. I'm sorry :(

My boss just talks about Marvel movies and I thought THAT was bad.

Indeed a Platinum

And yes he's an idiot.

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