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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Bored As gently caress posted:

What the gently caress fuck8jg poo poo

A year or so ago Maduro tried to hire assassins to kill Marco Rubio because Rubio had said mean things about him, but they immediately ratted him out after leaving Venezuela.

I'm not saying we should do anything to Venezuela (we shouldn't), but that's the most legitimate causus belli America has had in decades.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BigDave posted:

How many funerals does this make now? 5 total?

One for every plane.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vasudus posted:

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Buy whatever, it doesn't matter.

Might as well not try to change anything ever then.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Holy poo poo, that's the Crazy Ol' Prospector laugh.

DERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR TWEETS!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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In retrospect, maybe the world did end in 2012 after all and we're all in Hell.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I love that a billionaire's entire career is going down in flames because of some Thai boys and not in the way you'd expect.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

They can also fellate them while talking about how they're much better and braver than even combat arms dudes are and if they had their handgun in vegas, why that shooter in the window would be loving toast.

I could have swore there was a jerk off motion smiley but I can't remember it

It's :jerkbag:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vasudus posted:

Guy that looks identical to Martello that's a former active turned NG Major with a recent-ish tour to Afghanistan?

The original acrticle when it happened provided more background.

TV Tropes. Not even once.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Michael Moore has done more for elevating class consciousness and America’s culture of fear than anyone in the DNC leadership in over 20 years.

hth

Damning with faint praise ITT.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I'd suggest burning SC to the ground again but it's gonna be so waterlogged by the end of the week it'll never hold a flame.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Local Satire Publication Not Helping Things.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1039932662343983104?s=19

Wow, I'm against capital punishment but I would have 0 problem with all the people involved with this being shot and dropped in a river

:thermidor:

Actually, that might be too good for 'em.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The Walnut Sauce Pizza-ordering Deep State won. QAnon just got nuked off of Reddit.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Yes h*cking way.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1039953351461486593

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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CommieGIR posted:

When the cops gonna start bombing weddings to pre-empt criminals

Man, the Godfather remake is really deviating from the source material.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Holy poo poo Slippery posted on the forums today.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Slim Pickens posted:

I guess this is getting overlooked during hurricane hysteria, but Gunman kills 5 plus himself in Bakersfield California

They lived in Bakersfield so really the gunman did them a favor.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/13/opinion/kosovo-serbia-land-swap.html


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Look up German population transfers post-1945.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

quote:

"Everyone is in shock. What more could happen to one woman?"

Nothing, what with her being dead and all now.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

shame on an IGA posted:

an old man who was "blown down by the wind while feeding his dogs" guess he hit his head on a rock or something

I admire this dude's commitment to his dogs if not his survival instinct or common sense.

Just bring the dogs into the house my dude.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I'm still amazed that Trump's worm-infested brain managed to nominate a responsible adult as SecDef, let alone someone as qualified and dutiful as Mattis.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I suck and don't do drugs other than booze, but there are two people I'd def smoke a bowl with. One is Snoop Dogg, the other is Shim.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

Like I said It's because of memes. We're just lucky they didn't happen to be about a crazy person.

Yeah, I strongly concur. It's still amazing tho just because it was a one in a billion chance that Two Scoops could manage that kind of appointment even by accident.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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"What's he going to do, sue me?" -Man being sued.

EDIT: Oh my God, reality is even better:

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Sep 17, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm trying to decide between Ireland and New Zealand as my "gently caress this poo poo, I'm out" destination.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The thing about Ireland is that most of my ancestors fled there to the US a century or more ago when Ireland was all hosed up so I feel like there's symmetry in me trying to move back.

My third choice is Arctic Canada. I'd give up a lot to move to some tiny place no one sane has ever heard of in Nunavut to teach Inuit kids in exchange for the outside world not bothering me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I stand by Tristan da Cunha. 220~ people there. Takes a goddamn week to get there. You'd never hear Kardashian again.

I've met pretty girls from Ireland, Canada, and New Zealand. I have yet to meet one from Tristan da Cunha.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Wasabi the J posted:

You guys are being insensitive to Britain's proud tradition of cousin-loving.

There's a difference between cousin-loving because you're royalty and have to keep it in the caste, and inbreeding because there's less than 300 people in your whole community.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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This isn't so much "shot, chaser" as "shot, even bigger shot".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
It's only Monday morning.

ITS ONLY MONDAY MORNING.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Casimir Radon posted:

I don't have a problem with people getting rich. I don't like them refusing to pay back into the country, or gaming the system for their own benefit.

Yeah, pretty much.

Make all the money you want but loving spend it to fix roads or bridges or some poo poo. That's how the Romans did it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Brown Moses is basically an open-source journalist version of Connie Sachs from the George Smiley novels.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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In other news Elon Musk got sued by the SEC today and they want him barred from running public companies :classiclol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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So how much of a Mattering is Flake and Murkowski's demand for an investigation?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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sharknado slashfic posted:

In any sane timeline the President wouldn't have put they guy up for nomination in the first place, so probably not much

I mean what happens if Turtle says ":lol: no" to an investigation?

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