maffew buildings posted:

We are going to invade because ???

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Lol https://twitter.com/PattyMurray/status/1036376219648811008?s=19

Milo and POTUS posted:

I wish the map was bigger. What's that city in SE AL?

SquirrelyPSU posted:

e: Actually read the article. That's sort of misleading. Basically they are planning ahead and not going to do anything unless Mueller comes down with both barrels.

Flikken posted:

If that happens the GOP gets to install whoever they want at VP(Someone clean of Russian or Trump stink) Who pardons Pence after he resigns and gets to select a 2nd VP.

not caring here posted:

It's never lupus

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1037478283531706371?s=19

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1037656324010663937

They still haven't stopped their nuclear program have they?

Washington Post posted:

The Trump administration said Thursday it is preparing to circumvent limits on the government’s ability to hold minors in immigration jails by withdrawing from the Flores Settlement Agreement, the federal consent decree that has shaped detention standards for underage migrants since 1997.
The maneuver is almost certain to land the administration back in court, where U.S. District Court Judge Dolly M. Gee, who oversees the agreement, has rejected attempts to extend the amount of time migrant children can be held with their parents beyond the current limit of 20 days. 
But under changes proposed Thursday by the Department of Homeland Security and the Department of Health and Human Services, the administration said it would issue new regulations that “satisfy the basic purpose” of the Flores settlement and ensure migrant children “are treated with dignity, respect and special concern for their particular vulnerability as minors.”

“Today, legal loopholes significantly hinder the Department’s ability to appropriately detain and promptly remove family units that have no legal basis to remain in the country,” said DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, in a statement. “This rule addresses one of the primary pull factors for illegal immigration and allows the federal government to enforce immigration laws as passed by Congress.”
The proposal sets up a new immigration battle in court, and comes less than three months after the Trump administration’s short-lived attempt to halt an increase in illegal migration by separating children from parents who entered unlawfully. The practice was widely condemned and forced the administration to reverse course and regroup.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

There are receipts!

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/1037739279248748544?s=19

Best Friends posted:

Imagine your death becomes national news, and to tell the story of your life CNN copy pastes from your LinkedIn profile.

What hell is this.

That Works posted:

Hilariously all of his own making. Like dude, just stay off loving twitter and live it up with your billions, how is this hard.

EBB posted:

I'm gonna call my mom and tell her to pack the car.

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

There was a Jaws-style disaster/horror movie I can't remember the name of now where runoff from chicken farms in Maryland or Delaware or somewhere caused isopods to mutate, get into the water supply, and start eating people from the inside out

Milo and POTUS posted:

They're going to flood and the dumb fuckers will shrug because regulation/gods will.

FlamingLiberal posted:

https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/1039182225030479882

That Works posted:

LingcodKilla posted:

Nice to see how respectfully and sober he can be.


Why doesn’t he just whip out his dick and let it flop around?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Fox news, so a boulder of salt, musky salt.

Elon Musk offered $150000 for porn film role
http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/09/11/elon-musk-offered-150000-for-porn-film-role.html

quote:

House Republicans bracing for November’s midterm elections unveiled a second round of tax cuts on Monday that could add more than $2 trillion to the federal deficit over a decade, aiming to cement the steep cuts they passed last fall despite criticisms of fiscal profligacy and tailoring their policies to help the rich.

The GOP’s “tax reform 2.0″ aims to make permanent the tax cuts for individuals that President Trump signed into law in December 2017, including the law’s temporary reductions in individual filers’ rates, a doubling of the Child Tax Credit, and cuts to the estate tax paid by a small fraction of the wealthiest families.

twoday posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04j_qnxup5I

list of goons to check later to see if they are dead:
DryGoods
A Big Fuckin Hornet
Morally adept
anonumos
reignofevil
Sir Plus

HOW TO NOT DIE:

https://twitter.com/nwswakefieldva/status/1038625288563961856

https://twitter.com/scemd/status/1038503503096889344

FEMA Twitter accounts for the regions in question :

https://twitter.com/femaregion4/status/1039228406649499649?s=20

https://twitter.com/femaregion3/status/1038130521061122050

https://twitter.com/ericholthaus/status/1038985009217110016

psydude posted:

There's 16 nuclear reactors potentially affected by the hurricane's reach, including one plant that's near where it's going to make landfall.

facialimpediment posted:

As mentioned earlier, the storm track just shifted so landfall moved from North Carolina to the north/south Carolina border.

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1039817782500761600?s=19

Gonna be bad.

Mr. Nice! posted:

His cabinet won't use the 25th because they basically have control of him and are using him as a tool to pass horrific legislation. For example, after giving the wealthiest $1.5 trillion last year (of which next to nothing went back to actual workers and instead almost entirely went to shareholders and executives), the GOP is set to pass another set of tax cuts costing another $2T over 10 years.

DaNerd posted:

Ever heard of a negative income tax?

Casimir Radon posted:

*New millionaire trend is making poor people fight to the death in elaborate torture/rape dungeons.

Republican voters: "Job creators!"

CommieGIR posted:

Thats when they go full Bond Villain and stow away to an Island or Mountain fortress.

Or be Bezos and just trying to figure out ways to launch your wealthy rear end into space away from the poors.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Florence only dropped to a cat 3 because it increased significantly in size. It should be a cat 4 again soon. Basically all projections now have it just chilling off the carolina coast for a couple of days just ruining everything.

Edit: And yeah, joshua is what it was. And there were probably dozens or more joshes running around roman palestine preaching about god's coming and the end of the world.

mlmp08 posted:

But not the true NRA!

mods changed my name posted:

Yeah he really is the president too, can you believe that?

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

i wish mueller was my dad

Syrian Lannister posted:

So the Texas State Board of Education is going to remove Killary and Helen Keller from its history curriculum

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/education/2018/09/14/history-curriculum-texas-remembers-alamo-forgets-hillary-clinton-helen-keller

quote:

Many of the work group's recommendations that were rejected by the board dealt with descriptions of the nation's "Judeo-Christian" heritage. Texas Values, a conservative Christian political advocacy group, sent representatives before the board this week to speak out against removing the descriptions. On Friday, they applauded the board's decision to keep them.

"In Texas, you don't mess with the Alamo and you don't mess with our Christian heritage. We applaud the majority of the State Board of Education for doing the right thing by restoring our foundational rights and history," Texas Values President Jonathan Saenz said in a statement. "We are prepared to fight to protect these standards all the way to the end."

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

This ok sign thing just jogged my memory about something very similar in the Philippines about 3/4 years ago.

In the Philippines there is obviously this large Muslim insurgency centered in the south, predominately in Mindanao and Jolo. Well the government came to a treaty with the main insurgent front to demilitarize in order to self govern a set of islands that were already Muslim majority populations. A part of the agreement was the Government gave themselves farther reaching authorities to crush the lesser insurgent organizations and specifically Abu Sayaf, which was an Al-Qaida affiliate (now its an ISIS one).

Anyways, how this pertains, in order to get around a lot of the identification for social media recruitment, a lot of the members of BIFF and BILF, to of the smaller insurgent organizations wages a campaign of taking pictures with Politicians while holding up their finger in the “we’re number 1” fashion. They were getting those unknowing parties to do so as well, telling them it means a unified or singular Philippines. So a bunch of these pictures hit social media. The 1 symbol has been popular to jihadis as meaning the shahada and symbolizing their faith to Allah. They then started posting those pictures in their recruitment material, and more importantly to their financial backers in Saudi, UAE, and Qatar as a means to show infiltration in the government.

So this isn’t exactly the first time something so innocuous has been used for ill gotten ends.

MA-Horus posted:

With three loving missed field goals and and iced kicker.

Mister Sinewave posted:

Let's lighten things up:

Why does Trump have sex exclusively in the standing position?

A: Because Donnie can only gently caress up

I first heard this one about Reagan

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Wait the kavanaugh accuser took and passed a polygraph

And submitted notes from her therapist

drat

Hot Karl Marx posted:

They only found out Sept 4th or something and he's a 10 year veteran or around that so I bet it's a lot more than 4 people he's killed