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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Lol https://twitter.com/PattyMurray/status/1036376219648811008?s=19

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

The Iron Rose posted:

the "secret symbol for white supremacy" thing is a whole bunch of really laughable conspiracy poo poo

Like you sound like an infowars comment section.

It is and isn't a symbol for the assholes

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
That's some pretty hardcore corncobbing

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

He wrote a lot of pro-incest poo poo in his later life

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

Gonna have to remember the Oopsie Poopsie I made a shootsie line.

Just in case you know.

Eh, Martello beat you to it

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

EBB posted:

Florence is gonna be my mom's first hurricane in the Carolinas. She was telling me how she was laughing internally at people who keep "hurricane preparedness kits" and the guy boarding up his windows. They live two miles from shore and told me "I've been through hurricanes in New England, this is basically the same."

I wished her the best of luck.

:rip:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Tell your mom to pack up and leave if any waffle houses near her close

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

This walrus looking motherfucker deserves to die making GBS threads himself in squalor and ignored by all

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Good to hear.


What's not so good to hear is this. Take it with a grain of salt, because it's from popularmechanics, but supposedly, the air leak the ISS suffered recently may have been due to sabotage

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/satellites/a22984603/air-leak-iss-drilled-russia/

John Oliver discussed this on Last Week Tonight and is determined to get to the bottom of this mystery.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Maybe we should wait and see what happens before we speculate that the only justice is non-judicial

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Yeah, I've got a refrigerator :smug:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Casimir Radon posted:

I am a member of several flashlight message boards and regularly fantasize about shooting urban youths who try to steal my flashlights. You could say I'm kind of a big deal in the flashlight community.

I think I've heard about your posting

https://thefpl.us/episode/273

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Sep 10, 2018

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

One weird trick Nobel prize winners don't want you to know

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

From the GBS thread:

Those sandbags are in for some work :lol:



:sad:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

SimonCat posted:

Still legal, USD are a fiat currency.

I don't think his quibble is with the legality, friendo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

SimonCat posted:

The government could just forgive all the bonds it owes itself, couldn't it?

I could eat my own poo poo but I won't because that's an absolutely moronic idea

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

SimonCat posted:

Well, what effect would it have?

Credibility would be shot, value of currency would drop, and interest rates would skyrocket, and basically every system that uses the USD would be destabilized

Not quite this https://youtu.be/noQsHiTJAXo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

Jesus actually was collective as all hell. He (if any one person bearing that name actually existed. Jesus is just a weird hosed up translation of justin or something like that anyways. There probably wasn't anyone named "jesus" but there were a whole lot of dudes with the name justin that became jesus because of hosed up translating, but I digress) preached that people should not suffer, but rather give up everything and quit chasing material goals. The only thing that mattered in this life was to care for your fellow man because the world is ending soon and the kingdom of heaven will be upon us.

That's also part of why hardcore american christians are pro-israel - they need israel there for the apocalypse to begin and bring back Jesus. Remember, George W. Bush thought Saddam was literally the anti-christ and talked about nutjob hardcore american christian stuff with foreign leaders on the regular. It's literally a death cult.

Taking care of your fellow man is preached hardcore in the bible. So is giving everything you own to the poor and living humble and selfless. Some of my wealthy "christian" friends like to argue that they're humble because their family still shops at wal mart.

It's a translation of Joshua. Jesus was some socialist bro named Josh

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

As was recently pointed out to me in another thread, you're not supposed to post in here, because we - as Germans - should not be posting in GiP, because we are not veterans

Lol wut

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
He's got a thing for Maura's

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

These people are gross

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I'm shocked

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
That's loving disgusting

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

The venture bros. addressed this last weekend. If you're going to have a dick measuring contest, you have to do it old school and use proper rulers.

Be sure to measure from the base

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1044602209135194113?s=19

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1044602361287774209?s=19

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1044604200246816768?s=19

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

boop the snoot posted:

Here’s your first distraction from the Kav confirmation:

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1045688120652517376?s=2

Congrats on completely forgetting about Kavanaugh before the weekend ends.

gently caress Kavanaugh, people aren't going to forget that he's a rapist piece of poo poo just because their rapist President is also a piece of poo poo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

DoktorLoken posted:

It’s poo poo like this that makes me feel like there is an irrepairable schism between red and blue America, and what scares me is that I don’t see a solution on the horizon.

A solid system of public education, healthcare, and welfare improvement, as well as infrastructure spending increases and decreased military and law enforcement spending is a good start.

Getting those changes into rural areas is vital to its success.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

Rural areas continuously vote against improving any of those things, even for themselves. Look at Kansas, for example.

I didn't comment on feasibility, just saying that there is a solution

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The way that Mitch enables rapists makes you wonder what he did in his past

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Heck yeah, I love me some doner kebab

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

ded posted:

Owning a tesla is going to be like owning a delorian.

only not as cool.

Deloreans work without having to worry about software updates.

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