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Jrbg
May 20, 2014

They have literally zero ideas, incredible

e: 1253 Henry III reaffirms the validity of the Magna Carta and uhhh Halych-Volinia becomes a vassal state to the expanding Mongol Empire

Jrbg fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Sep 30, 2018

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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

RabidWeasel posted:

It's enfuriating that the idea that the Tories are more responsible with public funds still exists when they loving love stupid meaningless vanity projects.

Arguing "we should cut taxes and reduce spending and also make this really fancy boat for the queen" should get you laughed and sworn at.

They've been after this for loving ages as well. When the topic popped up the last time I think some of the articles were from about five years ago - slap bang in the middle of austerity - oh we must tighten our belts...but let's spunk away money on a sodding boat.

And then post-Brexit debacle, there were serious suggestions of, "Well, if we pay for a royal yacht, we can impress foreign bussinesses with it and get more trade for Gr8 Britun :downs:"

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






superLINUS posted:

I’m at Wembley Arena to watch “punk rock pro-wrestling” and it’s all a bit weird.
"bit loving awesome" you mean. That table was more strong and stable than Theresa May and we have the video evidence to prove it.

And Walter is the beautiful, large adult son that we all desire.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Renaissance Robot posted:

You can't post this and not post pics

https://m.imgur.com/a/b01GtJJ

Phone posting so just a link ...

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

RabidWeasel posted:

It's enfuriating that the idea that the Tories are more responsible with public funds still exists when they loving love stupid meaningless vanity projects.

Arguing "we should cut taxes and reduce spending and also make this really fancy boat for the queen" should get you laughed and sworn at.

This 'Brexit festival' is the most transparent bit of political propaganda. A big flashy national celebration coincidentally right before the election, with everything focused on Britishness and nationalism and how great everything is. It's bread and circuses without the loving bread.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



https://twitter.com/mattzarb/status/1046498960947466240?s=20

Conference is going well it seems.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
labour infighting is far more fun when its these idiots doing it to each other


https://twitter.com/CarolineFlintMP/status/1046418300044029952

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

jabby posted:

This 'Brexit festival' is the most transparent bit of political propaganda. A big flashy national celebration coincidentally right before the election, with everything focused on Britishness and nationalism and how great everything is. It's bread and circuses without the loving bread.

I'm actually legitimately concerned that some random event like the Queen dying is going to happen right before the next GE and brainpoison people into voting Tory out of pure nationalistic fervour, this is just like the baby version of that.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Or the Queen dies and everyone is confused as to why Prince Charles is now King George VII or whatever and gets tired of the whole thing.

There's going to be a concerted effort against the continuation of the monarchy in the space between Liz dying and Chuck renaming himself so it could go either way.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Brenda's specifically holding on so that Charles pops his clogs first and she can pass things straight on to Wills

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Rarity posted:

Brenda's specifically holding on so that Charles pops his clogs first and she can pass things straight on to Wills

Her last request is that they plug her cadaver into a life support machine, and become a biomort, just to spite Charlie.

[e]: Spiting Charles, or keeping her carcass going?
[e2]: Oh, right. :lol:
VVV

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Sep 30, 2018

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm sure she has more expedient ways of doing that if she wished.

: cryingtunnelinfrance:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Finally a policy for the Amazon Prime generation

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

RabidWeasel posted:

I'm actually legitimately concerned that some random event like the Queen dying is going to happen right before the next GE and brainpoison people into voting Tory out of pure nationalistic fervour, this is just like the baby version of that.

It's quite a high-risk strategy, because as much as the Tory press will love it most of the public will never actually see this 'festival' in person. Meanwhile Labour will be doing their best to portray it as an embarrassing flop and a waste of money, and no doubt it will be roundly mocked on social media.

Plus given the current volatility it might never actually happen. It shows how desperate they are for policy that the thing they've pulled out on the first day of conference is basically 'let's have a big party in 2022'. It's not even a policy, just a poorly thought-through announcement.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Uh

https://twitter.com/mirrorpolitics/status/1046493926713110529?s=21

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

I'm starting to think this guy might be slightly racist

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

I've said it before but I do think there's a very real chance that once old Liz goes, if Charlie ends up with more than a few years on the throne, the love affair with the monarchy will be done for good.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

We have to not get bitter and twisted over this because people who haven't worked but get welfare get pension credits and can get full state pension after 35 years whereas people who may be working several part-time jobs on minimum wage won't be earning the minimum £112 (or whatever it is now) from a single employer a week to get a pension credit so even if they're working 40 hours a week, if they don't earn £112 from one single employer, they won't be having any contributions to state pension being made and I bet many of them will not even realize that. That, to me, is far more iniquitous.

Also I just wanted to say that I think you're a good poster. I realise you're somewhat new to the UKMT (as am I) but your posts are always interesting and well-informed, so thanks!

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

^^^ :yeah:
Jaeluni is a cool newbie, SA might survive yet!


chuck chequers checker checks chuck chequers and checks chuck chequers chucking chuck chequers. checkmate chequers

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
On a scale of one to ten, how pejorative is "shemale"? Because the Times used it in a crossword and I'm wondering whether to complain, and to whom.

Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?
When you are definitely in touch with the common provincial people, and have hugged many serfs before, in fact

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1046378756275949569

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Cerv posted:

I am reliably informed that Walker Crips, the investment management co, are each week receiving in the post at least 2 or 3 empty crisp packets from people who want to protest non-recyclable packaging but can’t mash the right keys to correctly google the Walkers Crisps’ address.
Refreshing to see an investment management company so open about their gang affiliation. Unsurprised that their colours are blue.

A recycled idea straight from 1997 ffs. If it's that important just take the old one back, it's out of place in Leith anyway.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Nice to see they have annexed half of Monaghan there.
Never liked the place, poo poo bus station.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Julio Cruz posted:

On a scale of one to ten, how pejorative is "shemale"? Because the Times used it in a crossword and I'm wondering whether to complain, and to whom.

i think most trans people consider it a slur

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

WhatEvil posted:

I've said it before but I do think there's a very real chance that once old Liz goes, if Charlie ends up with more than a few years on the throne, the love affair with the monarchy will be done for good.


Also I just wanted to say that I think you're a good poster. I realise you're somewhat new to the UKMT (as am I) but your posts are always interesting and well-informed, so thanks!

Thanks Whatevil :) I'm following you on Twitter btw but I can't remember which of my aliases it is!

I love this forum and so glad I found it. I really miss forum format (as compared to Facebook).
I find most of the posters are well-informed and like how statements are often referenced.
I've found a lot of good info on here.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Julio Cruz posted:

On a scale of one to ten, how pejorative is "shemale"? Because the Times used it in a crossword and I'm wondering whether to complain, and to whom.

What was the clue?

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Julio Cruz posted:

On a scale of one to ten, how pejorative is "shemale"? Because the Times used it in a crossword and I'm wondering whether to complain, and to whom.

Better things to complain about honestly than a one time word on a crossword in the Times.


People's Republic of Jam Jar is actually Jeremy Corbyn's House.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Julio Cruz posted:

On a scale of one to ten, how pejorative is "shemale"? Because the Times used it in a crossword and I'm wondering whether to complain, and to whom.
It's bad, but like all bad words the extent depends on the exact group you're speaking to.

Many trans activists consider it as almost as bad as the other word best reserved for talking about vehicle transmissions or electrical transformers, many sex workers consider it a term from the world of porn that's dehumanising when used outside of that.

I'd be interested in seeing their browser history at least.

Also in my head I always rhyme it with tamale.

Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?

Julio Cruz posted:

On a scale of one to ten, how pejorative is "shemale"? Because the Times used it in a crossword and I'm wondering whether to complain, and to whom.

is this how it feels to find out "poofter" was once used on a crossword in a major newspaper in 1976 or some poo poo

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Speaking of ol' Liz, I think it was Laura Smith (aka she of General Strike Now fame) who said she was a republican and got applause for that as well.

I can't wait for the MAD MARXIST JEZZA WANTS TO BIN THE QUEEN takes

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

jabby posted:

What was the clue?

"Transsexual attention-seeker appearing in market".

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm guessing that the 'in market' is to make it clear they're talking about porn/sex work, so that's not as bad as if the clue was just "a transsexual" but still wtf at all of that, really want to see their browser history now.

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

Apropos of nothing, I hate Cryptic Crosswords.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Julio Cruz posted:

On a scale of one to ten, how pejorative is "shemale"? Because the Times used it in a crossword and I'm wondering whether to complain, and to whom.

In about, oo, 1983 I was doing a Times crossword and one of the answers was a 6-letter shade of brown. Began with N.

edit:

Guavanaut posted:

I'm guessing that the 'in market' is to make it clear they're talking about porn/sex work, so that's not as bad as if the clue was just "a transsexual" but still wtf at all of that, really want to see their browser history now.

It's 'Hem' inside 'Sale'.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Tomorrow's Times crossword: a promotion up the council, I'm wearing one right now (4,4)

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

I'm guessing that the 'in market' is to make it clear they're talking about porn/sex work, so that's not as bad as if the clue was just "a transsexual" but still wtf at all of that, really want to see their browser history now.

It's HEM (attention seeker, as in throat-clearing hem hem) inside SALE (market).

Chucat posted:

Apropos of nothing, I hate Cryptic Crosswords.

I know so many extremely intelligent people who refuse to go anywhere near them because they're "too complicated". Like most things, all it comes down to is practice.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Chucat posted:

Apropos of nothing, I hate Cryptic Crosswords.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Julio Cruz posted:

"Transsexual attention-seeker appearing in market".

:stare:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

I like finnegans wake and hate cryptic crosswords, they're poo poo and you already have to know how to answer them to answer them.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
yeah thats pretty awful

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Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?

Unkempt posted:

In about, oo, 1983 I was doing a Times crossword and one of the answers was a 6-letter shade of brown. Began with N.


Catboy Autonomist posted:

is this how it feels to find out "poofter" was once used on a crossword in a major newspaper in 1976 or some poo poo

Wow, I think I actually may have understated that

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