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J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


goatface posted:

Just the tool we need people buying in increasingly wildfire-rich summers.

Can't have a wildfire if you burn everything around you first.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


My favorite part of this image is the deer manikin in the bg.

Valtonen
May 13, 2014

Tanks still suck but you don't gotta hand it to the Axis either.
That company also sells picatinny- mounted undrbarrel variant of that. Chiappa little badger with underbarrel flame anyone?

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

goatface posted:

Just the tool we need people buying in increasingly wildfire-rich summers.

They are really handy for dealing with lantern flies though...

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Got a catalogue in the mail.

I wonder who the BUDK management voted for?






Ummmmmmmm....


Palette cleanser

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They certainly know their market. Trump knives like that appeal to both chuds and people looking for utterly gauche ironic gifts.

That's a hosed up dragon knife. Bendy as all hell.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If your knife isn't injurious to hold is it even a knife?

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
People ITT sleeping on the tactical gauntlet and throwing knives combo in the margin of that dragon knife.

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
It's not a knife! It's the Piercing Dragon Death Ray Sword!!!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm amazed people are still interested in the asscreed wrist knife. It's a good place to stab yourself in the palm and have a surgeon unzip your forearm to go looking for the tendons you severed.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

goatface posted:

I'm amazed people are still interested in the asscreed wrist knife. It's a good place to stab yourself in the palm and have a surgeon unzip your forearm to go looking for the tendons you severed.

That is exactly what I'm picturing, and it's horrifying.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


Bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWsWnWqL9-k

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Machai posted:

Got a catalogue in the mail.

Ummmmmmmm....



They really sell a replica SS dagger? Holy loving poo poo.
Who sees that and is like “that’s the knife for me” other than loving Nazis

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I dont see your confusion, you seem to have nailed the target audience.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

namlosh posted:

They really sell a replica SS dagger? Holy loving poo poo.
Who sees that and is like “that’s the knife for me” other than loving Nazis

BUDK is way ahead of you

Gutter Phoenix posted:





Hmmmm....



Nope, my eyes weren't deceiving me; it's a goddamn knock-off "Hitler Youth" knife:

https://www.budk.com/DailySteal.aspx?itemno=19%20BK2502

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm fairly certain the actual Hitler Youth used fixed knives so unlike the SS dagger where you could very theoretically claim historic interest in a replica, that really is just a generic switchblade with the Hitlerjugend swastika on it.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm fairly certain the actual Hitler Youth used fixed knives so unlike the SS dagger where you could very theoretically claim historic interest in a replica, that really is just a generic switchblade with the Hitlerjugend swastika on it.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007


BudKKK

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I like that the axe is too cheap and lovely to do axe things

Cant even swing it at a tv without it wobbling like sheet metal

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Well that certainly is a choice of font. Is there also one that says Live Laugh Love?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

My Lovely Horse posted:

Well that certainly is a choice of font. Is there also one that says Live Laugh Love?

no but I'm sure you could probably find one with arbeit macht frei on it.


It pisses me off that theres enough of a market for companies to bother to manufacture all that nazi poo poo.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'd like to start selling nazi daggers over the internet only for the actual product arriving in the mail to be engraved with the 'follow your leader' design with Adolf blowing his head off.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

My Lovely Horse posted:

Well that certainly is a choice of font. Is there also one that says Live Laugh Love?

Ah trying to get the HGTV viewer crowd I see

Fake reclaimed barnwood distressed swastika wall placard in the mudroom/entryway

Machai
Feb 21, 2013


Ah yes, a knife that commemorates when your ancestors lost a war

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Machai posted:

Ah yes, a knife that commemorates when your ancestors lost a war


EorayMel posted:

charles hohman
Oct 05, 2015
(4 out of 5)
reb flag knife

nice knife for the price. I through the flag was going to be in color this would have made it even better.

:d: :d: :d: :d:


Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Gonna get me a Sherman's March to the Sea knife and wear it proudly next time I visit Georgia.

membranoid
Feb 25, 2001

fart huffer
semen chugger

Dip Viscous posted:

Likely posted but seems relevant again.



I have this and i love it
its cheap

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Machai posted:

Ah yes, a knife that commemorates when your ancestors lost a war

Traitorous slavemongers who precipitated a war that killed more Americans than WWII, I, and the Revolutionary War combined and then got brutally owned

Muh Heritage

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Monkey Fracas posted:

Traitorous slavemongers who precipitated a war that killed more Americans than WWII, I, and the Revolutionary War combined and then got brutally owned

Muh Heritage

I always like to point out to those dipshits that they're erasing the heritage of the loyal, unionist southerners. A not inconsequential number went out of their way to go serve in the northern army. It wasn't just border states, either (although you saw a shitton of those) - something like 10,000 people from Arkansas served in the Union army.

Funny how they only want to celebrate the heritage of the people who were fighting a war to continue owning other people. :thunk:

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

membranoid posted:

I have this and i love it
its cheap

I’m sold… where can I get one that’s not from a thinly disguised bigoted shithead store?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I just like the symbolism of an aggressive weapon that says "Not for hate" on the side when that's all it's for.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

namlosh posted:

I’m sold… where can I get one that’s not from a thinly disguised bigoted shithead store?

KnifeCenter? Just about anywhere that does a steady trade in the sharp and pointy should take care of you; Kabar is a popular and well-respected brand.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
TFR has a thread (I think still) about racism and shittiness in the industry and what places to stay tf away from.

However, I'd imagine the list is quite long.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Cassius Belli posted:

KnifeCenter? Just about anywhere that does a steady trade in the sharp and pointy should take care of you; Kabar is a popular and well-respected brand.

Thanks


Pennywise the Frown posted:

TFR has a thread (I think still) about racism and shittiness in the industry and what places to stay tf away from.

However, I'd imagine the list is quite long.

Yeah that’s kind of why I asked. I can’t just go to the Tinder Box in the mall anymore.
They were probably racist anyway

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Hentai Not Hate

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

LifeSunDeath posted:

I just like the symbolism of an aggressive weapon that says "Not for hate" on the side when that's all it's for.
Not for HATE. Not for STONER. Not for CORPORATE ATTITUDE.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Machai posted:

Gonna get me a Sherman's March to the Sea knife and wear it proudly next time I visit Georgia.

If such an item existed, you literally might get shot.

They're mighty thin skinned and armed to the teeth.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

DicktheCat posted:

If such an item existed, you literally might get shot.

They're mighty thin skinned and armed to the teeth.

So they'll be easy to stab?

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Machai posted:

So they'll be easy to stab?

If you go and find out, let us know.

(Do not go and find out, that is stupid)

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