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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Ploft-shell crab posted:

I’ve been thinking it’s about time we call another 2 hour meeting to discuss what points represent

Make sure there's a representative from every team there so that there is a shared understanding across the organisation

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distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


OP you're right! I observed our developers and they weren't moving! The guy with the treadmill desk claimed he was going 3mph but when I tried to verify those claims I found that he was actually going 0mph. We had to fire him as Honesty is the 2nd corporate value.

However, after a management away day and some workshop sessions we came up with a solution to our lack of developer velocity. We installed a carousel in the office and replaced the horses etc with desks. Now not only has our developer velocity increased, all our developers are constantly accelerating!

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