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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

"eyyy i bagged a virgin!"

...its about hymens, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

# ? Sep 4, 2018 04:58

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:20

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

it doesn't seem like the movie i'm in is all that good

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:02

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

I'm pretty sure this is about the BSG mod of Freespace 2 that turned into Diaspora.

I'm Bill Adama from Caprica, and I say kill 'em all!

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:14

fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf: Mar 2, 2016

This movie came out the same year as saving private ryan, and saving private ryan beat the fuckin poo poo out of it. The thin red line had a better score, however.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:16

Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

Milo and POTUS posted:

its no days of heaven or that one with sissy spacek and martin sheen but it's p good anyway. it's not that great a war movie but it's a pretty good movie in a war setting. Soundtrack was amazing, one of my favorites. That hill battle, however, was loving good

Yeah this. Hill battle o doom.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:35

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

*unsheathes BAR*
my gun is hungry tonight, Tojo-san. You may have survived that plane crash, and our first duel in manchukuo, but your secret mecha development program ends here and now, on this tiny pacific island. your soul is as empty as your strategic oil reserves. Now draw your blade.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:36

Class Warcraft: Apr 27, 2006

*throws hat on the ground in frustration*
"How many fuckin' transcendentalists do we got in this outfit, anyway?"

*half the platoon raise their hands*

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:49

BoonyPC: Feb 19, 2007

I'm the guy wishing I was in Saving Private Ryan instead

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:51

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

This great evil, where's it come from? How'd it steal into the world? What seed, what root did it grow from? Who's doing this? Who's killing us, robbing us of life and light, mocking us with the sight of what we might've known? Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?

i too listened to explosions in the sky back when i was stone and in high school

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:51

fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf: Mar 2, 2016

Do you ever feel lonely?
Only around people.

My god this is just perfection.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mqkkYhcAn8

It's a great ost

fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:

Do you ever feel lonely?
Only around people.

My god this is just perfection.

hahahaha

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:54

fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf: Mar 2, 2016

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mqkkYhcAn8

It's a great ost

hahahaha

I still see a spark in you.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:59

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Milo and POTUS posted:

i too listened to explosions in the sky back when i was stone and playing frisbee golf with metallica

# ? Sep 4, 2018 06:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I rented this movie because John C reilley was supposed to be in it and I love his antics. Needless to say, he was not well utilized

(I can't remember seeing him in the movie but he's in it)

# ? Sep 4, 2018 06:13

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I'm the jap whose foreign language you can't understand but it you can feel it accusing your soul

# ? Sep 4, 2018 07:40

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I'm the character that hides in the tall grass while Nick Nolte yells at everybody.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 08:12

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I'm John Travolta

# ? Sep 4, 2018 08:19

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Sep 4, 2018 08:19

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

I'm a Red.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 08:27

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Hi im not a good or well known actor but I have a lot of money and friends with connections in the business. I don't have a leading role but I'm in literally every frame of the movie.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 08:39

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

"Hey buddy, you notice everyone who is talking has . . . like. . . an accent?"
:v:

"Yeah! It's like they're trying to sound like they're from somewhere else, but are doing a really lovely job at it".

# ? Sep 4, 2018 08:53

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

just got orders from top brass, looks like we gotta
TAKE
THAT
HILLLL!!!!

# ? Sep 4, 2018 09:19

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

# ? Sep 4, 2018 09:32

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Where's your spark now *me saying to your merked corpse in Guadalcanal*

# ? Sep 4, 2018 17:03

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

precision posted:

if anyone thinks Nick Nolte can't fuckin' act

well

he fuckin' acts in this piece

Nolte should've got a loving Oscar for this.

Elias Koteas was good as well.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:06

Zane: Nov 14, 2007

this movie is ponderous and artsy fartsy a lot of the time. at its core though i instinctively relate to the penn character and am scared by malick's criticism of what this means. so i'm kind of obsessed with it.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:28

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Each individual scene is magnificent it's just that the movie really should have been 5 hours long. As a whole it's incoherent. Woody blowing his butt off is excellent, especially the two arguing about writing his wife. The cut Micky Rourke scene is particularly phenomenal.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 18:30

NigelsPoppet: Jul 22, 2015

yanks golden teeth out of dying Japanese soldiers while taunting them with oblivion

# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:06

Jay_Zombie: Apr 20, 2007; We're sealing the tunnel!

Has Malaria.

# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:41

TheWeepingHorse: Nov 20, 2009

Nick Nolte will win an Oscar for the Battletoads movie

# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:42

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

The thin red line is actually a metaphore for red-lining, the process of excluding minorities (mostly Af-Americans) from moving into white neighborhoods. SAD!

# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:56

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

I'm the Melanesian dude holding hands with his bro

# ? Sep 4, 2018 21:32

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

I'm an older, slightly fatter Casey Jones who, tiring of a life of violence beating up Foot Soldiers with a hockey stick alongside my mutant turtle bros, travels back in time to a simpler era only to be drafted and then demoted when I refuse to throw away the life of my men.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 00:13

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

I'm Jared Leto, I'm dead

# ? Sep 5, 2018 00:57

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Listen we're working on getting everybody water just keep the men marching deeper into the tropical nightmare.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 02:35

Backcountry: Jan 16, 2009

I'm the native islander with giant fuckin feet

# ? Sep 5, 2018 02:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tokclik posted:

I'm the native islander with giant fuckin feet

link?

# ? Sep 5, 2018 03:01

Backcountry: Jan 16, 2009

It's this dude. There is a split second you get to see the dude's feet an they are primitive and GIGANTIC. I've looked before and can't find a pic or video with the feet in it.

https://imgur.com/a/o1uYEE4

# ? Sep 5, 2018 03:25

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

It's a good rear end movie.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 03:28

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# ? May 11, 2024 12:20

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

JebanyPedal posted:

It's a good rear end movie.

Hell yeah it is

I'm also the Japanese guy who becomes a ghost who haunts the tooth collector guy

# ? Sep 5, 2018 03:41

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