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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Bryant pickers. Eliminated on an xp in the first game of the year.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 04:46

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:48

GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Yes! Eliminated via failed extra point in week one for the second year in a row!

# ? Sep 7, 2018 04:46

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Suck it Bryant bois

# ? Sep 7, 2018 04:46

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jake Elliot came within a hair of missing a close field goal too, but you guys are safe for now

# ? Sep 7, 2018 07:09

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

Hey I'm late but he hasn't played yet, and i want to lose immediately

MIN - Daniel Carlson

# ? Sep 7, 2018 10:15

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

GenericMartini posted:

Hey I'm late but he hasn't played yet, and i want to lose immediately

MIN - Daniel Carlson

you're in as long as your kicker hasn't started their game, so you're good!

# ? Sep 7, 2018 15:14

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Week 1 - Adam Vinatieri, IND

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:23

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

I'm glad someone picked this up in my stead. With my new job I really didn't have time to run this again. I will be playing again this year though!

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:11

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

NE - Stephen Gostkowski

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:22

opposable thumbs.db: Jan 7, 2008; It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me; Pillbug

ARI - Phil Dawson

# ? Sep 7, 2018 18:46

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

NE - Stephen Gostkowski

# ? Sep 9, 2018 05:14

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Last year, the game ended a little early and there was talk about doing a second game that never happened, but I was thinking about an idea for people who are eliminated as well. You guys can decide if this is something that would be interesting and a way to keep the game going til the end of the season without really affecting the true winner.

I propose Kicker Roulette

-Eliminated players still pick a player every week but with a twist - you add a number next to their name
-That number will represent the potential yardage of a field goal your kicker might hit that week
-If your kicker boots one that EXACT distance, AND successfully makes it through the week, you hit the magical :siren:

KICKER JACKPOT :siren:

-Hitting the jackpot will summon you back to the land of the living and you will be back in the game again
-If you don't hit the kicker jackpot by Week 9 (halfway point of the season), the game is over and you are eliminated for good
-You can only hit the jackpot once before the kicker gods tell their pit boss to escort you out, and casino odds means extra points don't count.

you'd just add "ROULETTE:" in front of your kicker pick and your entry will be shaded a different color on the scoreboard to track your status so we can still determine the real eliminator champion at the end of the game as well

barnold fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Sep 9, 2018

# ? Sep 9, 2018 08:42

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Time to start my title defense!

IND - Adam Vinatieri

# ? Sep 9, 2018 17:40

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Oops, almost forgot about this.

I'll risk going out as a homer in the first week.

Week 1: KC - Harrison Butker

# ? Sep 9, 2018 17:42

TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

Bloodbath incoming

IND - Adam Vinatieri

# ? Sep 9, 2018 17:51

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Grittybeard posted:

Oops, almost forgot about this.

I'll risk going out as a homer in the first week.

Week 1: KC - Harrison Butker

Hell, same.

Week 1: KC - Harrison Butker

Strobe fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Sep 9, 2018

# ? Sep 9, 2018 17:56

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Steven Hauschka - BUF... Just in time!

# ? Sep 9, 2018 17:58

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

IDK if late submissions are a thing, but

WAS- Dustin Hopkins

# ? Sep 9, 2018 18:20

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Strobe posted:

Hell, same.

please actually put the name of the kicker in your post and bold it, quoting someone else is not an entry. I almost didn't count this because I don't pay attention to quotes when scrolling through entries. I'm gonna let it go for week 1, but try to follow everyone else's example next time.

# ? Sep 9, 2018 18:20

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

poo poo, almost forgot about this.

Gonna go with Greg Zurlein

# ? Sep 9, 2018 18:23

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

vinatieri down

# ? Sep 9, 2018 20:20

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

on the bored wop posted:

Week 1 - Adam Vinatieri, IND

Welp

# ? Sep 9, 2018 20:21

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Week 1 Matt Prater DET

# ? Sep 9, 2018 20:21

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

on the bored wop posted:

Welp

I feel dumb as well :negative:

# ? Sep 9, 2018 20:23

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Week 1 - Matt Prater - Det

# ? Sep 9, 2018 20:50

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Almost forgot to do this! Since SEA/DEN hasn't started yet, let's go with SEA - Sebastian Janikowski

e: :lol:

gone in week 1 for I think the third year in a row

Dango Bango fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Sep 9, 2018

# ? Sep 9, 2018 21:10

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Mason Crosby - GB

# ? Sep 9, 2018 21:12

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

I figured this year I'm not getting eliminated in week one, I'm going to pick a solid, reliable guy. Money. Hauschka. loving Bills nearly hosed me though!

# ? Sep 9, 2018 22:01

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Zane blocked. RIP

# ? Sep 9, 2018 23:06

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Finger Prince posted:

I figured this year I'm not getting eliminated in week one, I'm going to pick a solid, reliable guy. Money. Hauschka. loving Bills nearly hosed me though!

I think they did gently caress you?

I'm seeing Haushka 1/2 on field goals although I didn't watch the game.

# ? Sep 9, 2018 23:13

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Hauschka missed a 51-yarder.

# ? Sep 9, 2018 23:20

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Finger Prince posted:

I figured this year I'm not getting eliminated in week one, I'm going to pick a solid, reliable guy. Money. Hauschka. loving Bills nearly hosed me though!

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Hauschka missed a 51-yarder.

Bahaha. I made this mistake last year.

# ? Sep 9, 2018 23:41

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

RIP to the Sturgis pickers

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:11

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

And a three trumpet salute to opposable thumbs.db, our first competitor eliminated by virtue of their kicker making zero attempts! Phil Dawson fucks it all up in week one.

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:43

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

My kicker missed his first ever attempt.

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:50

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Grittybeard posted:

I think they did gently caress you?

I'm seeing Haushka 1/2 on field goals although I didn't watch the game.

Lol oh poo poo! I just assumed that the one score was the only scoring attempt they had all game, because, you know... The Bills.

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:55

Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

Mason Crosby - GB

# ? Sep 10, 2018 00:58

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

DET- Matt Prater

# ? Sep 10, 2018 05:10

Major Ryan: May 11, 2008; Completely blank

I missed this before now, so I guess

LAR - Greg Zurlein

# ? Sep 10, 2018 12:02

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:48

opposable thumbs.db: Jan 7, 2008; It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me; Pillbug

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

And a three trumpet salute to opposable thumbs.db, our first competitor eliminated by virtue of their kicker making zero attempts! Phil Dawson fucks it all up in week one.

I knew the Cardinals would be bad; I didn't know they'd be that bad!

# ? Sep 10, 2018 17:11

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