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May 6, 2007

zoux posted:

Bad news about the coolness of weed yall


Wait Elon dont hit that! That's not weed, that's shareholder confidence going up in smoke!

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May 6, 2007


Look at all those dudes walking around underneath it chill as gently caress

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May 6, 2007


Is this as dangerous as it seems on the surface, or are those practice duds? Or like would it not detonate in that situation or something?

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May 6, 2007


I can paint a convincing stick figure

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May 6, 2007


Don't most people charge their phones at night on the bedside table while they sleep? A giant light up charging pad is not really ideal for that.

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May 6, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

There was also a game a couple of weeks ago where a player did a touchdown celebration by doing a move from Naruto.
https://i.imgur.com/QUlKXEO.mp4

Pushing someone is a "move from naruto"? Like I recognise that goofy running style with hands out behind them, but what is this actually meant to be?

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May 6, 2007

I taught a seven year old ages ago who was obsessed with Naruto and genuinely thought that running with his arms flailing behind him like that was faster than pumping your arms.

The kid had all sorts of issues because his mum was addicted to World of Warcraft and basically neglected him and his little brother. I actually tried to watch a few episodes of Naruto so I could connect with him but the show is garbage. And I've seen all of Dragonball Z and Bleach.

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May 6, 2007

Sandpuppy posted:

Who knew sheep even had that kind of money?

https://i.imgur.com/V7VNMjH.gifv

Crocodiles do this as a mating ritual, so I'm guessing that's what's happening here too. It's surprisingly tender and cute, especially compared to the super rapey mating rituals of most mammals

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May 6, 2007

zoux posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eX8XNYi.gifv

Some folks say he's still there to this very day

The music in this loops nearly seamlessly

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May 6, 2007


What actually is happening here? Why are these guys spraying poo poo in this shop?

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May 6, 2007

Kheldarn posted:

I hope you like your yolk runny!

https://i.imgur.com/sN8wknM.gifv

Looks about right, just need some toast or rice or something to soak it up now

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May 6, 2007


Wanna see this movie, whats it from?

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May 6, 2007

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Spiders are bros. I scooped a bunch of webbing and twigs out of a pet carrier, today. I thought it was all old. I opened my hand to drop the twigs and junk, and there was a big honking spider clinging to my finger. My only thought was, "I hope I didn't hurt him!"

I carried him out front, and turned him loose in some bushes. It's getting cold, though, and I don't know if I did him a favor :(

Ya there are only a tiny handful of spiders in the world that will actually gently caress you up, most of the ones that have venomous bites are no worse than a bee sting.

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May 6, 2007


Finally a product that will last longer than my average wallet

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May 6, 2007


They desperately needed to add the WASTED death screen

Azhais posted:

Just missing the whole farm going hostile and shooting Arthur because he touched their hay

For real how is this still a loving thing in video games. They'll spend millions of dollars and work 100-hour weeks for years developing a weather and lighting systems that lets me watch sunlight filter accurately through a procedurally generated billion-particle mist that's emanating realistically off my horse's organically temperature-and-weather-responsive balls, but NPC AI is still this same loving binary state that games have had for 25 years where NPCs flip between either being at peace or in an unending murderous rage, such that all you need to do is step on a loving chicken's foot outside a farm and suddenly, with hive-mind-like immediacy, every NPC in the vicinity will take up arms and home on you until you've killed them all or left the area.

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May 6, 2007

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

what game is this?

Cabela's Big Game Hunter 3

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May 6, 2007


Non newtonian fluids are super fun

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May 6, 2007

Handiklap posted:

smooth like a dragonlion

Common misconception actually

Christ what a lovely page snipe, here have an actual dragon dance gif:

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May 6, 2007

Gort posted:

That's kind of horrible to look at

Turn your monitor on

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May 6, 2007

Seriously, each of those bots probably costs like, $50? That's like half a day's wages at a distribution centre somewhere with even a lovely minimum wage.

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May 6, 2007

hawowanlawow posted:

They definitely cost a lot more than that

I think you're overestimating the material costs involved in building these things. As consumer goods they'd be significantly more expensive, but then you're paying for the IP and markups at various points in the sales chain too. The company also has costs involved in the design and manufacturing capital for the bots, outfitting the warehouse etc, but once that's done their only costs are the materials for the bots which would not be expensive at all. Certainly not much more than the forklifts/carts etc that their employees would be using anyway.

To contribute a gif, here's how Amazon are doing it:

https://i.imgur.com/ptiKnRp.gifv

These bots are probably significantly more expensive because they carry a lot more weight but even if they're like $20000, they're still free labour within 6 months compared to an employee anywhere in the US. They're also much more efficient, and can work 24hrs a day. And again, keep in mind that their employees would probably be driving a forklift or something similar anyway which would cost about the same or more.

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May 6, 2007



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May 6, 2007


That big lump of flesh on its shoulder is from a lifetime of pulling poo poo, isn't it :smith:

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May 6, 2007

I was talking about your head nvm

Unrelated: https://i.imgur.com/42ZbMV7.gifv (sound on)

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May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/EE20ooI.gifv

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May 6, 2007


"Off you go, grandma"

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May 6, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

That's not an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. This is an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

https://i.imgur.com/1LjXfpQ.mp4

That's not an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. This is an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/hCC6ZhRS7sY

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May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/fuckinbaka/status/1066188012952985600?s=19

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May 6, 2007

Ya the standing guy fails to return the shot and loses

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May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/1DIv1nY.gifv

I picked third place :(

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May 6, 2007


I've been on a boat in seas like this. Smaller ship and smaller waves but same effect. Seeing dark green, not even foamy/splash water going over the windows was v scary

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May 6, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

The cool thing about that though is that most people can have a body like that and it'll cost you precisely jack squat (jumping-, pistol-, lol).

Here's one of my favorite people ever, Alex from calisthenicmovement:

https://i.imgur.com/269PEcq.mp4

imgur post - pushups

He's so helpful, got great tips at any level from potato to olympian, got great physique, great technique, great form, just great guy overall. Can't recommend enough if you want to get in shape, or if you just like to look at buff dudes working out I guess :)

https://i.imgur.com/OaEjEZ9.mp4

If a kind giflord would gif a few bits of this that'd be awesome thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CunXg0CJ8-8

Starting at 12s my brain just keeps going whaaaaa??????

If I ever feel my motivation slip a few minutes of this is all I need.


E: gently caress you gravity you're not my real mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlR8-GxrVZI

These dudes know that they could be doing like literally anything else, right? They're gonna be dead in the end anyway.

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May 6, 2007

You really think those dudes will be lying on their death beds, all loose skin and saggy old man tits, and thinking "yeah I'm glad I dedicated like 30yrs of my life to looking muscular" ?

Like I'm all for maintaining a reasonable level of fitness because it only takes a few hours a week and makes the rest of your life more enjoyable. Beyond a certain point though it starts detracting from your life and becoming an end unto itself.

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May 6, 2007

JOHN SKELETON posted:

Google Theory of Mind, might be useful to you

Look maybe the criticism doesn't fully fit to those guys, what they're doing approaches art form so whatever. But all the hardcore fitness buffs I know are motivated by anxiety, not enjoyment of the activity.

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May 6, 2007

No no, let's try some calming gifs







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May 6, 2007

And now back to anxiety:

https://i.imgur.com/5I0i0J6.gifv

(Sound on but be warned that it's loud)

it's vicar amelia

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May 6, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

I hope that text says you know you could be doing literally anything else right?

e:f, b

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May 6, 2007

marshmallow creep posted:

Yep. She is clearly looking at the parent like "Did I do it right?"

Nah that's just what toddlers do. Mine gives me the same look as he slaps me in the face over some injustice like having to come inside for dinner, and he's never been hit in his life.

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May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/DwptUBV.gifv

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