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jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yy4081M.gifv

Team building exercises have come a long way.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 01:20

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:38

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Sanzuo posted:

does this show hold up? should i watch it?

Yes and yes.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 11:40

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Is this why prisons in the USA are banning visitors to prisoners from using tampons?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 02:17

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

It was trapped, likely sedated and moved to a new location to be released. When they're waking up, they're disoriented, confused, and angry and may attack anything that seems out of the ordinary.

We get a lot of bear capture and releases near here and being out of access is really important because they WILL gently caress you up if they see you when they're in that state.

I understand it's worse if you are a kayak.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2018 06:15

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

LordArgh posted:

i recognize this as being somewhere in oslo, norway, where i live, but what the gently caress is he actually trying to do other than run into a metal pole?

Either race the tram or hop on the back of it?

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 22:41

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

SubNat posted:

Rocket launch, you can have one for a couple million usd, if you've got something to chuck into space.

(Sunlight from below the horizon reflects off the smoke and condensate of the rocket plume. )

War, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Well it makes pretty shows in the sky by taking advantage of the predawn light.

It just doesn't have the same ring to it.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 22:46

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Bert Roberge posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UGcusp7.mp4

So THATS how you are meant to wash your balls!

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 05:12

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/857778143825846272/pu/vid/638x360/XtWKw-vUmBi4uZC6.mp4

# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 06:24

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

That looks surreal.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 21:34

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

DaveKap posted:

The crazy part about such an insanely vertical video is that I was actually scrolling my browser up and down to follow the drone and it barely felt like I was moving around the gif.

Here you go, add this to your ViolentMonkey / TamperMonkey / whatever and fix that problem.

You'll need to remove the URL tags that SA adds to this

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name               shorter videos
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 04:10

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Sedge and Bee posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rcvc8ld.mp4

mp4, gifv's etc don't go in img tags. You can just be a lazy gently caress and paste in the URL.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 03:12

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

gleebster posted:

The guy on the left is winning.

It's playing in reverse.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2018 23:39

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

bike tory posted:

Ya there are only a tiny handful of spiders in the world that will actually gently caress you up, most of the ones that have venomous bites are no worse than a bee sting.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 06:24

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Azhais posted:

RIP Stan Lee

# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 21:15

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Azhais posted:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/XKYjR0Hsjh5cs/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095bedaf7d6e61566c2e731bd1

My kid could kick your kids rear end.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 21:17

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

gleebster posted:

More like a bed-stove, I think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_bed-stove

The description of that bed stove thing sounds like it's a stove with ducting that can be used to route heat / smoke from the stove under the bed / floor rather than a fire just under a bed. This looks more like a plain old mass heater.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 02:51

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

LifeSunDeath posted:

First off, why the hell can't i just set sound to always on for these .webm's? and Two, this dude seems pretty a'ight.

Think carefully what you're asking for here. If a page has 5 webm/gifv's on it then you're going to get 5 playing at once. It may not work out as well as what you would hope for.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 21:42

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

DaveKap posted:

At some point this becomes the "PYF short video" thread and not the "PYF gif" thread so the less we treat those like videos, the better.

gifv is still a gif. Fight me.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 22:47

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard posted:

I've long held a theory that the weirdest pornography for the weirdest weirdoes is so far removed from the realm of cognizance of the common man as to be completely unrecognizable for what it really is, even to its creators. Now and again I get the weirdest feeling I am looking at proof.

We here pushing the boundaries of what is / isn't porn have moved well beyond stuff even like this. Now we get down and dirty to bland everyday objects. A close personal friend of mine is currently masturbating to a cinder block with googly eyes stuck to the inside of the cavity.

This is what it means to be into the 'weird porn'.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 08:29

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Meatgrinder posted:

What on God's green Earth was that chocolate candy bar the size of a forearm?

That's a standard USA sized Snickers.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 22:39

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Lincoln posted:

What's the deal with the super-low-res vids that are twice the height of my monitor?

You don't have a tamper/violentmonkey style addon and the following code (strip the BB tags from it though or it won't work)

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name               shorter videos
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 20:15

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Robert Denby posted:

New Dark Souls is looking like rubbish.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 09:46

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Ghostpilot posted:

https://twitter.com/ThingsWork/status/995759127908503557

I'm the star farting as it finally dies.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 08:16

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Should have let him win that. Little bro earned it.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 02:15

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Stretch Marx posted:

He did. The shot hits off the handle of his paddle and lands back on the closer guy's side who then flubs the return.

I thought the shot was going in / hitting the edge of the table. Everything is right with the world if he missed then.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 04:01

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

How did Gumby get pregnant? He got some Goo on his Prickle.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 21:23

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard posted:

https://i.imgur.com/K19TjlF.mp4

Please don't dox me.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 08:58

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Dragonstoned posted:

One day there is going to be a market for bootleg sex doll/robots that are based off other people's IPs isn't there.

I mean I wonder if there already is some kind of "not ACTUALLY the celebrity (but it totally is)" brand for those real doll things.

Be careful what you wish for