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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


That seems rather tiring.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Roctavian posted:

Did they impound that truck for just... having a true statement written on it? There's lots of gay cops. Cops suck dick.

The license plate is rather obscured, probably to prevent camera recognition. That's a violation in itself, and I doubt the owner was particularly cooperative when questioned about it.

There's probably more to this story than the banner in the back window.

Ed: https://mcdowellnews.com/news/photo-of-marion-man-s-truck-goes-viral-driver-says/article_675685c6-fdb1-11e5-b5dd-c37715655714.html

quote:

The driver of the truck, Legend Deon Pressley, 20, of Hillbilly Heights, Marion, was arrested at the intersection of U.S. 70 West and U.S. 221 North Thursday around 6:30 p.m. for failure to appear on an outstanding warrant on a window tint violation, according to a report from the Marion Police Department.

Pressley told The McDowell News Friday he only had the sticker on for about five hours when he was stopped by police.

So the guy had excessive tinting on his windows, was cited for it, then failed to appear in court about it. Afterwards, he bought the window sticker, apparently to draw attention to himself and make sure he got arrested for failing to appear.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Robobot posted:

Sitting cross legged inside the cushions?

The way he makes sure the cloth billows way forward of the chair suggests that there's a trap door immediately in front of the chair.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Right click -> copy video link -> paste

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FreeAgedArcticduck-mobile.mp4

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


But he's unarmed. :confused:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/W3PleWv.mp4

Wolverines fighting. Males are supposedly extremely territorial.


SNIKT!

Go Blue!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Dam cow

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Darth TNT posted:

I never even knew Tuna could get that big

Yeah, how do they fit them in those little cans?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Zil posted:

But why? Why not just buy copper in ingots form instead of wire you just are going to cut?

I'd guess they're scrapping a transformer coil or something like that.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

freeedr posted:

I’ve been trying to get into the backrooms for years. Location?

Just off Bedford Avenue.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

The Lone Badger posted:

It's wearing shoes. I assume pavement is bad for duck feet in the long term?

It tends to give them flat feet.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


A very weir phenomenon.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Basic tricks you perform for your young nieces and nephews at Thanksgiving to make them scream in horror.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ICvfAo4Cp8&t=419s

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Azhais posted:

You ever have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Spill the wine, take that pearl.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


"The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year."

"This mall's got everything."

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Android Apocalypse posted:

There was a big stink in Portland raised by restaurants that food carts didn't have to adhere to the same rules since they didn't have a physical spot for folks to dine at (like requiring ADA access, bathroom regulations, and different sanitation rules).

Some food carts did get fined when they started building spots for people to sit & eat, so there's that.

Have a .gifmp4.

https://i.imgur.com/qclFOwd.mp4

I guess the secret sheep code doesn't work on goats.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

bike tory posted:

Apparently it depends on the tech in the camera, some would only show white spots but others would get this kind of noise effect

I think it's safe to assume all of these sorts of videos are faked until proven otherwise.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

muscles like this! posted:

From watching the video it seems like they're not very stable since if it loses tension at any point it collapses.

The gimmick is that it's all tension.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Man, this mall's got everything.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


For peat's sake

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Velocity Raptor posted:

That's a lot of pedalling for the speed he's going. Who would want this as a form of locomotion?

Someone who gets paid for views.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DaveKap posted:

Does anyone know how to make it so that the controls for mp4s are defaulted to showing in Chrome so I don't have to right click each time? I had something that did it and it stopped working and... I don't remember what the thing even was.

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2/27/2020, 11:56:31 PM
// ==/UserScript==

const fixVideos = setTimeout(function(){
  var videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
  for(var i = 0; i < videos.length; i++){
    videos[i].removeAttribute('loop');
    videos[i].controls = true;
    videos[i].pause();
    videos[i].currentTime = 0;
    videos[i].volume = 1;
    videos[i].muted = false;
  }
}, 500);

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

rydiafan posted:

I know this is unusual on this forum, but I'm not a coder and don't know what to do with that.

Print it out using a Canon inkjet printer, then cut it up into little pieces, place on a baking pan and roast it at 350°F for 20 minutes, then sprinkle it on shrimp for a special tempura seasoning.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Karia posted:

I see, I see. And where do I carry the printer afterwards?

You don't need to carry it anywhere. Deep fry it for a tasty side dish.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Man, after a shock like that I'd need a good drink.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

Sound on.
https://i.imgur.com/K2tWvtx.mp4

E: I'm real bad at posting links, lads and ladettes. Should work now.

right click -> copy video link -> paste

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

The 1933 version is awesome just for its cast:
Gary Cooper - The White Knight
W.C. Fields - Humpty Dumpty
Sterling Holloway (the voice of Winnie the Pooh) - Frog
and Cary Grant as the Mock Turtle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc5ahXLbHk4

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Indecisive posted:

its fake, you can tell because water doesn't do that

It's also watermarked with "romthirty", a visual effects company.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Unperson_47 posted:

She grabs and pinches her dress each time it happens so maybe there is a button or something that activates it?

edit: nope, I'm just an idiot; she doesn't do that the first time.

I think it's the necklace. She's moving her hands around a lot to disguise it, but it's left hand first time, right hand second.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Any relation to Karl?

Karl refused to be related to anyone who was willing to be related to him.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Pretty sure it's a Goliath Tigerfish, native to Congo.

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