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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MazelTovCocktail posted:

So what are people drinking today... besides piss?

I'm starting off with a Pumking but also I don't think the president watches football anymore?

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Quiet Feet posted:

Ho ho

Hey hey

I'm gonna root for the Bills today.

Good man. May their win be swift and large.

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
domt drink alcohol

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Quiet Feet posted:

Ho ho

Hey hey

I'm gonna root for the Bills today.

Yikes

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Why do you nerds always, every single year, bet against the Steelers?

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Why do you nerds always, every single year, bet against the Steelers?

its been 10 years simce they made the SB amd they are bad

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol Gene Sarratore, CBS's new ref guy, came out on set in a suit jacket absurdly big on him.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

DaFrugalGamer posted:

its been 10 years simce they made the SB amd they are bad

Theyre certainly better than the Seahawks

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
gonna lol when the browns win

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

DaFrugalGamer posted:

its been 10 years simce they made the SB amd they are bad

Counterpoint the Browns have won once on opening day since 1999.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So did the Seahawks go out and get an offensive line?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Football doesnt start tomorrow until 10:15est but I suppose everyone can open their presents early

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Bigass Moth posted:

Counterpoint the Browns have won once on opening day since 1999.

Means they’re due.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

axeil posted:

gonna lol when the browns win

I want video evidence of the bud light beer fridges opening

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So did the Seahawks go out and get an offensive line?

They went out and poo poo all over their QB, does that count

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/realtroybrown80/status/1038822818044162048?s=21

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Seahawks are good

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
TOM BARDY DIES TODAY

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Blitz7x posted:

I want video evidence of the bud light beer fridges opening

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I am not drinking as I am hung over and need to be vaguely human tomorrow

The Dolphins will undoubtedly test my resolve.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

GET loving HYPE GENTLEMEN

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm only watching the nfl this season to check for touchdowns

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the terry bradshaw puppet looks like a fuckin albino

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Blitz7x posted:

I want video evidence of the bud light beer fridges opening

They’re gonna smash the glass.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I look forward to going to work tomorrow morning hungover and with the shame of being the fan of a losing team -- the Miami Dolphins

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blitz7x posted:

I want video evidence of the bud light beer fridges opening

We doing an over/under on the death toll?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
His is the 1st Sunday opening season game I’m watching on the East Coast in over 10 years. It was weird flipping on the tv at 10am & not seeing football.

At least I did laundry & cleaned the house in the interim.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

axeil posted:

gonna lol when the browns win

I've seen the Steelers have 8 TOs vs the Browns in recent memory, so I am prepared for a loss. I just don't get the unwarranted confidence in the Browns, especially knowing most of you watched Hard Knocks, and ostensibly know they're still a trainwreck

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Week 1 TFF Game Threads:

1k or Bust:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3867975
Pick a group of guys who will combined get you to 1000 yards for the weekend.

Kicker Eliminator:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3867851
Pick a single kicker each week. If he makes all his kicks, keep picking next week.

Regular Eliminator + Funbucks Betting + Pickem
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3867860
Catch all TFF Site for various ways to show you are smarter than each other.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Browns are way more talented now, so after they go like 1-7 and fire Hue and Gregg Williams and promote Todd Haley and end up winning 6-7 games.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Can’t wait to get unbelievably angry when our linebackers get toasted all day again.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

I've seen the Steelers have 8 TOs vs the Browns in recent memory, so I am prepared for a loss. I just don't get the unwarranted confidence in the Browns, especially knowing most of you watched Hard Knocks, and ostensibly know they're still a trainwreck

:thejoke:

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Come on Ravens. This Peterman guy looks pretty garbage. If you can't win this just pack it in and forfeit the season.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

MazelTovCocktail posted:

We doing an over/under on the death toll?

i say over 20, but that's just from fentanyl... what they really need are vending machines full of narcan that will unlock if the browns win

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

ready for the bills !!! got my bar, my beer, left my disappointment at home

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

FAIR ENOUGH NOW GIVE ME MY BALL I"M GOING HOME

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spoondick posted:

i say over 20, but that's just from fentanyl... what they really need are vending machines full of narcan that will unlock if the browns win

In fairness they probably need them at any time.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
My wife scheduled us to meet with our realtor about house stuff in an hour.

Congratulate me on my divorce.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
week 1 comedy potential (go bucs)

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
go the texans imo

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