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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

500excf type r posted:

Retarded glaciers should also count

You are retreated.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
No matter how slow the weather it still counts.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Platystemon posted:

You are retreated.

Retreat gives agency to the glaciers and removes responsibility from man made climate change. Glaciers were advancing until the industrial revolution ended the little ice age causing massive amounts of retardation for centuries

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

500excf type r posted:

causing massive amounts of retardation for centuries

I thought that was the lead

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

it hailed so much yesterday that people driving uphill were having a hard time. just drank coffee and watched traffic out the window

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
its loving hot out wtf

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Of course it's hot outside. That's summer forcha

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Let's rename the seasons

Right now we're in Typhodespair, the season where the winds bring sadness

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

It's colder then it's been the entire winter so far

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


it's cold! it's hot!

make up your loving MINDS

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

titty_baby_ posted:

It's colder then it's been the entire winter so far

I scream "where's gorebull warming!?" as I melt.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Climate‐proof pelican state :smugdog:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


a strawberry spring!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


who doesn't love spring? be happy!

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

who doesn't love spring? be happy!
I guess spring is kind of nice after a long, cold winter. But it's already been spring in the Great Lakes since like December.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Spring is a time for slowly waking up after having a nice restful hibernation through winter.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


and that's now! hooray!!!!

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

a strawberry spring!

Don’t open your trunk!

The ornamental cherries up here are starting to open but otherwise things are mostly just buds still, it’s been too gd cold with slushy (non-sticking) snowstorms periodically for the last week

It’s weird because usually I don’t care but I planted several trees and shrubs last spring and I’m eagerly waiting to see how they did over winter

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

and that's now! hooray!!!!

you know what they say: March showers bring April freezes!!

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Platystemon posted:

Weather is when fluids do stuff.

Wind is weather.

Rain is weather.

Magma is weather.

Glacial advance is weather.

Sunspots are weather.

Hydrology is weather.
doesn't that mean tornados are not weather

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


SixteenShells posted:

doesn't that mean tornados are not weather

gases are fluids

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

Hooplah posted:

gases are fluids

no i refuse

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Landslides are weather.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
weather is weather

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





my loose bowels are weather

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Hooplah posted:

gases are fluids

The visible portion is liquid droplets, so it tracks

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

George H.W. oval office posted:

my loose bowels are weather

chocolate rain

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

no loads refused

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Dropping loads

https://twitter.com/UCB_CSSL/status/1764704561087078481

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

no loads refused

god drat it

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
lol gently caress accuweather 31 day forecast for sky conditions

https://gizmodo.com/solar-eclipse-2024-weather-forecast-clouds-texas-1851320218

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Someone needs to edit that and make the line black with the legend only reading: "Areas where people will experience some length of totality whether the loving sun is out or not."

While it's neat to be able to look up at a completely blocked out sun, it's not the main draw.

I'm going to Buffalo to see it, and there's a good chance it'll be cloudy. I don't care, as I got to see the annular eclipse in San Antonio last October, and that's one that needs to be directly witnessed to be fully enjoyed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Totality is special.

Travel to see it if you can.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I'm gonna hike to the top of a mountain in hawaii and see it right after sunrise, even though it's just partial

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


BIG HEADLINE posted:

Someone needs to edit that and make the line black with the legend only reading: "Areas where people will experience some length of totality whether the loving sun is out or not."

While it's neat to be able to look up at a completely blocked out sun, it's not the main draw.

I'm going to Buffalo to see it, and there's a good chance it'll be cloudy. I don't care, as I got to see the annular eclipse in San Antonio last October, and that's one that needs to be directly witnessed to be fully enjoyed.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/annular-solar-eclipse.html

quote:

An annular solar eclipse happens when the Moon covers the Sun's center, leaving the Sun's visible outer edges to form a “ring of fire” or annulus around the Moon.

Lmao science freaks are just making poo poo up at this point

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1766560983391109571

Pineapple express is weather.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
structure fires are weather

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I turn to my wife for comfort

she is weather

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Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Who would have thought stoners pouring tonnes of ethanol around could go bad.

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