PYF beginnings to sentences that cannot possibly end well

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Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

الله

# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:53

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Jolo: Jun 4, 2007; ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Well, we bought a raccoon for a pet because

# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:53

Jolo: Jun 4, 2007; ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I'd never punch a child, but you have to understand...

# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:54

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just like in my favorite anime,

# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:54

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

According to police,

# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:56

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

So Grandma's on twitter now

# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:56

Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

Don't take this the wrong way

I'm not being funny, but

# ? Sep 12, 2018 13:58

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

As the founder of comedy website Something Awful, I

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:02

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

As a lover of animals, Hitler

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:03

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

This is not a sales call. The factory warranty on your vehicle

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:08

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

We the people

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:08

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Hello dear sir

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:09

Barudak: May 7, 2007

No disrespect,

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:10

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Do you have stairs

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:11

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�m permabanned poster Ni

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:22

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Well, the bible says

So I just came back from X

X=country of choice.

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:29

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

I have lots of black friends and

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:32

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

My penis cannot

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:35

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

find me on reddit at

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:39

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

PYF beginnings to sentences that

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:44

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Welcome back to my let's play

# ? Sep 12, 2018 14:47

Jolo: Jun 4, 2007; ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Now I'm going to explain the a half 'A' press...

# ? Sep 12, 2018 15:12

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

*looks over both shoulders*

# ? Sep 12, 2018 15:14

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

also how has "hold my beer" not made it in here yet?

# ? Sep 12, 2018 15:14

Ruflux: Jun 16, 2012

Whereas

# ? Sep 12, 2018 15:31

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Polyamory is

# ? Sep 12, 2018 15:34

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

the best thing about america is

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burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

Son, here�s the thing about genitals,

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:08

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

remember that 3 day time frame we were supposed to wait before having unprotected sex

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:11

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I hosed your...

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:20

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Tonight on CBS

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:27

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Back in my glue sniffing days I'd

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:29

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Speaking as a furry,

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:30

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

I take painkillers for my

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:31

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States...

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:42

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Dropping the nuclear bombs on Japan actually saved

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:52

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

Away all Goats posted:

I'm not racist but

I'm one of the most bleeding heart liberals you'll ever meet but

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:57

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

As a mother,

# ? Sep 12, 2018 16:58

Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

I know it's your day off,

# ? Sep 12, 2018 17:01

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Hey you're good with computers

# ? Sep 12, 2018 17:02

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