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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > Apple Special Event 2018 Live thread:
 
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Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

 We threw hundreds of grandmothers down the stairs to ensure accuracy with series 4 fall detection.

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Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This is an excellent opportunity for a demonstration.

Missed opportunity for guest speaker Chevy Chase

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Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

Binary Badger posted:

apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG

ZZZZZZAAAAARRRRGGGKKKKK ok im up

Then you'd have to buy two watches.

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Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

 The A12 Bionic machine learning can now prevent NPCs from interrupting cutscenes.

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Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

 Has any AR app had success that wouldn't work just as well without it (Pokemon Go)?

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Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

 Extremely solid snake voice: Liquid retina?!

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