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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Post here for your anger and fist shaking!

Live stream link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=makqhq_uzNY

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2018/

FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Sep 12, 2018

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
This apple watch better be round or I will be sad (lol it will never be round)

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Binary Badger posted:

next gen of Apple Watch can generate a smoke screen? Not terribly useful

True Batman mode

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
We created 10 new watch faces and overcomplicated it!

* Third party watch faces not available.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

MarcusSA posted:

Show me the workout poo poo. I need more monitors on my wrist.

Same

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Actually.. That's pretty drat cool.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Binary Badger posted:

YOUR HEART stopped 21 minutes ago, pay for funeral services?

Funeral services now available with Apple pay!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Were like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch.

New feature idea for watch series 10: Shove it up your rear end and it will give you a fecal readout.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

KidDynamite posted:

who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting?

That's super high yeah.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Splinter posted:

I'm here for the Mac Minis

tim plz

LOL

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Get ready! iPhone time! (I hope)

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
IP68, about god damned time.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol the screen is so big it activates the tablet mode of some apps.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Boris Galerkin posted:

Apple iPhone X[s] Max

Next year:

Apple iPhone XI Max Pro-gold extreme value edition 2019+ Enterprise edition.

Or the AiPXIMPGEVE2k19E+

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

AlternateAccount posted:

This is bad. It would have been better to go with:

iPhone X[s]
iPhone X[s] Big Fucker

BFP

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Fun fact:

The SD855 is supposed to be as fast as the A11.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

I am absolutely getting the maxiest max phone

But then what about next year when your phone is outclassed by the Maxiest-max-max phone? :confused:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Rirse posted:

So is there a non-celluar Apple Watch 4?

Yes

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

KidDynamite posted:

they beat intel to 7nm?

Lol intel is still at 14 for the last 3 generations.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

OldSenileGuy posted:

no joke i feel so bad for anyone that has that piece of poo poo garbage a11 bionic chip

sad!

I prefer owners that has a12 chips

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol This is actually pretty cool.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

mattfl posted:

Someone is going to write a golf swing app that does similar and it's going to kill!

I demand one for bowling

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

mattfl posted:

That, would actually be really useful and not much different than the basketball one as far as tracking arm/hand movements

Yeah, I'm hovering around ~200 right now, but to get better I really would need a coach. The problem is, there aren't really any two handed coaches. :smith:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

AlternateAccount posted:

deeper... pixels....??

Probably marketing speak for higher bit rate?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

AlternateAccount posted:

It really is, no goofin. How in the poo poo does it even do that? Is it fakery?

I think the Note8 and 9 can do that as well.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
30 minutes longer! Wrap it up X failures. :smug:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
It's me, I'm the 3 inch lift on the sneakers.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Iphone SE frame in the background!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

logikv9 posted:

all those apple factories now run on clean energy, except for foxconn they aren't apple

They put up suicide nets years ago? :confused:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Now THAT'S what I call a camera wart!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
No 3d touch? Rofl

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

TheWevel posted:

lol why doesn't it have 3d touch? they've been doing 3d touch on LCDs for like 5 years now...surely its cheap to add

Poor people don't deserve nice things.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

nwin posted:

So is the differences between the 10Xr and the 10Xs basically:

Screen size and type
Cameras

....?

It seems like the chip inside is the same?

And 3D touch.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
I'm thinking the Xs is the sweet spot. I don't particularly like BFP's.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Xabi posted:

6.1" is ipad land IMO

Considering it triggers iPad mode for a bunch of apps, yeah.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
$750 WTF

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
only a benji to move to the MAX?
Hmmmm.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

logikv9 posted:

laptop or smartphone, such a difficult choice clearly

Lol, what are you? Some kind of poor? I'm going to buy the XS and use it along side my MacBook Pro i9/32/512 That work bought :smug:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

EL BROMANCE posted:

Virtually nobody is stupid enough to buy a HomePod, Tim. Definitely nobody is stupid enough to buy two.

I have one, it's awesome.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I really wanted one until I found out you had to scream at Siri to do things on it

I bought a Sonos 5 and its loving awesome 😎

It's airplay compatible? I rarely yell at it.

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