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Apple Watch: now 20% more ominous
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Sep 12, 2018 18:11
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just put everything on the watchface why not
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Sep 12, 2018 18:12
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I forget to breathe all the time thanks tim
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Sep 12, 2018 18:15
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when your body is turned into jam because of the high g forces you'll get a notification on your watch
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Sep 12, 2018 18:18
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looking forward to millions of tech illiterate grandmas getting complicated smart watches that need to be charged regularly instead of a standard lifealert system because their kids don't want to pay for the subscription
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Sep 12, 2018 18:20
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lol professional EKGs have lovely automatic reads more than half the time, looking forward to the watch telling you you're fine as your heart self destructs
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Sep 12, 2018 18:22
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don't tell me it can only differenciate NSR vs afib
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Sep 12, 2018 18:23
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i loving love squiggly lines
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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FDA *goes loving insane*
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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hell yeah privacy eat our dick google
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Sep 12, 2018 18:28
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we make the screen bigger and it's slightly thinner, and is a dramatic redesign that cannot be beaten ever
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Sep 12, 2018 18:30
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series 5 integrates Theranos technology to do blood tests twice a day
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Sep 12, 2018 18:33
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ok grandma remember to wear this and charge it everyday. the side button goes home and the crown does this, no that's the crown and this is the button.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:36
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Life alert but an app instead
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Sep 12, 2018 18:36
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lol iPhone Ten S
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Sep 12, 2018 18:39
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it's gonna shatter bigly with drops
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Sep 12, 2018 18:40
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god the hugephone looks so loving good
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Sep 12, 2018 18:42
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nerdrum posted:Holy poo poo, 120hz for everything. hoooooooly gently caress
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Sep 12, 2018 18:43
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iphone internals have always owned
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Sep 12, 2018 18:46
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apple is bad at AI poo poo
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Sep 12, 2018 18:47
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it's not the same 7nm I think
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Sep 12, 2018 18:49
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that's pretty loving fast
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Sep 12, 2018 18:51
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nine times
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Sep 12, 2018 18:53
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lol what the gently caress other phones have done this for years
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Sep 12, 2018 19:14
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lol 30 min longer
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Sep 12, 2018 19:17
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I love my china phone
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Sep 12, 2018 19:17
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all those apple factories now run on clean energy, except for foxconn they aren't apple
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Sep 12, 2018 19:21
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ah poo poo no more Blood Crystals for the iphone
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Sep 12, 2018 19:22
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lol durability
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Sep 12, 2018 19:24
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iphone xer
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Sep 12, 2018 19:27
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liquid retina is stupid as poo poo
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Sep 12, 2018 19:29
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he's teaching poors right now how to use Rich People Phone
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Sep 12, 2018 19:30
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ooh look you can swipe and it has colors,
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Sep 12, 2018 19:30
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Xs Max owns
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Sep 12, 2018 19:35
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ahaha the loving prices
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Sep 12, 2018 19:40
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laptop or smartphone, such a difficult choice clearly
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