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KidDynamite posted:who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting? Mine is like 78 during the day, and about 50-60 when in bed
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:28 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:53 |
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Binary Badger posted:Oh geez get the gently caress off the screen Jony What *has heart attack, dies because of no Apple Watch series 4*
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:30 |
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KidDynamite posted:maybe like increase the battery life instead of giving me all this mildly useful poo poo Or an always on screen
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:32 |
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I know they use hip young athletes to advertise these but this is the most boomer presentation... watches... Hermes gold bands... heart monitors...
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:35 |
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logikv9 posted:ok grandma remember to wear this and charge it everyday. the side button goes home and the crown does this, no that's the crown and this is the button. No, your iCloud password... we need it to unlock the phone... what do you mean you synced it with grandpas phone
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:36 |
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AlternateAccount posted:Tim Cook's drawl makes the word TEN two syllables and it drives me loving nuts. His coached fake enthusiasm is even worse this year
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:38 |
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How TIM, HOW How did you make an iPhone that is not less advanced than last years???
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:40 |
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This is the iPhone ten rear end
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:40 |
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We tested it with all sorts of fluids... cum, juice, tea,dev tears
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:42 |
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AlternateAccount posted:How long has it been since we've had our hair blown back by a ONE MORE THING that came out of loving nowhere? When did Steve die?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 18:57 |
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Snuffman posted:Apple employees have lots of pretty friends. When you’re rich as gently caress you tend to attract models
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:15 |
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Electric Bugaloo posted:Just get one and if you don’t like it return it. My S3 is totally inessential but I also like it a lot and find myself using it for poo poo all the time. *gives you a mega swirly*
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:19 |
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Bring out Lisa
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:20 |
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logikv9 posted:all those apple factories now run on clean energy, except for foxconn they aren't apple I mean humans are 100% recyclable
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:23 |
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iPhone R(etarded)
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:28 |
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ratbert90 posted:No 3d touch? Rofl Goddamn it Tim
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:30 |
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Rip Touch ID forever
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:34 |
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IUG posted:Buying one of these. I just hope they double the storage. No one ever programmed for the 3D touch anyways. Don’t talk to me or my 3D Touch enabled iPhone ever again
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:35 |
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AlternateAccount posted:HERE'S SOME VIDEO OF PLACES YOUR POOR NON 3D TOUCH HAVIN' rear end COULD NEVER AFFORD TO GO With beautiful friends who would never socialize with you doing things you couldn’t
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:38 |
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Something Offal posted:Only difference between XS and XS Max is the screen size, is that correct? De Max has hdr I think, also it will make you look like a small child
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:39 |
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Here come the ipads! No? Maybe?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:42 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Virtually nobody is stupid enough to buy a HomePod, Tim. Definitely nobody is stupid enough to buy two. I really wanted one until I found out you had to scream at Siri to do things on it I bought a Sonos 5 and it’s loving awesome 😎
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:44 |
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No new iPads I guess ?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:44 |
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AlternateAccount posted:omfg how many red bulls does Tim have to chug to fake this much enthusiasm this badly? Tim, for every emotion you can successfully fake we receive up to.00003% boost to stock Timbot sighs
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:46 |
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Looke posted:that was pretty shite
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 19:56 |
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Xabi posted:Who the gently caress needs 512 gb anyway? My ASMR videos can go on for a long time, at 1080p it adds up Comfy Fleece Sweater fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Sep 12, 2018 |
# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 20:01 |
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64bit_Dophins posted:Wait did the original X not have 3D Touch? Seriously? The iPhone X has 3D Touch
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 23:07 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:53 |
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MarcusSA posted:Apparently it’s really loving hard if like the biggest tech company in the world can’t get it to work LMAO. Maybe this loving idiot Tim will finally learn to not announce things before they’re at least in prototype stage Same poo poo happened with AirPods and HomePod although at least those were eventually released
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 18:35 |