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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


ratbert90 posted:

This apple watch better be round or I will be sad (lol it will never be round)

Pentagon shape.

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Jul 3, 2002


TyrantWD posted:

Apple need to get carriers to stop charging a monthly fee for cellular watch use.

Cellular will never let this happen.

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Jul 3, 2002


Binary Badger posted:

What the hell else can we tack onto your wrist?

Hidden blade.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Screen curves/edges look good.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:lol: 8 complications.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Hell yeah new modular face.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:lol: what the gently caress is this.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


logikv9 posted:

I forget to breathe all the time thanks tim

Manual breathing is the rage in 2018.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Series 4 bombards your wrist with radio waves.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Apple Watch can warn you about the stairs as you fall endlessly.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This is an excellent opportunity for a demonstration.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


We’re like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


KidDynamite posted:

why is there so much clapping for the electrodes?

Science!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Clapping at the FDA lmao

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Does it still have a 1 hour LTE talk time?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


gently caress yes Jony Ive narration time.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Series 5 will have a defibrillator.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bands live another generation.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Binary Badger posted:

Oh come on why would I even buy a Series 3 now

It’s a good watch, Badger.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


logikv9 posted:

lol iPhone Ten S

The big one is the iPhone ten SS

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Doesn’t cover lava or acid pools.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Thwomp posted:

The S Max is gonna cost $1200 isn't it?

For the base model, sure.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Give them pencil support, you cowards!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


OldSenileGuy posted:

Wait, did I just see that the Xs doesn't get HDR and Dolby Vision? That's limited to XsMax?? WTF

Steve smiles from above.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I can’t bring myself to buy the big fucker phone. X is already the perfect size.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TyrantWD posted:

The Gold Xs Max will be sold out at 3:00:01 EST.

AUP hosed up for me for 10 minutes and it put me back 2 weeks from launch last year so yeah that sounds about right.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I have no idea what any of this means.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


GIVE ME SKYRIM

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I’m the giant 5 foot tall spider hanging by the bridge doing nothing.

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Jul 3, 2002


mattfl posted:

Pre-order an iOS game? Uhh what?! lol

That’s been a thing for like 2 years.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This is neat.

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Jul 3, 2002


logikv9 posted:

lol what the gently caress other phones have done this for years

The gently caress see you talking about the other iPhones didn’t do this and last I checked no other phones exist.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


i can't believe my iphone x has been a piece of poo poo all this time.

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Jul 3, 2002


I already forgot they still have the piece of poo poo model to announce.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Movie idea: brave little toaster sequel where Daisy murders the iPhone protagonist.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


All hail the notch

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Jul 3, 2002


willroc7 posted:

Aerospace not surgical grade steel? Hot. Garbage.

Apple cutting m into Musk’s supply lines

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TheWevel posted:

lol why doesn't it have 3d touch? they've been doing 3d touch on LCDs for like 5 years now...surely its cheap to add

Only way this makes sense is if this thing starts at like $500.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Boris Galerkin posted:

If it has the same A12 Bionic and faceid array and camera as iPhone X[s] is the only difference just the screen?

Screen, camera, body material.

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Jul 3, 2002


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Rip Touch ID forever

I'm glad for it.

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