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ShoogaSlim posted:needs an iconic look iconic is not necessarily positive, so you might be right.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:07
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LOL that awful face is the official poo poo now. Gross.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:11
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Ultraviolet index, yes. For people that care... about that.... like... skin cancer survivors I guess?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:13
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PaganGoatPants posted:Why are they called "complications?" That's what the little bits are called in mechanical watches.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:13
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KidDynamite posted:why is there so much clapping for the electrodes? Because the presentation paused for it and the theater is full of lemmings?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:25
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Tim Cook's drawl makes the word TEN two syllables and it drives me loving nuts.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:37
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The iPhone ________ is the most advanced iPhone we've ever made!! This mad lib needs to be retired.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:39
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Also, the EDGE TO EDGE screen thing is maybe the biggest fib Apple has ever told. Actual edge to edge screen phones exist and they dont look like that.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:40
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Doesn’t cover lava or acid pools. Or mung.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:41
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Boris Galerkin posted:Apple iPhone X[s] Max This is bad. It would have been better to go with: iPhone X[s] iPhone X[s] Big Fucker
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Sep 12, 2018 18:45
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EL BROMANCE posted:Love to watch the most recent movie Lego Batman on my phone. I'd like a graph of the spike in SHILLer's bank account right after those words were spoken.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:45
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I am iPhone Decimus Maximus, and I will have your wallet in this refresh cycle or the next.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:49
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TheWevel posted:ar is stupid, no one has ever shown something useful that it can do 1000x this.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:55
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How long has it been since we've had our hair blown back by a ONE MORE THING that came out of loving nowhere?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:55
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LOL at this guy pretending like he's playing this live on stage.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:57
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:When did Steve die? Yeah, that's kind of what I am getting at. I feel like you could basically generate these events procedurally at this point with about six lines of code.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:58
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Gaming on phones that isn't bullshit city builder or game-boy grade candy crush type poo poo is such a waste of time. *development time
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Sep 12, 2018 18:59
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Oh good another loving AR demo just like last year no one gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Sep 12, 2018 19:03
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Until POKEMON AR BATTLES comes into existence, this will never be a thing. Once it does, it will be an obnoxiously huge loving thing.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:04
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Snuffman posted:Did that AR game from last year ever come out?? Does it matter?
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Sep 12, 2018 19:04
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deeper... pixels....??
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Sep 12, 2018 19:07
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KidDynamite posted:adjusting depth of field on the fly is loving sick It really is, no goofin. How in the poo poo does it even do that? Is it fakery?
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Sep 12, 2018 19:13
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EoRaptor posted:Nah, just a lightfield sensor somewhere. Lytro has been doing this type of thing for a while. Ah I remember that thing.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:18
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*desperately fumbling for fast forward button, I need to go get a burger*
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Sep 12, 2018 19:19
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This segment's production is the biggest waste of money in Apple's entire budget. Sum it up in a one-pager press release, no one gives a poo poo.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:21
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Oh good, the plebPhone
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Sep 12, 2018 19:26
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Bright colors to attract simple minds with low incomes!
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Sep 12, 2018 19:26
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The iPhone Ten-R. If you can come up with a tenner, we'll throw one at your poor rear end.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:27
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EDGE-TO-EDGE SCREEN LIE AGAIN RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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Sep 12, 2018 19:27
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Schiller is such a loving nerd. Like dude has no sense of what cool is. You can totally imagine him saying "Hey check out these cool New Balances I got down at the Payless!"
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Sep 12, 2018 19:28
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RIP home button 2018
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Sep 12, 2018 19:29
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The phone wart is such a loving engineering fail. yeah yeah physics, whatever, it's poo poo.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:31
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Electric Bugaloo posted:Apple is run by a group of Coldplay Dads and has been since like 2001. Except worse because these guys actually know Coldplay. It's no worse than Steve bringing out U2. Well, ok, it is, but still.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:32
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The gap between OLED and LCD is a big loving deal. gently caress Face ID, a really good OLED screen is the proper iPhone X differentiator.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:33
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Wait, why don't we just call it the IPHONE X_S(EXCESS)
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Sep 12, 2018 19:34
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Oh thank god, no Beryllium in the screen. *fans self*
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Sep 12, 2018 19:34
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Jony Ive's Bag Of Tricks is the same as my dog's undertail region: An empty sack.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:36
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HERE'S A VIDEO FOR JONY IVE TO READ OUT LOUD OVER AND PUT YOU TO SLEEP TO
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Sep 12, 2018 19:37
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HERE'S SOME VIDEO OF PLACES YOUR POOR NON 3D TOUCH HAVIN' rear end COULD NEVER AFFORD TO GO
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Sep 12, 2018 19:37
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