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What the hell else can we tack onto your wrist? Ugh make a WiFi only watch man
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next gen of Apple Watch can generate a smoke screen? Not terribly useful
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Sep 12, 2018 18:11
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I need my watch to be bigger so I can use it as an offensive weapon (once again the blade, but pointed AWAY from the user)
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Sep 12, 2018 18:13
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YOU DIED 34 minutes ago
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Sep 12, 2018 18:14
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I need the water face for when I'm on line for the bathroom
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Sep 12, 2018 18:15
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WHERE'S MY GLUCOSE SENSOR TIM need it for my morbidly obese rear end to remind me to hit the insulin pump can't wait until I fall into a coma first
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Sep 12, 2018 18:17
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YOU FELL 32 minutes ago YOU DIED 32.5 minutes ago
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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IVE FALLEN but my watch is calling the local Pizza Hut to make sure I'm even deader
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Sep 12, 2018 18:20
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YOUR HEART stopped 21 minutes ago, pay for funeral services?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:21
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We're gonna give Dr. Igor a mild electric shock to test the Apple Watch Yo Iggy get up it's not funny
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Sep 12, 2018 18:24
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apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG ZZZZZZAAAAARRRRGGGKKKKK ok im up
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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whats all that swirly poo poo inside my heart no wonder im hosed up
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Sep 12, 2018 18:27
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Oh geez get the gently caress off the screen Jony you suck and you design suck
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Sep 12, 2018 18:30
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Watch runs 2X faster same battery life looks like a push to me
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Sep 12, 2018 18:32
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Oh come on why would I even buy a Series 3 now
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Sep 12, 2018 18:34
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Apple spends more time making videos of their products than they actually do making their products
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Sep 12, 2018 18:36
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Rirse posted:At this rate I am expecting they just add a option to keep the watch charged with your body energy. im still wondering whatever happened to fuel cells have the watch run off the sweat you generate trying to fill up those pavlovian rings or whatever
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Sep 12, 2018 18:38
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hey phil where's hair force one
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Sep 12, 2018 18:39
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when jesus drops his phone
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Sep 12, 2018 18:40
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phaser banks and photon torpedoes all in the notch
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Sep 12, 2018 18:45
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oh yeah we adopted the same NVMe raiding in the rmbp to make the phone faster
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Sep 12, 2018 18:46
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neural engine hooks up to your brain GPU hooks up to your eyeballs no more need for a screen
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Sep 12, 2018 18:48
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once again all technology does is make it easier to enjoy porn
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Sep 12, 2018 18:49
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Bow wow meow san carlos sounds like a new vapowave group
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Sep 12, 2018 18:51
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LOL at quick shot of hair force one in shadow
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Sep 12, 2018 18:53
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A12 Bionic - still not fast enough for x86 emulation
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Sep 12, 2018 18:55
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this is all so Jony can have that AR BDSM dungeon game he's always wanted
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Sep 12, 2018 18:57
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use with the Apple Watch 4 so you can feel Giant Forest Spider injecting poison directly into your veins
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Sep 12, 2018 18:58
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so you can use this technology in a dating app to see how many times you strike out in one night?
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Sep 12, 2018 19:02
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and steve soderburgh so loving cheap doing all his movies on iPhones why dontcha mention that phil
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Sep 12, 2018 19:07
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MarcusSA posted:I'm throwing my A11 in the trash its loving garbage.
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Sep 12, 2018 19:12
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this is an awful lot of philsplaining to do for a goddamn camera
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Sep 12, 2018 19:13
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WTF post processing live bokeh?!
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Sep 12, 2018 19:14
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so how fast will Google copy this for the Pixel 4
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Sep 12, 2018 19:15
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EoRaptor posted:Nah, just a lightfield sensor somewhere. Lytro has been doing this type of thing for a while. Lytro also is effectively gone, out of business since May of this year, absorbed into Google and no one will continue any Lytro work
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Looks like the XR is single lens only, the XS/Max has the dual lens
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Sep 12, 2018 19:40
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