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 . . . Unquenched, unquenchable, Around, within, thy heart shall dwell; Nor ear can hear nor tongue can tell The tortures of that inward hell!  But first, on earth as vampire sent, Thy corse shall from its tomb be rent: Then ghastly haunt thy native place, And suck the blood of all thy race;  There from thy daughter, sister, wife, At midnight drain the stream of life; Yet loathe the banquet which perforce Must feed thy livid living corse:  Thy victims ere they yet expire Shall know the demon for their sire, As cursing thee, thou cursing them, Thy flowers are withered on the stem.  But one that for thy crime must fall, The youngest, most beloved of all, Shall bless thee with a father’s name — That word shall wrap thy heart in flame!  Yet must thou end thy task, and mark Her cheek’s last tinge, her eye’s last spark, And the last glassy glance must view Which freezes o’er its lifeless blue;  Then with unhallowed hand shalt tear The tresses of her yellow hair, Of which in life a lock when shorn Affection’s fondest pledge was worn, But now is borne away by thee, Memorial of thine agony!  I will be posting more photos throughout the day, and the days to come. I have 110 more to share... Also, here is a link to PNGIMG as a handy resource for everyone. PNGIMG could probably be a shop thread on its own. Maybe when this one runs the course. 
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Hey! It’s that most wonderful time of the year!
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Sep 14, 2018 18:11
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So is September officially been consumed by October, which has itself become consumed by Halloween?
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Sep 14, 2018 18:16
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in before the two guys who always get really mad that these threads exist start shitposting
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Sep 14, 2018 18:20
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It's back! It's back! 
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Sep 14, 2018 18:22
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:in before the two guys who always get really mad that these threads exist start shitposting Wait, what is there to get mad about?
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Sep 14, 2018 18:24
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I wish there were more pics of people who have planned their reactions to this ahead of time. I remember seeing the car and headlights come at you (which is where these pics are taken) and I was a kid like 2 decades ago or around there. if i went to see this again I would prepare something ahead of time. Maybe i could give the camera an O face while choking a rubber chicken sticking out of my pants fly or something. The parents there would no doubt love it
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Sep 14, 2018 18:33
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Before anyone asks: they're all reacting to a jump scare of a car's headlights and honking.
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Sep 14, 2018 18:34
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gosh, I wonder what is scaring them
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Sep 14, 2018 18:36
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"It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes You’re paralyzed"
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Sep 14, 2018 18:37
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Grrrroundfloor. Reserved For Appreciation and my attempts at diversive humour. .
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Sep 14, 2018 20:36
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the reality of who still buys abercrombie and fitch clothing
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Sep 14, 2018 20:42
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We should do a Goon meet there. Weed is legal in a few weeks!
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Sep 14, 2018 20:51
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Luvcow posted:the reality of who still buys abercrombie and fitch clothing This guy's just being shown a picture of someone in a well-tailored suit.
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Sep 14, 2018 20:56
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gently caress Christmas; this is the most wonderful time of the year!
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Sep 14, 2018 20:58
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:in before the two guys who always get really mad that these threads exist start shitposting 
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Sep 14, 2018 21:13
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It's my favourite time of the year again!
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Sep 14, 2018 21:30
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:This guy's just being shown a picture of someone in a well-tailored suit. lol
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Sep 14, 2018 21:39
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We were framed!
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Sep 14, 2018 21:52
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:in before the two guys who always get really mad that these threads exist start shitposting it's me im the guy mad about an annual funny thread on something awful dot com
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Good soup! posted:something awful dot com 
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Sep 14, 2018 21:55
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I am both incredibly excited and incredibly mad to see this thread again.
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Sep 14, 2018 22:03
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This is just begging for someone to eat a sixxer.
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       That girl must be related to this guy 
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Sep 14, 2018 22:12
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*lights suddenly turn on, revealing a salad*
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Canned Panda posted:That girl must be related to this guy I was waiting for this one, I lol'd pretty hard remembering the comment someone made about this guy looking like a viking ready to die in battle or something
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I love this thread every year
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I was waiting for this one, I lol'd pretty hard remembering the comment someone made about this guy looking like a viking ready to die in battle or something Lust For Death Guy will ride eternal on the highways of Valhalla.
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Luvcow posted:*lights suddenly turn on, revealing a salad* 
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WHATCHYA GUNNA DO WHEN THE GREATEST THREAD RETURNS TO RUN WILD ON YOOOOOOOOOUUUU
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I was just lamenting to a coworker today how much I was looking forward to this thread coming back. This is my fav picture from the OP If only I was creative...
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quote:Extremely poor photoshop attempt using a murdered girls photo. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. why are you so desperate to reference a murdered girl lol
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Statutory Ape posted:why are you so desperate to reference a murdered girl lol He's a scoundrel and should begone.
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