NCAA Week 3 Aftermath - Chris Ash has imploded in spectacular fashion. I've

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DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Kim Jong Il posted:

Chris Ash has imploded in spectacular fashion. I've been shaking with anger over the past nine hours and am still apoplectic. The dude has done some things well but has no business being a head coach anywhere. We made a big mistake going for someone without HC experience.

disband Rutgers football

in fact, just completely destroy the entire Big Ten East, nothing of value will be lost

# ? Sep 16, 2018 03:45

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# ? May 5, 2024 17:50

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Relegate Rutgers to the FCS where those loving losers belong, quit dragging down my lovely conference

# ? Sep 16, 2018 03:46

Dilber: Mar 27, 2007; TFLC
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Roasted Donut posted:

Relegate Rutgers to the FCS where those loving losers belong, quit dragging down my lovely conference

Is rutgers an FCS playoff contender?

Over time, i'm pretty sure they've just been an average FCS program going back to their rivalries in the ivy league.

Dilber fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Sep 16, 2018

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:08

adaz: Mar 7, 2009

Nebraska is somehow worse than I thought,I wish for death and its week 2, all is well

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:15

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Is Rutgers really imploding when they are doing exactly what they've done for years? Aren't they just ploding?

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:27

Judgy Fucker: Mar 24, 2006

Texas is going to be ranked again tomorrow and that's so loving stupid

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:28

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

AsInHowe posted:

Is Rutgers really imploding when they are doing exactly what they've done for years? Aren't they just ploding?

I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Rutgers of yesteryear was still better than Kansas.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:29

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

TipTow posted:

Texas is going to be ranked again tomorrow and that's so loving stupid

I dunno

Bama 2nd string might take the spot

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:36

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

I ironically rooted for Akron for 2 quarters then sincerely for 2 quarters while wearing Akron gear in northwesterns stadium but now that it appears Akron hadn't beaten a big 10 team since 1894: lollllll

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:48

Scionix: Oct 17, 2009; hoog emm xDDD

alabama is going to beat everyone by 40 points this year and I'm only 25% joking

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:49

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Gary Patterson learned why it might be a bad idea to liken his QB to Andy Dalton prior to a game in primetime

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:50

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/1041092354847985665

Just in case anyone missed this bit of terribleness

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:52

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

While watching the OSU-TCU game, one of the receivers caught the ball and hopped twice on one foot. Which caused me to learn that would not count as two feet down in the NFL. gently caress learning

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:54

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

PSU kicked the poo poo out of Kent, good job good effort

UNT kicked the poo poo out of Arkansas, hot drat Arky is bad. There's a real chance UNT could run the table as CUSA is extremely bad

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:54

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

I told my mom that BYU was a trap game.

I was right :smith:

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:56

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Also, Rutgers is the Browns of the FBS. You keep them around so you feel better about your team.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:57

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

kayakyakr posted:

https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/1041092354847985665

Just in case anyone missed this bit of terribleness

I feel like this is exactly what it looked like when the forward pass was invented.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:01

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Also Texas is back etc etc

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:01

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Today, in Boat Racing:

Arkansas-Pine Bluff 6

South Dakota State... 90 :psyboom:

http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=401030156

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:01

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

TEXAS BITCH

(is this what im supposed to do or?)

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:04

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

iospace posted:

Today, in Boat Racing:

Arkansas-Pine Bluff 6

South Dakota State... 90

http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=401030156

i want to see arkansas play arkansas pine bluff

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:05

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Also holy poo poo is FSU bad.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:07

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I hate watching the Huskers but really enjoy watching everyone else's teams

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:07

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

The Mizzou Tigers are bad at football

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:08

Shappa: Jan 22, 2005; You probably don't know her, she goes to a different school

After a brief 5-7 game hiatus from not hating everything about Auburn's secondary, today put me right back into "my loving god why can't these guys ever just not gently caress up" mode.

I even counted today after the first couple passes in the first quarter. LSU threw the ball long (I was saying 10+ yards) about 22 times, out of those 22 times something good happened for them on 14 or 15 of them (there was some hysteria at the end and I might have gotten mixed up). By "something good" I mean the receiver caught the ball, or there was DPI/holding. Out of the other 7/8 I think half of those were misthrown and had no chance of being caught by anyone.

So basically a team was playing a defense that would give up a long completion on 2/3rds of the attempts, with no interceptions against, and only successfully defended the man on about 15% of the attempts. I feel like this is about the historical average going back over, say, 7 years.

loving figure it out Auburn.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:10

Shappa: Jan 22, 2005; You probably don't know her, she goes to a different school

Oh well, at least we're not FSU and we get to blow the doors off of Arkansas next weekend.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:10

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Shappa posted:

Oh well, at least we're not FSU and we get to blow the doors off of Arkansas next weekend.

[RON HOWARD VOICE] They didn't.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:11

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1041168554224222208

lol

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:12

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Scionix posted:

alabama is going to beat everyone by 40 points this year and I'm only 25% joking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKpdGAPiKgU&t=3s

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:15

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

This is a great day for the Enemies of Rutgers Athletics

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:19

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

BIG LIGHTS BIG STAGE BIG TEN

I�m glad the MSU-Central game wasn�t this week because we surely would�ve lost

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:19

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

The Big Ten sucks QTIYD

E:f,b kinda

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:20

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

To be fair, 5 of those losses were in the West. The three East contenders that played today won convincingly.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:22

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Henchman of Santa posted:

To be fair, 5 of those losses were in the West. The three East contenders that played today won convincingly.

I wouldn't call OSU pulling away late "convincingly", but you do you.

(also gently caress OSU and tOSU)

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:26

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I can�t believe my school is going to give Rutgers its only win.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:26

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

I enjoyed watching Texas look like a halfway competent football team and win a game against a big-name opponent in front of a full stadium. I mostly conclude that USC is really, really bad, but this was a nice change from looking like total dogshit against other, also very bad teams the last couple weeks.

Tim Beck still sucks.

�He is Mensa. He is Mice and Men.� - a GDT-level Gus Johnson quote.

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:29

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

iospace posted:

I wouldn't call OSU pulling away late "convincingly", but you do you.

(also gently caress OSU and tOSU)

They beat a top 15 team by double digits in a pseudo-road game while their conference was getting laid to waste by Temple, Kansas and Troy

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:29

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

oh my goodness

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:30

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Folks,

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:31

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

akron had like 150 penalty yards against them too

# ? Sep 16, 2018 05:32

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