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Kick off show is starting Buckle up for 4/5 hours of disappointment and your favourites losing. here's the card in no real order as i just took it off wikipedia The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and/or Xavier Woods) (c) vs. Rusev and Aiden English Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse Mixed tag team match AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe Singles match for the WWE Championship Roman Reigns (c) vs. Braun Strowman Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Universal Championship with Mick Foley as special guest referee This is Strowman's Money in the Bank cash-in match Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Alexa Bliss Singles match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton Hell in a Cell match Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose Tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship thread highlight zone Pre show luchajones posted:Coach is way better than Renee at this Shima Honnou posted:we've been condemned to the hell of infinite suck a.lo posted:the cell is covered in sriracha The_Rob posted:Thatsa spicy cage Baron Corbin posted:every night Big E puts 5 drops of acid in one of the pancakes they throw into the crowd Baron Corbin posted:The Hell of a Swell Guy, Roman Reigns Main Show Gonz posted:WOOOOOOOOOO Baron Corbin posted:the cell looks like twizzlers Fluffy Bunnies posted:this is a bad match and a bad cage and a bad idea. Aphrodite posted:Jeff is 3 years older and has 8 years more experience than Orton but they keep calling Randy the veteran. SamuraiFoochs posted:That screwdriver spot literally and I do mean literally made me look away in horror. 21 Hoot Salute posted:oh they there's nobody on the table below me and I'm still holding onto the cage, surely this will work! The_Rob posted:I like the video package showing the cheers but cutting to fans looking disappointed Auritech posted:I love* how hard WWE is still trying to frame Becky as the heel in this Dango Bango posted:LYNCH 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR rear end Codependent Poster posted:I like that you can look at Dean and Seth and think "hey they look pretty big" and then you see Drew and it's like WrasslorMonkey posted:WHAT THE gently caress that ending was... GOOD?! CarlCX posted:It really bums me out every time I'm reminded of how much less the WWE title has meant since they moved it off Raw. Ragnarok the Red posted:He made it through and crawled out the other side. Auritech posted:Sheesh, that was the worst pin I've seen in a long time WrasslorMonkey posted:haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa what in the world shocksite posted:aaaaaaahaha that was the worst ahhhhh Liquid Communism posted:So many contenders for worst finish, and we haven't even gotten to The Big Dog. Jerusalem posted:What about his anus, Cole? WHAT ABOUT HIS ANUS!?! Saint Freak posted:Who needs friends...LINE? BOOTY-ADE posted:Minus five starfish Liquid Communism posted:Um, Paige? There was a winner. Joe's too fat to do a situp and not get pinned while trying to sub someone. The Croc fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 18:28 |
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hell it can't be worse than raw right
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:02 |
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Wait this poo poo starts at 3 now?
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Shima Honnou posted:hell it can't be worse than raw right its longer so yes
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hell in a cell, more like poo poo in a gently caress
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:03 |
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the cage is red lol
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Shima Honnou posted:hell it can't be worse than raw right It will probably try very hard. Edit: Paige on the panel? Yay!
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:03 |
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I like the thread title, good job OP
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:03 |
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does coach paint his goatee on with grease paint
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:04 |
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Coach sent down to the minors
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The_Rob posted:Wait this poo poo starts at 3 now? it'sw always 3 somewhere, except for those places where time is offset by a half hour due to political reasons
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:04 |
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oh well at least new day/rusev will be fun
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:04 |
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so what stupid spot do you think they have planned for foley
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:05 |
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(to coachman): you lookin real sacked baby
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:05 |
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We have fifty belts and they're on five guys
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How long til they just fire Coach?
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Raskolnikov38 posted:oh well at least new day/rusev will be fun Apparently its the pre show match so it won't be it'll be rushed and have an advert in it and we'll all go omg why is there an advert as always.
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:05 |
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I'm gonna get really stoned and watch this.
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MotU posted:(to coachman): you lookin real sacked baby hey you already made this joke, i read both threads
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:06 |
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Mecky Lynch
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:06 |
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new day/rusev in the preshow means this is gonna drag
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"Mecky Lynch", oh Coach.
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Baron Corbin posted:hey you already made this joke, i read both threads i meant to post it in the cell thred im sorry i already had taken away the other one
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uncurable mlady posted:new day/rusev in the preshow means this is gonna drag hey they could also put becky/charlotte as the first match on the main card so we can all tap out and avoid watching the death of braun
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:07 |
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in the spirit of watching the WWE I think motu is allowed to repeat jokes at least eight times
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:07 |
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why is womens division always WERE FRIENDS NOW WERE NOT FRIENDS like cant ppl just loving stay rivals or enemies instead of poppin back and forth constantly
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:07 |
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they won't put the belt on becky because she keeps needing abortions
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:08 |
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CarlCX posted:in the spirit of watching the WWE I think motu is allowed to repeat jokes at least eight times
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:08 |
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im glad i took up day drinking yesterday so i can already say that doing that isnt the worse decision ive made recently
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:08 |
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Baron Corbin posted:they won't put the belt on becky because she keeps needing abortions please don't use the A-word we call them pushes, here
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:09 |
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MotU posted:why is womens division always WERE FRIENDS NOW WERE NOT FRIENDS like cant ppl just loving stay rivals or enemies instead of poppin back and forth constantly In the land of one belt everyone is your enemy.
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:09 |
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they paint the cell red and they can't even afford pyro anymore this fking company
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:10 |
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Saint Freak posted:In the land of one belt everyone is your enemy. unless theyre your friend, or best friend, or frenemy
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:10 |
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"These fans don't know what to think" about Becky and Charlotte. LMAO they're still butt-hurt.
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:11 |
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wrasslin night
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a.lo posted:they paint the cell red and they can't even afford pyro anymore Well yeah i mean what crazy world do you think wwe has a budget for red paint and fireworks? its one or the other man these are the tough adult choices people have to make.... Or something...
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:11 |
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a.lo posted:they paint the cell red and they can't even afford pyro anymore tbf spray paint is way cheaper than fireworks
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:11 |
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It’s presently 7:12am in Tokyo. I have made some coffee so I can watch this. I’m looking forward to saying meh a lot. Also I have a box of wine we doin this fam
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 23:12 |
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coachman looks like a woman in drag
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