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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!






Kick off show is starting


Buckle up for 4/5 hours of disappointment and your favourites losing.

here's the card in no real order as i just took it off wikipedia

The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and/or Xavier Woods) (c) vs. Rusev and Aiden English Tag team match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship

Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse Mixed tag team match

AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe Singles match for the WWE Championship

Roman Reigns (c) vs. Braun Strowman Hell in a Cell match for the WWE Universal Championship with Mick Foley as special guest referee
This is Strowman's Money in the Bank cash-in match

Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Alexa Bliss Singles match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship

Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton Hell in a Cell match

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Becky Lynch Singles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose Tag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

thread highlight zone

Pre show

luchajones posted:

Coach is way better than Renee at this

Shima Honnou posted:

we've been condemned to the hell of infinite suck

a.lo posted:

the cell is covered in sriracha

The_Rob posted:

Thatsa spicy cage

Baron Corbin posted:

every night Big E puts 5 drops of acid in one of the pancakes they throw into the crowd


Baron Corbin posted:

The Hell of a Swell Guy, Roman Reigns

Main Show

Gonz posted:

WOOOOOOOOOO

GET READY FOR HELL IN A CELL



Baron Corbin posted:

the cell looks like twizzlers

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

this is a bad match and a bad cage and a bad idea.

Aphrodite posted:

Jeff is 3 years older and has 8 years more experience than Orton but they keep calling Randy the veteran.


SamuraiFoochs posted:

That screwdriver spot literally and I do mean literally made me look away in horror.

21 Hoot Salute posted:

oh they there's nobody on the table below me and I'm still holding onto the cage, surely this will work!



The_Rob posted:

I like the video package showing the cheers but cutting to fans looking disappointed

Auritech posted:

I love* how hard WWE is still trying to frame Becky as the heel in this

*by love I mean hate

Dango Bango posted:

LYNCH 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR rear end

Codependent Poster posted:

I like that you can look at Dean and Seth and think "hey they look pretty big" and then you see Drew and it's like :aaa:

WrasslorMonkey posted:

WHAT THE gently caress that ending was... GOOD?!

Am I watch the double double e?

CarlCX posted:

It really bums me out every time I'm reminded of how much less the WWE title has meant since they moved it off Raw.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

He made it through and crawled out the other side.





Auritech posted:

Sheesh, that was the worst pin I've seen in a long time

WrasslorMonkey posted:

haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa what in the world

shocksite posted:

aaaaaaahaha that was the worst ahhhhh

Liquid Communism posted:

So many contenders for worst finish, and we haven't even gotten to The Big Dog.

Jerusalem posted:

What about his anus, Cole? WHAT ABOUT HIS ANUS!?!

Saint Freak posted:

Who needs friends...LINE?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Minus five starfish

Liquid Communism posted:

Um, Paige? There was a winner. Joe's too fat to do a situp and not get pinned while trying to sub someone.


The Croc fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 17, 2018

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
hell it can't be worse than raw right

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Wait this poo poo starts at 3 now?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shima Honnou posted:

hell it can't be worse than raw right

its longer so yes

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hell in a cell, more like poo poo in a gently caress

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
the cage is red lol

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Shima Honnou posted:

hell it can't be worse than raw right

It will probably try very hard.

Edit: Paige on the panel? Yay!

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I like the thread title, good job OP

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
does coach paint his goatee on with grease paint

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Coach sent down to the minors

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

The_Rob posted:

Wait this poo poo starts at 3 now?

it'sw always 3 somewhere, except for those places where time is offset by a half hour due to political reasons

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
oh well at least new day/rusev will be fun

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
so what stupid spot do you think they have planned for foley

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
(to coachman): you lookin real sacked baby

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
We have fifty belts and they're on five guys

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
How long til they just fire Coach?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Raskolnikov38 posted:

oh well at least new day/rusev will be fun

Apparently its the pre show match so it won't be it'll be rushed and have an advert in it and we'll all go omg why is there an advert as always.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I'm gonna get really stoned and watch this.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

MotU posted:

(to coachman): you lookin real sacked baby

hey you already made this joke, i read both threads

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Mecky Lynch

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
new day/rusev in the preshow means this is gonna drag

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

"Mecky Lynch", oh Coach.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Baron Corbin posted:

hey you already made this joke, i read both threads

i meant to post it in the cell thred im sorry i already had taken away the other one

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

uncurable mlady posted:

new day/rusev in the preshow means this is gonna drag

hey they could also put becky/charlotte as the first match on the main card so we can all tap out and avoid watching the death of braun

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

in the spirit of watching the WWE I think motu is allowed to repeat jokes at least eight times

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
why is womens division always WERE FRIENDS NOW WERE NOT FRIENDS like cant ppl just loving stay rivals or enemies instead of poppin back and forth constantly

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
they won't put the belt on becky because she keeps needing abortions

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

CarlCX posted:

in the spirit of watching the WWE I think motu is allowed to repeat jokes at least eight times

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
im glad i took up day drinking yesterday so i can already say that doing that isnt the worse decision ive made recently

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Baron Corbin posted:

they won't put the belt on becky because she keeps needing abortions

please don't use the A-word we call them pushes, here

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

MotU posted:

why is womens division always WERE FRIENDS NOW WERE NOT FRIENDS like cant ppl just loving stay rivals or enemies instead of poppin back and forth constantly

In the land of one belt everyone is your enemy.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

they paint the cell red and they can't even afford pyro anymore

this fking company

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Saint Freak posted:

In the land of one belt everyone is your enemy.

unless theyre your friend, or best friend, or frenemy

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

"These fans don't know what to think" about Becky and Charlotte. LMAO they're still butt-hurt.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

wrasslin night

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



a.lo posted:

they paint the cell red and they can't even afford pyro anymore

Well yeah i mean what crazy world do you think wwe has a budget for red paint and fireworks?

its one or the other man these are the tough adult choices people have to make....


Or something...

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

a.lo posted:

they paint the cell red and they can't even afford pyro anymore

this fking company

tbf spray paint is way cheaper than fireworks

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
It’s presently 7:12am in Tokyo. I have made some coffee so I can watch this. I’m looking forward to saying meh a lot. Also I have a box of wine we doin this fam

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
coachman looks like a woman in drag

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