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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Saint Freak posted:

Builds his own drawbridge

I loving died at this. Brock just booting the cell door open like the Kool-Aid Man's incredibly pissed off cousin and walking up the cell door into the ring.

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D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

becky winning was cool

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
seriously though, good job roman and braun on getting paid to basically sit in a ring while a bunch of other guys wrestled on top of a cell, then get hit a couple times by brock lesnar, and then just go home

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Like I'd still hate it, but they could have just had Roman flop into cover after the F5 and lay there and the replacement ref come in eventually and count the pin or something. Just some kind of ending that like, meant anything at all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

pathetic little tramp posted:

like okay brock hates roman so he's gonna come in and gently caress up roman so braun can get the pin without making roman looks weak


The commentators even pointed out that Brock had been told he wasn't going to get his Universal title rematch for a long time, so I thought it might be setting the stage for Brock to get revenge on Roman by costing him the belt (and maybe BRAUN! would be more willing to give him another match) and instead... nothing.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Hahahahahahaha

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I do like that he brought the door in with him politely and all

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Wait how was the match dq. Does dq even exist in a cell match?

Standard Measure
Sep 5, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
i thought the f5 to roman was going to end with an accidental pin.

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011
Becky Lynch won. I know it seems like 3 PPVs ago but it still happened.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
It took less than a month for me to want Brock as champion again over Roman

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

D.N. Nation posted:

friggin LOL at that WCW-rear end finish

this is insulting to WCW

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The_Rob posted:

Wait how was the match dq. Does dq even exist in a cell match?

No contest.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

The_Rob posted:

Wait how was the match dq. Does dq even exist in a cell match?

Foley and Kane ended the fourth HIAC match in a no-contest.

But that was an Attitude Era RAW when, gently caress it, ratings ratings ratings.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

D.N. Nation posted:

becky winning was cool


Becky winning made this better than Summerslam and Backlash

But that ending wow

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Did literally every match end with a non finish or roll up reversal, it sure felt that way

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Did literally every match end with a non finish or roll up reversal, it sure felt that way

I'm not going to try and understand the Brie finish and you can't make me think about it.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Becky wins at 1:02:10, just FYI

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Marquis de Pyro posted:

Did literally every match end with a non finish or roll up reversal, it sure felt that way

Rousey and the Smackdown Tag had real finishes. That’s about it. Oh and the raw tag.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Trying to think of a worse PPV finish

Battleground 2013 had Big Show interfering in the main event of Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton, leading to a non-finish with both men lying on the mat as the show went off the air

I think tonight was worse

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1041520367074828288

dis gon be gud

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

New Japan World is only 999 Yen per month.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

STONE COLD 64 posted:

New Japan World is only 999 Yen per month.

I just realized the Long Beach NJPW show is really soon and I'm super excited :)

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

STONE COLD 64 posted:

New Japan World is only 999 Yen per month.

i only have american dollars, idiot

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Standard Measure posted:

i thought the f5 to roman was going to end with an accidental pin.

I don't want even one iota of sense in this match - Vince

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

STONE COLD 64 posted:

New Japan World is only 999 Yen per month.

lol im not paying one thousand freakin monies for wrestling

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
do you know what kind of property in kamurocho i could get for that

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

STONE COLD 64 posted:

New Japan World is only 999 Yen per month.

I just watched over a year of a part timer who cant wrestle anymore hold a major title, I dont need to pay for more of that

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What in the world is this Foley thing?

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

Did Matt Hardy know about that finish? Is that why he retired?

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

MotU posted:

do you know what kind of property in kamurocho i could get for that

kamurocho doesn't really exist

kabukicho does, but living in Shinjuku is really expensive

you can live with me, I'll only charge you $500 per month

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


STONE COLD 64 posted:

New Japan World is only 999 Yen per month.

Taichi's about to win a belt, this is The best time to join

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


mearn posted:

Did Matt Hardy know about that finish? Is that why he retired?

Matt Hardy knew about the finish and quit
Daniel Bryan knew about the finish and signed an extension on the spot

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

They're so drat scared of just trotting out a standard Roman-vs-a-dude match that they overbook themselves up their own asses, it's amazing.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I do like that he brought the door in with him politely and all

Brock is a true Canadian now, and tonight proved it

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Auritech posted:

kamurocho doesn't really exist

kabukicho does, but living in Shinjuku is really expensive

you can live with me, I'll only charge you $500 per month

thats less than i pay living in the projects in the USA

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
i did not watch anything after the roman-runs-into-stairs spot, and i probably will not, but i just want to say, i read all the posts and loving lol


MotU posted:

do you know what kind of property in kamurocho i could get for that

just go punch a few greasers in the street

Shima Honnou fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Sep 17, 2018

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

D.N. Nation posted:

They're so drat scared of just trotting out a standard Roman-vs-a-dude match that they overbook themselves up their own asses, it's amazing.

They have zero faith in him at this point, but Vince just won't give up the ghost.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
not having faith in roman reigns is the right call

everything else isnt

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Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Foochs, comment?

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