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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I’m rooting for chaos

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dak :staredog:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tavon Austin?

Tavon Austin

Nope, I don't believe in Tavon Austin

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
janoris jenkins gotta retire now

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Cowboys are back

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
dak is real good at football, my droogs

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What do you think Eli Manning is going to do when he retires? I think he's going to become a pornstar. Something like Eli Moaning.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


That was amazing

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Sigh

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Lol Giants.

This game is already funny.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Jason Garrett is the second winningest coach in Cowboys history

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
I’m just here for the clownball, let’s loving go

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to express the following opinion: gently caress the Cowboys.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

I am in ur threadz... enjoying bad fooball doodz

The New York Football Giants are pillars of salt.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Quiet Feet posted:

What do you think Eli Manning is going to do when he retires? I think he's going to become a pornstar. Something like Eli Moaning.

i feel fairly confident eli has never watched porn in his life

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Quiet Feet posted:

What do you think Eli Manning is going to do when he retires? I think he's going to become a pornstar. Something like Eli Moaning.

isn't cooper some kind of oil exec? probably that

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm still trying to digest how an offense as bad as last weeks just loving scored less than 2 minute into this game.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Eli is not as good as Bortles but has two rings even though is team stinks.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





hifi posted:

isn't cooper some kind of oil exec? probably that

What kind of pornstar is that?

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Calling it now that is the last TD we see this game.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

clownball is letting Dak sling a 60 yard TD :(

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

corn on the cop posted:

i feel fairly confident eli has never watched porn in his life

eli doesn't know what sex is

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Jason Garrett is the second winningest coach in Cowboys history

I'm gonna guess this means Jerrah fired Jimmy J before he could add another 100 wins?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Shinjobi posted:

I'm still trying to digest how an offense as bad as last weeks just loving scored less than 2 minute into this game.

the corner fell down

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

hifi posted:

the corner fell down

And????

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

eli doesn't know what sex is

his wife just tells him his daughters came from the stork

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

eli doesn't know what sex is

Then where did his Dad bod come from?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Kalli posted:

I'm gonna guess this means Jerrah fired Jimmy J before he could add another 100 wins?

it's absolutely that

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

eli doesn't know what sex is

I refuse to believe Peyton didn't take him to Tijuana with a roll of $10's and tell him to pick a room and make something happen.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Quiet Feet posted:

What kind of pornstar is that?
Nuru!

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Jason Garrett is the second winningest coach in Cowboys history

Also the second losingest coach.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

went boom

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Lol who told Dak he was allowed to throw more than 9 yards downfield. Doesn't seem like Garret coaching.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Lote posted:

Also the second losingest coach.

tom landry is the losingest coach

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

eli doesn't know what sex is

but he banged the perfect spherical breast girl right?

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Athanatos posted:

but he banged the perfect spherical breast girl right?

Yeah, but by accident

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Eli does not have sex he makes love.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Athanatos posted:

but he banged the perfect spherical breast girl right?

not on purpose

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