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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DrunkPanda posted:

Is it just me or do these Giants-Cowboys games never live up to the hype, entertainment wise?

I mean, this has been pretty entertaining, and we haven't even hit the point where the Cowboys defense falls over and Odell scores 2 TD's negating the other 56 minutes of this game.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Zeke runs good too

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Calling it now that is the last TD we see this game.

It only took three and two thirds quarters for them to prove me wrong.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
The giants are almost uniquely unwatchable outside OBJ, but because they play in New York we are forced to watch them in prime time like six times a year

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Kalli posted:

I mean, this has been pretty entertaining, and we haven't even hit the point where the Cowboys defense falls over and Odell scores 2 TD's negating the other 56 minutes of this game.

we call that the Santana Moss Memorial Collapse

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I miss Ben McAdoo.

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
can't wait for jerry jones to die

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
This Elliot guy might be pretty good

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Smiling Mandrill posted:

It only took three and two thirds quarters for them to prove me wrong.

I did not think you'd be proven wrong

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Substandard posted:

The giants are almost uniquely unwatchable outside OBJ, but because they play in New York we are forced to watch them in prime time like six times a year

Isn't there another NY team we could watch instead??

Wait, no, I'm joking, stop, STOP--

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dutchy posted:

can't wait for jerry jones to die

Who is this? his wife or one of his kids?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Vengarr posted:

Isn't there another NY team we could watch instead??

Wait, no, I'm joking, stop, STOP--

i wanna watch the bills, a team so bad their cornerback retired at halftime

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Vengarr posted:

Isn't there another NY team we could watch instead??

Wait, no, I'm joking, stop, STOP--

Jets Browns TNF baybeee

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Cars don’t really do that

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

DrunkPanda posted:

Is it just me or do these Giants-Cowboys games never live up to the hype, entertainment wise?

The first Cowboys Giants at Jerryworld lived up to the hype.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Tom Sellout posted:

Jets Browns TNF baybeee

TNF is good this year!
*trots steaming hot garbage for week 3*

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Vengarr posted:

Isn't there another NY team we could watch instead??

Wait, no, I'm joking, stop, STOP--

Love em or hate em, the Jets are one of the most entertaining teams for any reason you can come up with

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Vengarr posted:

Alshon Jeffery

Am I missing a joke here?

I mean the talent is there but...the body isn't.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

DrunkPanda posted:

Is it just me or do these Giants-Cowboys games never live up to the hype, entertainment wise?

The Giants have been bad for awhile.








The Cowboys are also bad.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This game is basically over. I just want to see an Eli pick and his sad dumb face afterwards now.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
The Dallas Cowboys can suck my drat balls.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Grittybeard posted:

Am I missing a joke here?

I mean the talent is there but...the body isn't.

He's about to rise from his grave for week 3, according to sources.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Grittybeard posted:

Am I missing a joke here?

I mean the talent is there but...the body isn't.

I’d take alshon with one arm over Beasley with 2

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

420_Power_Rangers posted:

TNF is good this year!
*trots steaming hot garbage for week 3*

The Browns winning on TNF against the Jets might result in a 5 cent beer night sequel from all those Bud Light fridges opening up on a weeknight.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Capital One: Hey guys, we added a café to our banks, doesn't that make you want to open an account here?....





Just how stupid does their marketing team think Americans actually are?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

DrunkPanda posted:

Is it just me or do these Giants-Cowboys games never live up to the hype, entertainment wise?

The one in 2014 when Eli threw it out the back of the end zone to stop the clock and Romo led a TD drive in under a minute to win was pretty good

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

DrunkPanda posted:

Capital One: Hey guys, we changed the way our bank looks, doesn't that make you want to open an account here?....





Just how stupid does their marketing team think Americans actually are?

We voted in Trump as president, soooooo......

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

The Giants O line inspired by 9-11 responders decide to collapse just like the towers. A lovely tribute.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

DrunkPanda posted:

Capital One: Hey guys, we changed the way our bank looks, doesn't that make you want to open an account here?....





Just how stupid does their marketing team think Americans actually are?

who the gently caress goes to a physical bank anymore

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

DrunkPanda posted:

Is it just me or do these Giants-Cowboys games never live up to the hype, entertainment wise?

Yeah, this hasn’t been funny bad. Just bad.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

DrunkPanda posted:

Capital One: Hey guys, we changed the way our bank looks, doesn't that make you want to open an account here?....





Just how stupid does their marketing team think Americans actually are?
Isn't it Wells Fargo the one doing that big PR campaign or did Capital One also have a recent scandal?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

how many receptions does barkley have

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I wish another team could liberate ODB from this Giants team. He’s way too cool and talented to be wasted on this team.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

BGrifter posted:

Yeah, this hasn’t been funny bad. Just bad.

Pat Shurmur's brand of football is like being killed by a slow methodical drip of water slowly burrowing its way through your skull and into your brain.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Smiling Mandrill posted:

The Giants O line inspired by 9-11 responders decide to collapse just like the towers. A lovely tribute.

Eli getting inspired by Flight 93

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

how many receptions does barkley have

Only 12, it feels like 30.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

RIP Barkley's collar bone.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

did nbc just remake lost

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Smiling Mandrill posted:

RIP Barkley's collar bone.
Yeah, that really didn't look good.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

did nbc just remake lost

More like, the Giants just remade lost.

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