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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Week 2 MNF GDT: Thread for laughing at the Bears and Seahawks
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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I tried.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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I'm already surprised Wilson hasn't been sacked yet.

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
loving hell, just give Carson the ball until he gets injured!

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m surprised to see Kendricks got signed.

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 Im ready for this game.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Dickson pins inside the 5 :allears:

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 He will be the star of the game

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

MazelTovCocktail posted:

I tried.

And its just adorable.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Why

Why take Carson out, rush Penny, and try empty on 3rd and 2

and then punt

why

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Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Im pumped for this matchup between perennial super bowl contenders The Seattle Seahawks featuring the infamous bone crushing Legion of Boom and the always stout Chicago Bears led by rising star number one draft pick Mitchell Trubinisky

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fishing with the fam posted:

And its just adorable.

Thank you.

Also does Carrol actually believe in Chemtrails?

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Well now to see how bad our LBs are, woof

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LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

 Last week's Hawks game was SO BORING. And we also lost. So I'll take a win or an entertaining game. Preferably both, obviously.

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Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
Did I just hear that the Seahawks haven't had an opening drive touchdown in 31 games? Holy poo poo

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
How can Seattle be so bad on scripted drives

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Jun 9, 2005

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Hot Diggity! posted:

How can Seattle be so bad on scripted drives

Brian Schottenheimer

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Hot Diggity! posted:

How can Seattle be so bad on scripted drives

29 of those games you can blame on Darrell Bevell and 2 of those games you can blame on Schottenheimer

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Flllllaaaaaags

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Lmao back to back penalties

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Two plays, twenty yards of flags. Good start for the Hawks.

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DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

 Sometimes the best offense is a bunch of defensive penalties

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Hahahahaha that throw

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

 Uh oh Mitch still sucks.

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Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
That was Hackenbergian

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Legion of Bwaaah!
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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Bird in a Blender posted:

Uh oh Mitch still sucks.

He's actually good now!

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

fishing with the fam posted:

He's actually good now!

Well he can def run.

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Seahawks refuse to get third down stops

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
:vick:

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DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

 Sweet feet

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Classic Mitchell Trubisky Bullshit

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Seahawks making Trubisky look like Montana. Well, 2011 Alex Smith at any rate.

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Jun 9, 2005

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Laffo our defense is so bad now it's making Trubinksy looking good

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Jesus christ I thought that was picked.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Kendricks trying to steal but getting caught what a shock

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Why did we blitz

This team is soooo stupid

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

 Man how much street cred do you lose in the locker room if you've been suspended for insider trading?

Trubisky stealing some of that RWBS!

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
YOOOOOOOOOOO JORDAN HOWARD IS loving CATCHING THE poo poo OUT OF PASSES NOW?

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DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

 Even he couldn't believe he didn't intercept that

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Seahawks suck rear end

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